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Title: Vdshake's Voodoo Hut
Description: Return of the juice bar!


Vdshake - January 7, 2005 12:26 PM (GMT)
Greetings Everyone!

The Voodoo Hut is now open for buiness!

Please wait till you are seated!

Bats are not edible but Worms are!


Umidori - January 7, 2005 01:12 PM (GMT)
Oh, cool, it's open again! ^^
But this time I'll be smarter. *puts on a supposedly spider-repelling amulet. Walks in, waits till she is seated*
Do you have any special ice cream flavors? ^^

Tsukiko - January 7, 2005 02:30 PM (GMT)
Ooh... It's open again. Can i have some snake blood? I heard it's good for the body. XD

SmileyMan - January 8, 2005 04:37 AM (GMT)
ei! its open^^ do you have any cobweb pasta special?

Vdshake - January 10, 2005 01:56 PM (GMT)
Woo Hoo! Customers!

Sorry if the place is a little too clean ^_^;;; Reopenings are rather tiring...and zombies are on holiday >_<....and my pet spider is ...sleeping?? ^_^;;;;; that lazy arachnid.

Ice cream! You Scream! we all screm for Ice Scream! Wheee! Sou...sou...Ice Scream is pending.

snakes blood, blood is free ne?

cobweb....sigh...kumo-san wake up!!!

Umidori - January 10, 2005 08:01 PM (GMT)
Ah, clean is really okay with me... ehhehheh... *looks at her long skirt trailing on the floor* ^^;;;

So, pending? Does this mean there's no ice cream yet? ^^;

Tsukiko - January 11, 2005 07:16 AM (GMT)
It's too clean! Where are the zombies and the ghouls! Thanks for the free blood. ^^

Vdshake - January 12, 2005 10:07 AM (GMT)
*pant* *pant* *pant*

AAaaaggrrrhhh....! this is too much! I really need help!

*smacks Argos the spider*

Baka! Wake up! Now get to work and get some cobweb churned out!

**sqeeak**

Ahhaahaa...lemme get the iced scream for you.

"Aiieeee...HHHOoommlllBGHd...Woooooo"

Sorry about that, I had to go the freezing fears fridge myself to get the Iced Scream. Ah, here you go Umidori!

1 bowl of Iced Scream! Its screamy and creamy at the same time!

Whats that Argos? Its done? wheres the sauce? YOU ate it? Sigh....Spiders...

Taro - January 14, 2005 06:22 PM (GMT)
ay,ay. Late again - miyuki syndrom. Runs into hat fixing her hair.-I'm sorry menager-san. I had overslept after the winter brake. Ow, hi argos. What is happening here, are there any orders?

iCe cHeRRi - January 16, 2005 07:22 PM (GMT)
we can NEVER forget this lovely hut. ah. if ryuu-chan were around, we've have Ryuu-Chan's Dark Corner Cafe again. but anyway ...

i'd like some fresh coconut juice and some lovely sushi please. :D

SakuraKP - January 18, 2005 09:29 PM (GMT)
Hmmm.... Let`s see... *gets into the place* Nice palce ya got here, Sir Raj!
Do you have any Yakissoba with cotton candy and chocolate sauce?
That`d be nice ^^

Vdshake - January 19, 2005 12:28 PM (GMT)
ahah Taro-san, First off serve the paying customers!

while I watch spongebob square pants..hehehe

Taro - January 19, 2005 12:41 PM (GMT)
am whoos paying first? ayay. so it was yakisoba with cotton candy and the souce. Do it right away. always late- bring Sakura-chan meal to her,- who is ryuu -chan, I don't remember her?aww...have a tasty meal. And would you like someyhing to drink. You pay for the meal to menager. I think.- was it like that menager san, asks quietly after leaving sakuras tabel.

SakuraKP - January 19, 2005 06:44 PM (GMT)
Ahh!!I would like tropical fruits juice to drink please......
Here's trhe money,a nd you can keep the change ^^

Sir Raj!! You just watch the others work? xD

Tsukiko - January 20, 2005 10:22 AM (GMT)
Raj! Stop slacking. Imma treat every one to some Vamp Juice. :p

Vdshake - January 24, 2005 12:21 PM (GMT)
Should'nt you be studying? ....Miss Lisa? Oh well, Seems like everything is in order now. Taro-san! I applaud you for doing nothing, yet magically everything is sparkling clean and in place. Amazing work Taro-san.

Now its my turn to make magic!

Huh-zah! Behold! I have two hands! and nothing up my sleeves, thats because I'm not wearing any sleeves. Hah! A top hat! I shall now pull out a bunny!

wait a sec....this bunny is very moist....and its got 8 legs.....AAgrrh....Tako!!!

stupid octopus!!

*stupid octopus extends all of its arms and magically gets peoples orders!*

Woah....arigato tako-san, you can stop choking me...

SakuraKP - January 25, 2005 01:16 AM (GMT)
Waii!!! Cute octopus ^^
*glomps vd-san and his octopus*
Do you ahve actopus milk? My doggie would most appreciate it.

Tsukiko - January 25, 2005 11:29 AM (GMT)
*stabs vd* My studies are non of your concern.

Wait... Did I just kill him? Oh well...

Vdshake - January 25, 2005 02:05 PM (GMT)
Up to you, death is nothing but another phase of life.

*smile*

Here you go Karina, some octopus milk for your dog. Is it for Athena? ^__^ I really like her she's cute. Give my regards to your brothers!

SakuraKP - January 25, 2005 10:01 PM (GMT)
I will!
Yes, it is for Athena. ^^ She's not feeling well lately, so we can't walk with her, but we keep her company so she won't get depressed.
I guess octopus milk will be good for her, ne?
*gives money*
Where's your horse, Sir Raj?

Vdshake - January 26, 2005 04:40 AM (GMT)
Aww...Hope she gets better!

anyways, my horse is made of wood its a rocking horse. Though its made of wood, its really faithful and never leaves my side.


SakuraKP - January 26, 2005 11:10 PM (GMT)
I bet!
It must be really hard for him to leave you alone XD

Weel, although I doubt shell egt better we can stop it from getting worse, right? ^^

Ah.... Now I feel thisty! What can I ahve to quench it?

SmileyMan - January 28, 2005 10:20 AM (GMT)
my cupid sensors are tingling!!! i'll order a cobweb pasta with resin sauce and pet food for toppings^^

White Dwarf - January 28, 2005 05:36 PM (GMT)
*White walks in*
um....im lost here and.......
is this place serve drinks?
ill have some milk and a mondo pie (dont ask) plz
how much will that be?

Vdshake - January 29, 2005 02:06 AM (GMT)
Alrighty then!

If you're new to the place I can fogive you....but this is Vdshake's Voodoo Hut! the TMB branch.! We have many branches all over the world but it seems like the TMB branch is the most popular ^__^

So, lets get started!

Lesson 1 ~ Cobweb noodles

*puts Argos the large pet spider on the table*

watch as I beat out cobweb from this spider! Heeee-yah!!!!

*stops in mid-chop*

*Argos squirms, and burps out cobweb*

Aha! Thats how we do it! we don't chop it to pieces! we scare them!

here you go smileyman! and here's your free voodoo doll!

Taro - January 29, 2005 08:42 PM (GMT)
Aw.n This branch is soo popular because Taro is at service here *^^*. Aw, msr Vampire-san came. Would you like some blood. I love blood. We have B and A+. I think.
*Brings the orders to customers*
I can do tricks to. Yay. Um, in fact not but I can dress as a bunny. Or play Go. Or even take orders and bring food then. I'm soo "talented". Um, yes does anyone needs a waitres here?

White Dwarf - January 29, 2005 10:50 PM (GMT)
um, when will i be served? and im a vampire, there is blood? how much is that?

Vdshake - January 30, 2005 03:33 AM (GMT)
Ahaha Thank you Taro-san for that wondeful introduction. We welcome vampires here, some of those famous vamps have dined here before...like Count Drac, Count Vlad and Jeff the bloodsucking intern.

So, blood is it? What will be? blood in glasses? blood on a stick? Blood with wings? Bloody mary? you name it we got it!

Plus, you don'y pay untill you've finished your drink/food and if you don't like it you just leave.

White Dwarf - January 30, 2005 11:19 AM (GMT)
can i have a Bloody mary mixed with milk plz?

SakuraKP - January 30, 2005 11:15 PM (GMT)
Impossible to get out of here without paying!!
Do you have spiderweb cottoncandy? Like in the Shrek movie... With some mosquitoes in it to spice it up xD
If mosqiutoes bite us we bite them!

OOO I also brought you some posters to put up on the wall!!
*hands posters over*

Vdshake - January 31, 2005 10:03 AM (GMT)
Right then, Where do I get a Mary....Anyone here by the name of Mary? No...too bad then. *keeps knife*

I'll just have to go out back to get some, There should be some in peservertorium.
Ahh yes! we have some, soo sad for that poor Mary....oh well. Anything for the customer! Here you go Mr vampire! some bloody mary and milk!

Ah..thanks for the posters....Eriol eh? Thats nice The furniture here worship Eriol ^^ . I'm sure they'll like it.

As for the cobweb cotton candy....Hmm...Argos seems to be worn out.

Ahh..yes! Payment! If you don't pay......you become a member of the staff......for life! But...its alright, customer satisfaction comes first ^^

SmileyMan - February 1, 2005 01:35 PM (GMT)
does that mean that Taro didnt pay for her food? XD

poor argos, dont worry, i wont order another cobweb noodles ^^

can i have a apple juice and orcish food? ill trade it for a +9veryverystrongfireswordofaldy???

Vdshake - February 1, 2005 01:51 PM (GMT)
Amazing...such craftsmanship! this is a fine piece indeed. A worthy trade!

Taro-san works's for me becuse she wants to ^^ Working at the hut does have its perks, you get eternal life as an undead.

White Dwarf - February 1, 2005 09:01 PM (GMT)
you get eternal life as an undead? i have that already for being a vampire ^_^
thx for you drink and food, how much is that? also do you have any chocolate? i LOVE chocolate

SmileyMan - February 2, 2005 11:34 AM (GMT)
*still waits for the orcish meal*

oh, and can you please add a breakfast special?
hmm.. i want my Eggyria with the yolk, dont mix it, and some savage bebacon^^

Vdshake - February 2, 2005 11:51 AM (GMT)
CHOCOLATE?!?!?!?!? CCHHHOOOOOOCCCOOOLLLLLALAALTTETEEE!!!

*turns into a rampaging hulk-like creature and smashes everything*

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CLAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!!!

I love Chocolate too! <3

*reverts back to normal*

Hmm...I wonder what creature drops chocolate?

Hmm....I'll have to summon zombies to do this!

---HEEYAAAH---

*Swarms of undead zombies dressed in waitress outfits rose from the ground*

GET ME SOME ORCSS!!!

SakuraKP - February 3, 2005 02:19 AM (GMT)
:wub: CHOCOLATE :wub:
I'm a chocaholic :XD:

Aw... poor argos.... *fees argoes giant mosquitoes*
*pokes Argos*
Does it like chocolate???

Taro - February 7, 2005 08:14 PM (GMT)
kya, I eat also a lot of chocolate too. At least I ate but since I'm on diet...uh :sad: ...so I''l bring chocolate for everybody ,Menager-san-gose to kitchen to bring choclete and gives everybody some-Argos here is some heal chocolate that will bring you energy, eat it all, that 's a good spider.

White Dwarf - February 8, 2005 07:38 PM (GMT)
free chocolate?
YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YUMMY YUMMY FOR MY TUMMY!!!!! :hah: :hah: :hah:
heres some money for it, im happy now :hah:

Vdshake - February 13, 2005 04:52 AM (GMT)
Great! Cutomer happiness is very important !




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