A song I wrote. About my old class.

This means spoken.

IT'D MAKE SENSE WITH MUSIC.

Welcome to Loony Lounge
Enjoy your stay
We'll be here all year
Please take care!

Sit down, relax
That's only David with an axe
He does it all the time
And has to pay for his crime

Seb don't got no rabied
There goes Sam again with his maybe's
Tavita is having so much fun
Fantasizing Philip as a nun

Hannagh and Sarah avoiding Bella
She's gonna go to the teacher and tell 'er
Emma and Evelyn sitting and talking
Whilst Courtney and Rebecca are just being boring

Jake and James talking about cars
If they don't shut up,
Hannah'll send them to Mars
Edward is over there playing trains

Brittany together with Tessa dn Sian
Nathan just got in trouble again
If you thought TV was stupid--
What's that? Oh, Sean just shot down Cupid

Alex is making fun of Connor once more
Some people think we're worse than an eyesore
James is a green alien poo
And with luck, Asher can be one too

Josh is not to be taken for granted
Loony Lounge is not for the faint hearted
Karl is from the far-off land of Germany
Sometimes our teachers are often quite scary

Callum owns a rather large dog
Mike's head is in the fog
Conor is good at playing cricket
And Nick likes to - MOVE IT!

Will you be able to cut the mustard?
Or will your plan be turned to custard?
Don't do your work right away -
But just you wait till D-day!

Pigeon Fishers, Noddies, Wasabi, V8's
About as much to do with maths as Bill Gates
Toblerones, Dairy Milks, Crunchies, Caramellows
About as much to do with English as daisy yellows

There is so much to do at camp
Outside in the dark without a lamp
Trudging up and down the hill
I think someone forgot to take their pills

Spelling is tourture on a stick
Most think it's oh-so-very sick
The books aren't De Ath - they're death
I seriously dare you to tell Mrs J that!

ALL OF THEM!?
Like is about chooises -
Make the right ones
ALL OF THEM!?

Mrs J stole Christmas!
Well, she is nicer than Mrs Smith!
Be careful not to have 69 children by the end of this!
DEAR SATAN WHAT THE HEAVEN IS THIS!

COME IN.
NOW ENTERING LOONY LOUNGE.
GET OFFA MY LAWN!
NOW EXITING LOONY LOUNGE.

Leaving so soon?
We hope you had loads of fun!
Note that this song it's mean to
Offend anyone

I see what you did there.