Fall fans I beseech you! I am a long suffering Fall fan’s girlfriend who promised to get a ticket to the Mark E Smith spoken word book reading at the Brighton festival on 24 May. You Fall fans are a nimble bunch not missing a trick and of course the tickets sold out in record time!

My boyfriend is more gutted than the Camden market…devastated does not even come close. Anyone who has missed that all important Fall gig will know that I might as well have kicked him in the goolies while screaming ”white lightening” .
If anyone out there can save my life and has a spare ticket, I will name my children after you and of course I will more than reimburse you.

If anyone has any other ideas about how to get tickets for a sold-out event, bar selling my kidney then please let me know.

Many thanks.
Fall Fan Girlfriend.