Okay, wish me luck, I'm about to interveiw the master of evil, -
Makuta: ME!
Me: NO! *destroys Makuta with Avohkii* Don't ask me where I got that...
Anyway, as I was saying, I'm about to interveiw the master of evil, Of-
OD: Put a cork in it...
Me: LET ME FINISH MY NARRATING!!!
OD: eek. Okay...
Me: -the master of evil, Of... DOOM!
OD: Who'd ya think it was, Of George?
George: Yes.
OD: Too bad! *evilafies George*
George: Must... do... evil... bidding...
OD: Go jump off a cliff.
George: Yes... Ma'm...
OD: HEY!
George: AAAAAAAH! RUN! *ahem* I mean, Aaaaaah... Run...
OD: Whatever...
Kopaka: HEY! That's m-
Me: Go away! We're not in the right comidy, let alone WEBSITE.
Kopaka: Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-3 years later-rrrrrrrrrrrrry....
Me: Go away now! *drop-kicks Kopaka away*
OD: Why'd you do that? He's my favorite Toa!
Me: Sorry, anyway, what is it like being the master of evil?
OD: Cool! *zot* *zap* *oink*
Me: OW! That hurt...
OD: Why do you care?
Me: Anyway, what do you do in a day?
OD: This. *evilafies everyone in sight* And then, I sit down with a newspaper
and see what chaos I've caused... *ahem* what's new with the world.
Me: How do you feel about being the only female master of evil in the world?
OD: Hey... that's T-hybrid, and he's NOT the master of evil. I AM! MEMEMEMEME!
Me: Okay, sorry, I gotta keep these question cards straight...
So, where's your lair of doom?
OD: Why should I tell you?
Me: I have burning katana Axes. (Don't ask what they look like, you don't wanna know)
OD: Oh... *taps bka* are ya sure that's off?
Me: You'll know in a minute!
OD: Okay, okay... are you familier with Spongebob sqarepants?
Me: Yes...
OD: Okay...
OOOOOOOOOOOOH... Who lives in a lair of doom, under the sea?
Of doom, squarepants! Wait... I don't have square pants! CUT!
Me: I didn't need that... so, you live in your lair of doom under the sea?
OD: No. I just said that to keep you happy.
Me: Fine with me! So, who exactly ARE you?
OD: George.
Me: COOL! But didn't you throw yourself off a cliff a minute ago?
OD: No, you must need glasses.
Me: I HAVE glasses!
OD: Oh.
Me: YOU need glasses!
OD: No I don't! It ruins the whole master of evil look!
Me: Then contacts?
OD: Do they come in EVIL colors?
Me: No.
OD: Then none for me. *bumps into a wall*
Me: Okay, that ends another one of my thrilling, splilling, willing, billing, milling-
OD: SHUT UP!
Me: Okay... then I guess I'll just give them my speech about how parting
is such sweet sorrow: Alas, parting is-
OD: I see he's needing some "incouragement" about now. GET OUT NOW!!
Me: But...
OD: *throws Tnf away*
Me: OW!
OD: Okay, 'bye!
TV: *bloop*
TV watcher: That was boring... let's go onto Bio-Gaming... *logs on* AAUGH!!
And so, thus ends my first interveiw on Bio-Gaming forums. Thank you and
good day. But before you go, remember to always brush your teeth! Also, I'd
like to say a few words from the dictonary, aw, nevermind, all of them.
Aardvark, -
OD: GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!! *turns off computer*
-Tnf
Took long enough, but BRAVO.
-Of Doom :evilgrin:
Good but I think Of dooms nicer lol. little long but good.
| QUOTE (bio-gamer @ Mar 1 2004, 06:13 PM) |
| Good but I think Of dooms nicer lol. little long but good. |
Yes, I'm a lot nicer... in real life... Other than that, I have one goal: TAKE OVER THE WORLD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
-Of Doom :evilgrin:
I almost wet my pants reading this! :w00t: :lol: :dead: *Comes from the dead* Must read more! :evilgrin: