Well. sort of. In the apparent absence of any new Fall material, I thought I’d have a go at coming up with the next LP’s song titles. Here goes:

AN-CRAB! HECKLE(d) WENCH

1. Eng(b)lander In Austria
2. Soundz Like: Posh Splice
3. Cornwall Dross Horse
4. Plush Nebulae
5. Crokus Type
6. You Are Gnomic #2
7. Frail Network
8. r–Ndale
9. Clogged-bog Smith
10. Whelk Legion
11. Clutch Of Voidal Patches
12. Oblong Vector
13. Hinterlanded
14. Jon’s “The Concourse”

Of course, I will be expecting a royalty if Mark decides to use any of these…

Some of these are great... I *love* "Oblong Vector" and "Clogged-bog Smith" :lol: :applaud:

My bets on the latter being the piss-track of the album (c.f. "Crew Filth", "Light/Fireworks")...

These sort of games aren't anywhere near enternaining enough to compensate for the crashing disappointment on realising that that is all they are. Maybe if someone else had done it, but when I saw the name 'Stephen' on the topic I got my hopes up. Sod.

"Textile Worker Listens To The Fall" continues to be a song title in search of a song...

Anyone have any suggestions for the album after this?

They'll just have to put out a re-recorded version of "Nantwich Rostrum Buffoon" as a stopgap.

And on the b-side:

Trait: Imposter!

I'd like to release a piece of music entitled "Having a Damn Good Shit".

Probably best not to.

:D :D :D

That lyric fits perfectly into Boxoctosis. I shall sing it around the house and annoy wife/amuse daughter.

Right. There's another perfectly good Fall tune ruined by this message board. Thankyou VERY much. :grrr:
Whenever I hear Psykick Dancehall I hear the theme from Countdown thanks to this board.
Now I'm singing,
"Having a shit
Having a shit
Having a damn good shit"
You are all bastards. :banghead:

Mea maxima culpa :ohdear:






:whistle:

1. Stone-Cold-Marrow-Man

2. Existential Handbagz

3. Wi' Nary A Stitch On (trad. folk song)

4. Upwardly Mobile In Burnage (Where's Me Lighter?)

5. Gravel

6. Wilson's A Hologram

7. Nostalgia-Show-Geek-Man

8. Rock n Pop Filth

9. Wilf Ulay-Opskur

10. Messin' Up The Printworks

-Stretchy Prussians
-Scrutinsize: GOAL!
-Clank-O Fuel
-Campbell's Womb
-The Later
-The Clutterings of Bemoanment
-Franz in Transdniester

:o

[QUOTE=chrisgoodhead,Apr 24 2004, 12:49 AM]
Whenever I hear Psykick Dancehall I hear the theme from Countdown thanks to this board.

If you listen very closely on the deluxe edition of Dragnet you can hear a faint voice saying "I'll take one from the top please Carol" :devil:

i misheard that lyric as 'i want to take off your top'


i think it means her head.....very lectorous voice...

thats cos u have a filthy mind... :P

THE FALL
Unreversed Scribe (Rangeland)

1) Chemical Reggae Guideline Abdicant
2) Missed Her Farm As Cyst
3) Suspicio
4) Tridymite Garbled Calls
5) Hebrew Potion Iconoclast
6) Riviera Epigram
7) Increasable Derelict
8) Orlando Solute
9) Stray Callahan Epitaph
10) Quakeress Liquidness: Noiseless Assignee
11) Abstracted Endwise Lineman
12) Vertex / Comedian Musicality

Those are superb!

For years I thought the opening lyrics of Frightened were

"Sum won Saul, weighs on mite racks
Anne din, add ark rheum, you seem ore, Dan: ute ink"
:mellow:

Basalt n Vinegar
Shedded in Iberia
Overconstrained Brain
Banjo Twanging in Buxton
refuse Devoured
Gallic Trophy-Haulage Inc.

Slurry-mum Housing #Ye

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:applaud: :applaud: :applaud: :applaud:

& here's the next album...

PLANTATION CLATTER

1. Stench Placcard
2. Rural Grail
3. “The Flaxen”
4. Oat-lapse
5. Hesitant Lecture
6. Hairline Plenitude Assessment Board
7. Snide-copter
8. Castle Vernacular
9. Inklusivity
10. Manxchester Extent(acle)
11. Clag Monitor
12. Granular Verdikt
13. Snotbatch’d Blotpox ’04-’09
14. H.P.LoveKraftwerk
15. Muted Veal Cloister

:lol: :applaud:

Anyone want to have a go at the albums after these?

How about "Live in....(insert name of city/town)" :rolleyes:

Possible cheesy live album titles:

Live Dream of a Casino Soul
Concert on the Click
High Tension Live
Live: the Capitol
Room to - Live
Hard Live in Concert
Spoilt Victorian Live
Dog is Live
Mollusc in Concert
Fantastic Live
Livebeat Descendant
The Book of Live
M-live
Live Just Bounces
The Live User Syndrome
Ten Houses of Live
Livetate
Live/Fireworks
Mike's Live Xexagon-cert

You forgot:

LIVErpool 78

And 4live8489A-sides :sick:

So... how would someone with photoshop chops like to design sleeves for
AN-CRAB! HECKLE(d) WENCH
UNREVERSED SCRIBE (RANGELAND)
PLANTATION CLATTER
and the one with "Gravel"( :lol: don't know why I find this so funny!) on it?

:confused: :confused: :confused:
what r these then?

these r certainly not the chubby round jowls...... :blink:

:o mes needs to detox mark...he looks really shit

that picture reminds me of foreskins :cry2:

HOUSEWORK

1. Limb Sponsor (about selling body parts on the internet)

2. H. Shipman's Blues

3. Oy! Git

4. Light-Ent. Man (references to Ted Rogers, et al)

5. Shed Recording #7

6. Thrombosis Kitchen (draws parallels between TV chefs and the increase in deep-vein-thrombosis)

7. Matinee:Idle (rumoured to be a dig at Franz Ferdinand etc.)

8. Shirtz (about shirts)

9. Grout Mission

10. Divvey Counsellor (social worker tackles case of multiple personality disorder)

11. Free Range Version 4.0

The Fall - "CragMart Tales In C#"

Preface: Shopper Art X-ebition Rejekt
Leering Halfwit
Sluj Ncampment Ntrenched
Buffoon(Ery)
Clerk's Cranium Rhinoplasty
Sogg-d Noize In Auspice!
Trump X
Flat Trajectory Widjit / Second Resolution Of Willis
Pond-Nife
Compleat Corridor Of (a)Trophyed Kipple
Clug 37
Zombi Drone #3
The Conflagellation
Addendum: Rot

The Fall "Neu Remarques"

1. Poorly
2. Bought Some Fags
3. Welfare Insecticide
4. Smckhd Vst
5. Incarnation(e)
6. Greg's New Pills
7. Eleni's "The Fall"
8. Papal Visit (Squarepusher remix)
9. Dentist
10. Dent(iste) (Frankfurt)