Who he?

No doubt many of you know, but aren't at liberty to say. Or something. I thought for a while when he started he might be the Rev, but I think that may be wrong.


Any thoughts? What's that, no? Oh

Speaking of the Rev, where's Willy the Wolf these days?

It's Sean 'Pineapple head' Atkins from age old Nintendo magazine TOTAL!.

Not really.

It's not Stuart Campbell, anyway.

I reckon it's the guy who runs my local fish shop. He always looks tired.

You have a fish shop? I always thought there was something fishy about places with fish shops

hahahahaha

haha

oh

Comic genius.

he is himself.

Excellent

I do not know RedEye's identity for sure, I can only speculate and I wouldn't want to do that.


giant_frying_pan

I was told it was Tony Mott

Wolf sanctuary. Nervous exhaustion. Feeling better now. May return soon.

I know who Redeye is. Can't say, obv. Except that it's no-one mentioned so far.

you simply must be lying.

I reckon it's Noel Edmunds. All the clues are there (well, maybe not...but I got just as much proof as anyone else who doesn't already know because they actually know the person since they run around in the same circles and knew eachother before he became RedEye)

What was I on about? Oh yeah...who gives a crap anyway?

You know you'll go to hell for not telling us, don't you? I don't mean the religious hell either.

No, no. I mean PLAYSTATION WORLD MAGAZINE!

It constantly surprises me that no-one guesses it.

KG

They're only easy if you know the answer!


giant_frying_pan

I reckon it's Dominik Diamond or the other one, you know one series boy Dexter Fletcher or something.

Could be Patrick Moore. Imagine that! Wow.

Well, I don't suppose they could expect to keep the secret forever.

Hurrah, what do I win? Death by mole? :D

Wasn't he on Press Gang? I loved that show.

My cat knows more about games than Dexter Fletcher.

(Hmm that hardly sounds fair...)

My KITTEN knows more about games than he does!


giant_frying_pan

I would wager that your kitten is also more attractiive.

And possibly less fleas!


giant_frying_pan

I'll be slightly disappointed if it is him. I'm not sure why, though.

Ahh yes. He has crap hair.

I bet, in an alarming twist of fate, Red Eye is none other than Dave "The Games Animal" Perry. Why, he's the only cool person in the games industry!!!

Please... Let it be anyone but Dave Perry.

I hope everyone else remembers his little Mario 64 fuelled tantrum on Gamesmaster. You do? Excellent.
"I was just playing up to the cameras, in typical Games Animal style." - Dave Perry. Your pants are this, sir: On fire.

Julian Rignall?

Radion Automatic?

Zy Nicholson (hope I spelt that correct)?

Tony Spott ("Mott")?

Wil Overton?

Somebody else from Super Play?

It's someone attractive; someone studly. You can tell by that eye.

So it wouldn't be big-boy-barry per chance then?

No.

Actually, I don't want to know who it is.

David Gibbon.

Eeeeeeeee!

I'd give him a pat on the back. I personally think the lad escaped from somewhere..

School.

I find that eye confusing, as it looks like Steven Poole's eye to me (he has quite big eyebrows, from what I remember seeing him on telly). So every time I read Redeye I think I'm reading the Trigger Happy column instead.

It's obviously Andy Crane from Bad Influence.

Its you , isnt it?

;), well its better than Dexter Fletcher.

Just.

Don't be mean.

I am offering a new prize, however. Whoever RedEye is, gets to spend a night with me. Yes, ME!

The greatest prize of all?

Well, you certainly enjoyed yourself, as I remember.

Yes , yes i did.