wow, I'm surprised that this isnt here... one of the best forum games ever....

ok, so there really are no rules, just have fun, dont flame an all that junk, and if you die, dont be a noob and bs about it, die and be creative with how you come back to life... sheesh
o and dont be afraid to die... i mean if someone goes out an says they kill you, just go along with it
and no imortality, god spells or admin threats

*pulls out a SUPER bootspork and gets ready to pwn*

We tend to do it randomly inside other threads.

*stabs Quarkz in the face repeatedly with his own bootspork*

*bleeds profusley on rrppo, then kicks 'em in the shins with steel toe boots!*

*Walks in, says hi, then leaves*

*xbolt walks in, grins*

"Hi fellas! Mind if I SPOON FEED YOU TO DEATH!!!! MUHAHAHA!!!"

*Pulls out Boot Spoon and starts hitting all nearby, grins more*

*Turns back around and pulls out a nuclear bomb and blows everyone up, then pulls out a LAZ Device and zaps everything, then the room is nothing*

*spends some time chillin with the devil in hades, then decides IT'S TIME TO PWN SOME NOOBS!!!!! uses poker winnings to bribe satan into letting me live again*

*pulls out an M4 tactical carbine an lights up mob*

*Triumphantly returns, smashes new P-bass on everyones head, plays "Run To The Hills," and blows the place to Bazoik*

*Returns as Jesus Reincarnate, hits newstead with chainsaw*

*Leads an army of clones from starwars lead by Arnol Shcwartzinator, then I say "You wouldn't dare kill the governer of California would you?"*

*Says, "No! On one hand, I must take down MON. On the other, I just can't bring myself to kill a stable, democratically elected governor of California!"*

*Kills self*

*shoots the govenator*
"DIE YOU BUFF CELEB GOVENOR! DIE!"
*calls in an army of space marines*

*Lies on the floor unconscious, then gets up and says "I'm bored."*

*Pulls out an RPG and splits the world in half*

*wonders if that is physically possible, teh uses super powers to tranport everyone to the old roman collesium for a fight to the death... IN CLOWN SUITS!* *pies everyone with poison pie*

*Kidnaps president and holds him hostage. Turns on a lightsaber and stabs Quarkz who was about to stab me in the back with a dagger.*

*Runs from forum, fearing the FBI*

*looks down at glowing object protruding fro chest*
*calls Jack Bauer to rescue the pres and kill nacho*
*catches rrrpo at the border and straps him to the electric chair, administrating 1 billion ohms*

Ohms is a measure of resistance. You would be wanting to administer a billion Volts instead. *does just that to Quarkz*

*Yells at MON for being so ugly (JK) then honks my nose*

*Xbolt, the Bringer of Storms, sends lightning to strike nose-honking Mob*

Dang, you caught it first.

*Appears briefly and permabans everyone to Hades, then fades back to the nothingness*

Lol, Admin H4xX0rZ

dam admin abvusing thier powers, and i know the difference bewtixt ohms and volts, just ohms sounds cool, lol

*respawns then activates aim bot, no clipping, super speed, and uber health (heh, reminds me of those dam haxxors on cs:s)*
*reminds pluto that i pwn, so he uses god powers to let me go*
eat it admin! just eat it!

*Eats a tray of nachos for energy. Then goes back in time and bring back a T-Rex to eat everyone.*

pwnz0rz t-rex with no scope headshot from AWP!

*takes Quarkz's boot spork and stabs him in the back and turns it on.*

"owies!"
*smacks MoN with butt of AWP*

*yells at everyone for being fat*

*Gets everyone to turn against Mob for calling us fat.*

*suddenly disappears*

*pokes abs* i'm not fat... *cries from low self esteem*
*tracks mob to his secret base and prepares for an ultimate showdown*

*finds Quarkz and shoots him with a proton pack*

*then summons RoboCop*

*sees Nacho in base, points at him and says "he's Mob!"*

*Sneaks into military base and fires nuclear missle at Mob's house.*

*gets confused an goes to the bahama's to sort things out*

*Builds a machine that causes Tsunamis and turns it on at the bahamas.

=( *takes a last sip of lemonade then has scotty beam me up*

*Zap myself into the internet and shut down everybodys' computers so they can't attack me.

*reboots comp and send out hunter- killer viruses to search for MoN then goes out to explore the galaxy*

*Tricks viruses into thinking that the center of the internet is me. Sothe entire world has no internet*

*doesnt bother to reply due to lack of internet*