Here it is:
Pohatu: WHERE IS THE WORLD'S GREATEST CHEESE?
Tahu: Beats me.
Pohatu: It's in my toes!
Tahu: Okayyy.
Pohatu: *smack, smack* Want some?
Tahu: Uh, no thanks.
Pohatu: Well, more for ME! :evilgrin:
Tahu: That's fine with me.
Gali: What are you two DOING?
Tahu: Fighting over if the world's greatest cheese is great.
Gali: Whatever. I'm siding with Tahu, he makes SENSE.
Kopaka: I'm siding with Tahu, because he's my HERO!
Gali: Okay...
Pohatu: GIMMIE YOUR CHEESE, NOW!
Tahu: But I don't have any.
Pohatu: FOOL! FEEL THE WRATH OF MY UNDERWEAR!
Tahu: Not again.
Pohatu: But... IT'S THE WORLD'S GREATEST UNDERWEAR!
Tahu: Why me?
Pohatu: Because you're special.
Tahu: Okay...
-Tnf
P.S. This is just a example, you guys (and girls) make some.

hey, tnf, thats really funny! :insanelaff:

Nice, but short...Is there a potty homor rule here? Finding out...But really funny...
I WANT YOUR CHEESE! lol

Yeah, but there's no 300 word here!
-Tnf
P.S. There IS a potty humor rule.
P.S.S. No making one like: Tahu went to sleep. THe end.
P.S.S.S. Stories can be as many or as little chapters as you want.

:P Chapter 2:

Pohatu: THE WORLD'S BEST CHEESE IS MINE! *mmyummy*
Tahu: Do you know where that's been?
Pohatu: Between my toes, A.K.A. next to every rock on the island.
Tahu: Noooooooo, I'm talking about your brain. What happened to it before the
Tar Pits?
Pohatu: :insanelaff: :weird: :modest: :insanelaff: :ph43r: :blink: :angry: :rolleyes:
Tahu: Okay...
Gali: And his point is?
Pohatu: IT WAS YOU WHO ATE ALANTIS!
Kopaka: I'd say he was insanely laughing, weird, modest, insanely laughing,
fearing, blinking, angry, and rolling his eyes.
Tahu: THANK you Mr. Obvious.
Pohatu: KOPAKA NUVA OBVIOUS IS HIS NAME! (runs into a brick wall)
P0h42: YAY! It's the LEET SPELLING OF MY NAME! (Runs into a cement wall)
K0p/-k/-: ME TOO! (runs into a plastic wall)
ToL: What am I doing here? I KNOW! My armour is SHINEY, my armour is SHINEY... (Runs into a gold wall)
Tahu: A GOLD WALL?
Gali: A GOLD WALL?
Lewa: A GOLD WALL?
Pohatu: A PIECE OF CHEESE?
Onua: A GOLD WALL?
Me: Yeah. Shut up now.
<(^^)>: Hy-i-i.
Pohatu: KIRBY?
Tahu: KIRBY?
Gali: KIRBY?
Me: He's the star of the show...
Pohatu: KIRBY?
Tahu: KIRBY?
Gali: KIRBY?
Me: That's the name ya should know.
Pohatu: KIRBY?
Tahu: KIRBY?
Gali: KIRBY?
Me: He's more than ya think, he's got MAXIMUM PINK!
Pohatu: KIRBY?
Tahu: KIRBY?
Gali: KIRBY?
Me:'s the one...
OD, SS, and FIS: That's getting boring...
Me: Can I tell you ONE more thing?
OD: Fine...
Me: He comesa RIGHT back at ya, he comesa RIGHT back at ya!
SS: Comesa?
OD: Comesa?
FIS: Comesa?
Me: He's not the star of the show! He's not even IN the show!
OD: <_< :evilgrin:
Me: Um... why are you looking at me like that?
Pohatu: I have no clue what to say, I just want to (Runs into a stone wall)
Me: Well, that's all the time we have for today, tommorow,
-5 years later-
Me: and 5663432 dimensions from now.
OD: You're not getting off THAT easealy. :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
Me: Can I pleeeeeeeeeeease get off that easy?
OD: No.
--Context removed for sensless violence--
Me: Ow... :blink: :blink: :weird:
The End (Of chapter 2)
How's THAT for longer?
-Tnf

Okay, chapter 3:

Kirby: Kiby...
Tahu: You're still there?
Kirby: Kiby. *Sucks up Tahu*
Meta Knight: It is fire Kirby...
Me: Shut up... *Whacks Meta knight*
Meta Knight: It is owie meta knight...
Kirby: Wee-ohh! *Shoots fire at Pohatu*
Pohatu: Ow... *Falls into a pile of dust*
Kirby: YAAH! *Shoots Meta Knight*
Meta Knight: Noo! *Disinagrates*
Kirby: Wee-Ohh...
Tahu: Wemme outa here! *Goes out Kirby's mouth*
Kirby: Oooh? FOFA FOFA!
Tahu: Let's play dodgeball! *Throws kirby up in the air*
Kirby: Kiby! WEE-OOH!
Me: STOP THAT! *Reaches inside the computer and puts Kirby in a cage*
Kibry: Kiby?
Me: You'll be safe in there.
Kirby: KIBY! KIBY! KIBY! *bangs agianst bars*
Guy from animal crossing: Why am I here?
Me: I'm pulling all nintendo characters known to man in here.
Ness: PK-SOMTHING!
Me: Okay... maybe that's a little much. I'll just bring 'em in from a FEW GAMES!
Ness: PK-BYE-BYE! *warps away*
Me: MAAAAARIIIIIOOOOOOO! *glass shatters*
Mario: What? *He has gone deaf*
Me: COME HERE!
Mario: A-WHAT-A?
Me: COME HERE!
Mario: It-a must-a beeen-a my imaganation-a.
Donkey Kong: He's the leedaa of the bunch, you know 'im well, he's FINNALY
back, to KICK SOME TAIL! *huh* His coconut gun, can fire in spurts. If he
shoots ya, it's GONNA HURT! He's bigga, fasta, and stronga, too, he's the
first memba, of the DK crew.
DK...DONKEY KONG!
WALNUTS, PEANUTS, PINAPPLE SMELLS, GRAPES FEATHERS ORANGES, AND
COCONUT SHELLS!
Me: Make...it...STOP!
DK: Okay. *Throws pixily barrels at Tnf*
Me: OW! NOT IN THE TOXIC FIRE! AAAAAAAAH! *runs away*
Gali: Lemme handle this... *shoots water at barrel*
Lewa: ME AM MONKEY TOO! BE FRIENDS!
DK: C'mon, I'M not THAT dumb.
Lewa: Yes you be.
DK: Oh. :twitch: I AM?
Lewa: Yes.
DK: Oh. I wanna go home! *Jumps in barrel with arrow on it* *Gets shot away*
Lewa: Now...I DON'T HAVE A FWEND! WAAAAH!
Me: AUGH... You don't need to hear this... this is the end of chapter 3...
-Tnf

I like the part :
Ness: PK-SOMTHING!
Me: Okay... maybe that's a little much. I'll just bring 'em in from a FEW GAMES!
Ness: PK-BYE-BYE! *warps away*
But that is only 1 of the ones I like! :lol:

I've never noticed before, but this is getting wacky... I should call a hospital...