Otherdave back? Me??? A hands-down brilliant Fall album? It's just like the old days..

This insane internet ban at work has just been lifted and normal service can be resumed.. :beer:

In time for the solstice, too. Welcome back. I prefer the forum with you on it.

Thanks CT.. Me too! :rollover: And with you on it too.. :)

Go get a hotel today :whistle:

The Good Old days.. apples & pears, watcher guv... oi oi???

Good to have you back, tho I'm sure there was no internet ban, you just got locked up in a place full of acid casualties!!

Perhaps that's why the country's in the state it is. "Workers" pissing their days away on the internet instead of actually doing the job they're paid for.

Mice one squirrel.
Everyday I kept sayin to masef
''where be Totale??''
You have returned in fine style,
watch out world.
I'd like to see you do battle with the fair Parus :devil:
(see 'Death Is Not the End' thread) ^_^

Ah but every one of RT's 4,113+ posts are all worth reading, unlike your miserable ramblings....Takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile, mister ^_^

True. I must do better. I must do better.
Anyway, I'm off to China next week to work for six months. Do they have computers there?

Thank you Clayts me old matey.. Good to see y'all. Main cause for chagrin aprt from internet ban and my dear old Aunt leaving us was a combination of work and family stuff meant I missed the mighty ones at the Carling Academy.. :banghead: I'm about to go and study the responses on here..

Yes, they have computers, but you have to be careful what you post on the Internet in China as being too rebellious could end up with you getting tortured.

So practice the nice smiley stuff here for a week before you go. Maybe add pretty flowers to every post too ?

The Future's Back
the Future's Totale

To paraphrase Chase, R.Totale Rules!

About time too. :applaud:

:applaud: welcome back RT, you have been missed!

Hurrah! – I feared you'd gone to "dwell underground". The forum hasn't been the same without your wit and warm heart.

welcome back to the R. Totaletarian! :)

is that bad debt monkey still here? he'll be the first to squeal for the christian aid groups if he gets arrested in china for relieving himself in front of naughty net pictures........ :rolleyes:

Good to see yer back, RT - what kept you?

:) :applaud:

At last! Oh, I've been waiting for this...

Who's next? Rex?

Cheers, R. Totale! :beer:

Yes, I was meaning to ask about him: "Last Activity: Aug 25". What happened, did RT drive him away with his notorious musical argumentativeness?

You can talk OD!! Simple as a crap thing called Websense. Google it and marvel that the freedom of the internet is already being crapped all over by Control.

For some reason this restriction has gone.

Lovely to see y'all anyway. Good to see the cut and thrust is still cutting and thrusting. A nice mix of intellectuals, wits, lovely people and trolls amongst the newcomers.

No change there then..

:devil: :applaud:

I just pissed Jeffrey Archer off!!!.. :beer: took the piss out of him within earshot and was no-holds-barred due to the fact I thought he'd left the pub I was in at the same time.. Whereas in fact he was stood right behind me!

Full details at the quiet end of the day

you'll probably find that the one you're using was made there, son.....

it was a palace :devil2:

No, just abacuses, abacusses, abuci...

Yes, they have computers.


Felix - big bamboo

The Chinese do have abaci, yes, but not very many. In fact you can count them on the fingers of one hand.

BUT, do you know, I think it may be...

abacuses?

as in

buses.


Felix - my abacuses, let me tell you 'bout my abacuses.

Boo!

Are you 'booing' cuz you resent the return of the mighty RT
or
are you saying 'boo!' - as in trying to frighten him???

I meant it as a greeting 'cos I don't resent his return.

That's ok then :)

Yeah, but have you missed ME?? ;)

Honeymoon over then...?!

;)

gaz - what a way to return!? :lol:

honeymoon over??? hope married life is treating you well!

on edit - great minds think alike, TFE!!!! :lol:

:lol:

Nope, I was cut off from this old net thingy (Something to do with not paying the service charge? Petty, aint it?) and am now using my sisters PC at me mums gaff.

Oh, what happened to Eccles Connection and Libertino? Both unregistered :o

Ps: Thanks for all the cards and well wishes re the wedding, folks :)

Hey Gaz, hope you're well, and not trapped down one.

Hi Gaz

Eccles says dont worry he will get a message to you.....

Larry

ps hope all is well with the Squirrels.....

Great to see you both back! Congrats and best wishes on the wedding Gaz. Sorry I didn't get to say that at the appropriate time.

RT, I would love to have heard your views on a couple of recent threads. I won't say which ones because they are over and done with now. So I'll look forward to your opinions on some up and coming threads instead.

Eeh, a lovely heart-warming Christmas re-union. Cheers all. :beer:

Should've made that a PM, mate. People like Bunch of Coconuts already have a hole in their head that there's some kind of inner circle here, and with posts like that you can see his point...

Thanks all!
And the red rats are doing great, thanks Larry :D