1. Play the Word Game
2. Finish watching bad films
3. Get hooked on soap operas or Big Brother
4. Iron your underwear
5. Post in this list?

6. I only do one of those :D

How many people do you know who iron their underwear?

7. Darn socks

8. Listen to Smiths records.

9. To give a fuck

make friends

But you've been listening to Mark and Brix for years! :lol:

11. To screw up

12. To worry about the past

13. To ignore Martins last post ;)

14. To fit in enough Fall albums

15. For three course dinners.

16. For members of Pink Floyd.

I sometimes do, because life's too short for:

17. Gaping flies on boxers.
18. Concertina legs on boxers that crawl up your arse.

p.s Life is too short not to have three-course dinners, isn't it? Every day if possible, lasting noon till night. Bliss!

19. Go buy another Fall album...

to waste in this monastery sniping at hermits p.s. put my picture quiz thingy in this section clayts my darling.

for a 9 month gestation period.

Not to eat jam out of the jar.

for this

to drink "beer" like Duddumber or Diller Low Life, "The Champagne Of Bottled Water."

25. To stand up if you could be sitting down.

26. because Eternity lies right outside the window

for Dimeadozen.....

...and too long at the same time.

Eh?
Are you not a fan, Martin? :confused: Fallchase won't be pleased to hear this.


29. To read any novel that includes elves or wizards.

no not a fan...

Intelligence, wit, great melodies, conviction, suitably concise output — why ever not?

Life's not too short, you daft sods! A lifetime is one of the longest things I can think of!

You won't be saying that when you're 93.

Hopefully I'll be dead before then!! :P

30. To rearrange Fruit Gums in alphabetical order of colour before eating them.
E.g. 1= B for blackcurrant
2= G for green

31. To trim your nostril hair

To drink crap wine & beer.
I wished I realised this some years ago.

32. to attend pointless meetings that go on for THREE FUCKIN HOURS..... :cry:

But it itches if you don't.

Academic institutions don't you love them ? :lol:

i know..... :cry: :banghead: :sick:

Play games. See how many times the long.speaking bores half mention Fall songs. If someone says. "and therein blah blah blah..." then hum the song to yourself. Or draw dirty caricatures of the participants to post on the internet afterwards. Let off a stimk bomb. Invent an emergency to get away early. (I do very good phone calls, for a small fee...) Pretend you have suddenly be struck by a horrific facial tic which makes you look like the toothless MES. Start crying slowly.

you have just described my usual day at work.... :o


:lol: :applaud:

Where d'ya stick the brown ones then? :confused:

33. La vie est trop courte pour emuler l'hero de "la chute" d'Albert Camus, M. Clamence!