ForumStyles is fucking dead.

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This is the end of an error.

For years FS has been at the cutting edge of IF failures because of Nir and Chris B., both incompetent morons with the intellectual capacity (combined) of a cephalopod. Indeed, the new guys are even better.

In 2006 and 2008, I decided to come back with Lykathe and Ian, respectively. They were both awesome for FS but never got to the level of control required to run the forum properly and bring it back. FS has since become a joke for all former staff and most other forums.

I will feel no remorse for this: everyone knew that FS needed to finally just give up the ghost and die, so here you go. Everyone at TZ can laugh and whatever else they'd like to do. I'd support that. I'm not laughing but I can definitely see the funny side to this.

Funny being that all I had to do was talk to the new admin for a bit and tell him how awesome I am, show him a few fake graphic designs, then say I've had an awesome history at FS and with everyone who's ever worked there, including Chris B. In other words, another gullible idiot helps ruin another bad board.

Thus the warning to all board owners out there: know your staff before hiring them or get hilariously fucked over. Even if they've been around forever.

Right you are, sir.

My name's Motley and I don't consider myself an especially bad person. I do what needs to be done and always have. I helped FS when I could, then jetted when I couldn't. I destroyed it out of a strong sense of mercy and justice.

FS is done and if anyone tries to bring it back I only hope they realize that they will be the laughing stock of InvisionFree and ZetaBoards now and forever.

Why the long essay on FS? Because I care. I was there from 2003 to 2004 as staff, and I was also staff on TZ in 2003 (bet all you asshats over there didn't realize that, did you? I'm looking at you Nicola), and even though shit has definitely changed, there's still parts of both forums in my 'heart'.

As said prior, this is the end of an error. I mean that. Even if FS were to 'come back', it's over and has been for years. They're planning to switch to ZetaBoards, but as we've seen with every other ZetaBoards forum this is a horrible horrible horrible move. I hope this has discouraged them from taking that route, as it will be to ZB what it already has been to IF for so many years.

I doubt I will ever be back on either ZB or IF ever again, so cheers to anyone that remembers me and double cheers for anyone that still manages to hold a grudge. Big cheers to the new guys, Nir, and Chris B. You're all idiots.

Just for the record there was no 'hacking' or 'cracking' involved, just idiocy by those in charge. This is what you get Nir. You fucked over too many people and this is the end of your forum. There are literally four members left and zero posts. That's it. Game over.

And by the way, if any of my old friends happen to come upon this (or anyone else who has suddenly become a fan of my unusual 'work' on FS), please feel free to add me on last.fm!

Bang.

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