The big brother lineup are the biggest freaks ever. Most of them are straight out of Little Britain....they got ting tong, vicky pollard, only gay in the village bloke and a token disabled bloke who will probably win and then reveal he wasnt even disabled. The others are also freaky.



I don't watch this rubbish though.

Keep us posted. I intend to show NO interest in this programme, while being grateful for any updates.

I'd watch it if the house caught fire.

I stumbled on this freakshow in the small hours.

Fucking dregs of humanity.

A blind bloke, (have mercy), a pig-ugly albino, assorted shop girls, fag hags and other misfits desperate to be seen.

Introduce acid into the water supply, nail the doors shut and release some gas pellets into the house.

I would tune in for that. Die fuckers. :finger:

What, your house?

Planned for week 4 an insider told me.

Yes, not even searing heat, smoke inhalation and third degree burns could tear me away from Big Brother.

Week 4 is the snake in the bedroom. The fire is Week 5.

lost it's sparkle a bit i think. the new line up should be quite something but i felt a bit ho-hum. i quite fancy that curvy excitable lass though.

Give the fam hungry buggers some bottles of JD and Gin and some guns - then i might watch

change the theme tune to Kicker Conspiracy, I say.

Are you that bloke in charge of Channel 5?

yes yes... blah blah blah, but has anybody got thier paps out yet?

yes yes, blah blah blah... but has anybody discussed how existentialism is a reaction against traditional philosophies, such as rationalism and empiricism, that seek to discover an ultimate order in metaphysical principles or in the structure of the observed world, and thereby seek to discover universal meaning.

whilst getting thier paps out.

Nah, i'm much better looking :beer:

Has no-one noticed, theres a chap called REX in this years line up?

Been AWOL for days 'round here! :whistle:

Sulking cos he is "it" on the forum tag thread is my guess.

:lol:

Could be a regular occurance methinks

;)

Chuck a ravenous Bengal Tiger into the house.

I watched the launch special last night and found it the most edifying hours entertainment I've seen in many a long day. Quite brilliant. The initial 'secret mission' between the first 4 members was an especially delicious twist. I look forward to the next 92 days.

We have this crap in the States as well. It begs to become a reality horror show, and if it had the nuts, let me tell you the ratings would challenge the Super Bowl.

I've seen 10 minutes of it, and the people deserve their 'as seen on TV' experience to be much more memorable than presented :devil:

I bow to your better insider knowledge, I only saw a draft of the running order.

Does the full schedule have "12 June: Mystery Curmudgeon joins house"? I'd put that down as the real reason why the Maxwell Hall gig was pulled.

^_^

tonight they all came across as pretty real... it was a weird moment... ie. not acting... and not playing up to the cameras... regardless of their various personalities... just being their weird selves. and the feeling of them all was that they all wanted to be understood.

Yes. :)

Inspiring task tonight where they had to hold something above their head for as long as possible and the final two would be rewarded. The lovely Welsh woman Rachel and the gay Scottish bloke won so they were treated to a picnic, however the bloke was so sure that it was a trick I don't think they ended up eating anything?!

Mario is hilarious. He keeps telling people that he and Lisa have a "fanbase" and that they won't be voted off because they've been on the Ant and Dec show. ^_^

The man is so annoying he might even get voted out before the unspeakable Alexandra. :o

I saw a clip of him the other day about some sort of task they failed, he was saying something along the lines of not wanting to tell people how they should be doing it, but when it all went wrong he had known it was going to :rolleyes:

This BB is definitely the WORST SERIES EVER. It's dull. There are too many plastic clone types in there and not enough idiots. Well - they are all idiots in one way or another of course but some of the women are so similar I can't tell the difference between them.
There's no drama at all and I haven't really learned anything about them except that Mario (who seemed sort-of ok at 1st) has revealed himself to be a colossal prannet of the first order. That's the sum of BB for me so far. The rest are all like little luke-warm gerbils who are too frightened to play on their wheel. Alex as a Charlie clone from last year is the only one to really get the hate-glands going and good on her for that.
I shall be watching tonight and for the next 3 months with a tremendous sense of let-down and deflation. Boo.

their rendition of Oh When the Saints Go Marching In was, er, interesting ... :wacko:

i liked it. sounded like the portsmouth sinfonia.

also, mario's epic cock block last night? mwah!

feeling sort of bad for endemol, because these self-conscious stereotypes show up to the audition promising in-the-red drama, mucky sex or rabid bitchiness and back-stabbery. it's literally fingers crossed on whether they'll actually deliver the goods.

When Dennis was ranting about people bitching behind each others backs she stood up and supported him! I thought that was wonderful as she is the main (only?) culprit. Alexandra is an evil genius. Fear her. :(

There are two interchangeable girls in there both with very long dark hair and both possibly called Jennifer. :confused:

One is Jennifer... one is Rachel ... I think.

Alexandra has been removed from the house for threatening to have all her housemates "dealt with" by her gangster friends on the outside! :o :o :o

"Remember I told you!"

:lol:

Good riddance. I wanted Mario to stay in anyway.

the one 'good' thing alex has brought to the world is this ridiculous phrase , which can be tagged on the end of a rant to add a bit of self deprecation... as it can only ever now be used ironically from now til eternity. :lol:

"Remember I told you!"

Does that kathreya really work in a wank parlour.

Mario is deeply disturbingly strange in a managerial sort of way. The way he repeats phrases two or three times as if reassuring himself about something that's troubling him. The way he uses the word 'bullshine' instead of 'bullshit'. I say KEEP MARIO IN!

Mario is the man.

Fantastic seeing Darnell rip into that little prick Luke this week. It's hard to take him seriously when he's making a point but he was spot on.

One of them's been kicked out for spitting. :o

Or perhaps he's been spat out for kicking.

I need to check my 'source' on that.

Dennis was kicked out for spitting at Mohamed. He claims that he just made a spitting gesture but no saliva actually left his lips! :o