Mario and Luigi: Legend of the Star Fields

Last time, Bowser and Boklava were fighting. And they staill are...
Boklava: What hateful brother you were! I hate your guts!
Bowser: Well you always were telling on me, twerp. YOU SUCK!
But suddenly, Cackletta appears!
Bowser: CACKLETTA! Aren't you dead?
Cakletta: No... I've been alive for quite a while! I've also been watching your every move! You two are such morons! You can't think of anything but yourself!
Fawful: Cackletta! :twitch: You it is? I have joy! :D Bowe down before her greatness people! You have not yet seen such an evil person as her! Sorry I am for not coming to the rescue of you!
Cackletta: Fawful, SHUT UP! :angry: I have new plans to take over this dreded place. There is this place called Star Feilds. If we could get there, we would be unbeatable! YAHAHAHAHA! :insanelaff:
Bowser: Do I have to team up with him? *Pionts to Boklava*
Cackletta: Yes, if we accually want to succeed. Bowser, You have always wanted to rule mushroom Kingdom, Right?
Bowser: Yes... But I don't-
Cackletta: We must have three armies! Me, with my Bean army, you with your Koopa army, and you with your Ax-Raider army!
Boklava: What will I get t rule over!?
Cackleta: Isle Defino, and all that surrounds it!
Boklava: Count me in!
Cackletta: Perfect! YAHAHAHAHAHA! :insanelaff:

Mushroom woods...
Luigi: Tell me again why we have to live net to... Ghosts!
Mario: Becausea, We willa have more protectiona thata way.
Luigi: Ghosts go through things... They won't protect us! Can't we live with Koopas?
Mario: Hm... Oka, then we'lla have to looka at a newa house designa.
Luigi: Anything is better than Ghosts or our old house! Even if it does bring back memorys. So where is all the money you got from the last adventure?
Mario: It's ina Fluud. Speakinga of which, Have youa seena him lately?
Luigi: Last time I saw him, he dusting. Wonder where he could have gone?

Forever Forest...
Fluud: Ok, so we're going to build the house... Here? :huh: They have to be kidding me. :(

Mushroom Woods...
Mario: Where evera he isa, he'll showa backa up here someatime.
Luigi: Maybe, but we need him to build our house for us! But for now, I'm goig to put up a satilite dish so we can get some news around here.

Mushroom Kingdom...
Koomer: I love my new job! I love being a waiter! :D
Kooler: Yeah, you like your new job... I'm a janitor! :( I hate trash!
Koowa: These kids can get all excited over nothing, but fall asleep during class... HEY! Let go of my shell! Yeah, I'm a teacher...
Koomer: For the future of our jobs...
Silence
Koomer: (Come on guys...) KoopaKing Writes!! YYAAYY!!

Yup, this is the sequel to M&L:LOT Stupid Stars. If you want to read that comedy first, click Here: Mario & Luigi: Legend of the Stupid Stars

Sweet! LOL, it's hilarious already! What about Wart, tho... His... Pickuppable Shy Guy army that really don't do much of hurting you if you can jump... Ok, I see the wisdom of not inviting him... >_<

I could have done Wart, and there Smithy, too. (That would be Ax-raiders, though...) But they're kindda old. So I did 2 main bad guys and one made up. And thanks for the reply, TNF! Here and there! Ok, chapter 2:

On HooHoo Moutain in BeanBean Kingdom...
Toad: Why do I get the feeling Mario and Kooper aren't looking for me?
Beanard: Because you are one of many normal average Toads. They don't notice you... Just like Prince Peasly ignores me everyday I try to talk to him... You know, I could go for some ice cream right about now... What were we talking about?
Toad: I can't believe I decided to join up with you...
Beanard: Hey, look! There's a sign!
Toad: We already read that-
Beanard: Ssshhh! I'm trying to read this! Here sits... Blablaboniboodon
Toad: It's BLABLANADON!
Beanard: Blablablablablablanidorn?
Blablanabon: You two, will you shut UP!?
Toad: It was Beanard!
Blablanadon:...SHUT UP! I'm trying to get some sleep!
Toad: Could you, by any chance, take us to the top of the mountain?
Blablanadon: I SAID... Oh, sure. *thinking* Yes, of coarse... MUHAHAHA! They will have to go down the mountain by themselves... MUAHAHAHA! *outloud* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Toad and Beanard:

Back to Koopa Village...
Kooper: Your right, it's nothing. Iguess that last aventure was a little too... Explosive.

Mushroom Woods...
Mario: Thisa stuff isa heavy! *pant*
Luigi: You've got that right... Plus this is too watery and slippery!
Mario: That woulda be the toileta...
Luigi: Yes, well I thought we might have to use the toilet on one of our adventures and-
Mario: Yesa, wella I hope wea won't have to go ona another adventure... I'm startinga to get a sore back from alla of ita.
Luigi: Well I feel as fresh as a spring flower with-
Crack!
Luigi: Oh Darn! My back went out!
Crack!
Luigi: Or not... What's that cracking?
Koopaking: Sorry, that would be my knuckles!
Mario: Ok... Thata was weird!
Luigi: Where did Fluud go again?
Mario: I thinka he wenta to our the spota ofa where our newa house was goinga to be.

In forrbidden woods...
Fluud: Why am I still here? I was going to ask them why they wanted me to build a house... Darn, I'm talking to myself again!
Boo: BBBLLLAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!
Fluud: I'm a machine who can scan things and can also suck things up... So I sugest that you get away from me now before I suck you up... Thank you.
Boo: HAHA! You can't suck me up because Your just a water-
Fluud suck the boo up.
Fluud: I warned you!
*far off* CRATOO BOOM! CRATOO BOOM! (everyone hears it)
Fluud: Hm... I wonder if that was Boklava. I haven't seen his attacks yet... so it could be.

Mushroom Woods...
Luigi: Could that be-
Mario: ...Cackletta... I thinka so.

Koopa village...
Kooper: I wonder why I can hear thunder from that far away...

HooHoo Mountain...
Toad: Cackletta? :huh:
Blablanabon: Cackletta.
Beanard: Beanard!
Toad: :rolleyes:

Bowser's castle...
Boklava: Cackletta? Are you trying to blow ower cover?
Cackletta: I'll tell you in a later.
Bowser: Can you tel me now?
Cackletta: Get away from me now.

Koopa, KOOpa, KOOPA! KOOPAKOOPA! (hour)
Kooler: We have been re-accepted!
Audiance: Where's Koomer?
Koowa: He's a little tied up right now, but he should be back-
Koomer come hopping up the stage all tied up and gaged
Koomer: Gamgd grama galer gammer!
Kooler: Right... anyway... For the future of me and Koowa... We've gotta go! :D
Koomer: GAIP! GAIP! *bounce bounce bounce*

So, how'd you like it? Good, bad? Please tell me!

Lol, great! I love how it ties in almost all Mario games! All three RPGs, Sunshine, everything! It's great!

(Tho I'm still scared of the fat ghosty lady and the ponytail goomba in Paper Mario II...)

They are freaky, aren't they. That stuff won't interfear with my stories, though. Heres chapter 3! By the way, this is what the sneak peak was from. Hope you enjoy!

At Bowser Castle...
Cackletta: Alright, the spell is ready.
Bowser: What?
Fawful: The spell is of the readiness!
Boklava: I didn't understand that. "The spell is of the readiness?" That is a strange way to talk.
Cackletta: What is wronge with you people? You want to know what I'm doing, then you want to know how Fawful talks! By the way, I'm getting us ready for the invation into the star feilds, if you wanted to know!
Bowser and Boklava: What? We couldn't hear you.
Cackletta: You people need to check your hearing!

In Forbidden Woods...
Fluud: Great, now where am I! Hm... A giant gate... Stars gaurding the door--who look kinda though--And trees filled with stars... Hey, look! A sign!
It says,
"To pass this gate, there are five rules:
1. You need 3 armies of many different things.
2. You need a spell for each army
3. You need <><>><><><>><<<>>>
4. ><<>>>><><><><><>><><<><><
5. <><><><><><>>>><><<<<><><<"
Fluud: Oh darn! My language program seems to be going hay wiar!
Star Guard 1:*translated* That language is a language unknown to outsiders, so that is probably why you aren't able to--
Fluud: What? I can't understand! That Boo must be messing with my circuits. Stupid Boo! He might be messing with my mood, too! Hey you 2, speak clearly!
Star guard 2: Yeah, I bet so. But that is a very simple language! You should atleast be able to--
Fluud: I don't really care about this place anyway! See ya'!

Hoohoo Mountain...
Blablanadon: You sure you want to go to the top?
Beanard: If there are sausages!
Toad: &lt;_&lt; ...Right, I'm ready to go!
Beanard: Lets see, I have the map, and the telescope...Oh, and the map!
Toad: You said that already... Come on Blablanawhatever!
Blablanadon: Zzzzzzz...zzzzzz...Ok...zzzzzz
All of the sudden, a boo pops out of nowhere.
Boo: BBBLLLAAARRR!!!
Blablanadon: What? I can't hear very well.
Toad: LETS GO!
So they fly to the top of the mountain. Blablanadon drops Beanard on his face, and Toad lands on his feet.
Beanard: That tickled!
Toad: Are those the Starshade Bros.?
Red S.:Star Feild...being discovered...Must gather stranth to...
Toad: Star Feild? I thought we were looking for stars in general! WHY AM I STILL HERE! :angry: I should be at Mushroom Kingdom by now, but I had to wait a month on Hoohoo Mountain just to get a ride up it...And I've been stuck with him *points to Beanard* this whole time! I wanna' go home!

BeanBean castle...
Queen Bean: Is there a guard missing?
Prince Peasly: I think Beanard, ma'am.
Lady Lima: That dim-witt! I'm glad he's off our shoulders. We don't want him back, you know!
Queen Bean: True, but where and whom with did he go?
Lady Lima: Some poor unsucspecting Toad... They went looking for some type of star.
Prince Peasly: The Stupid Stars, to be correct. And there is a feild of them... I wnder if we shuld confiscate :evilgrin: ...
POP! Lima hits Prince Peasly on the head.
Prince Peasly: OW!
Lady Lima: You aren't evil! Where is that script!

Koopa, KOOpa, KOOPA! KOOPAKOOPA! (hour)
Koomer: Today's meet :twitch: >_< --
Koomer trips off the stage.
Koomer: Ow...
Kooler: *COUGHClutzCOUGH*... We were going to talk about how Toad is stranded on Hoohoo Mountain, and how Fluud discovered the Star Feilds.
Koowa: Yup, but thats all ruined now :( ... so why not just some guests...
Koomer: That... would be... a great... idea...
He gets up
Koomer: Please welcome...Who?
Kooler: <_<
Koowa: ...Fluud. *sigh* <_<
Fluud: I can't understand you... What? Speak fluudish! Hello! I can't under--
Kooler: Times up, thats our show!
Koomer: Anyway, for the future of the Koopa Troops...
Everyone: KOOPAKING WRITES!! YYAAYY!! :w00t:

Again, tell me what you think! Good Bad, I want to hear, Because I'm Watching you!<0><0> :evilgrin:

This chapter is kindda funny! Chapter 4:
Bowser: Come on! I'm bored! Can't we go do something while you're doing that? I want to go terrorize some things... But I'm sitting on a grass covered ground!
Boklava: It's better than flowers. Just burn the grass!
Bowser: Don't take my ideas! I was about to do that!
Bowser burns the grass.
Bowser: There, but I'm still not satisfied! Oh!, look at the little ants! Good bye, ant! Good bye ant! Good bye you stu--
Cackletta: WILL YOU SHUT UP!!!
Bowser and Boklava:
Cackletta: I need my consentration. By the way, ants can pick up a thousand times their weight. I wouldn't mess with them if I were you.
Boklava is being carried around by ants in the background.
Bowser: *looks at Boklava* Right, well, I'm going to go terrorize some villagers, bye!
Boklava: WAIT! FOR ME! AND HELP ME! YYYYYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

In Forbidden Woods...
Fluud: I'm tired of bumping into things. Oh! why didn't I think of it before!
Fluud turns on his chopper mode.
I'll fly outta HHHHHHHEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! WOAH! YAH! OH CRU--
BAM! Fluud runs into a tree and gets stuck.
Fluud: MORONIC BOO! I HATE THAT STUPID--
Boo: BBLLAARR!! That's what I was trying to do! YEHEHE! :insanelaff:
Fluud: I was just talking about you...
Boo: Now you're all messed up! I finally did it! You can't call fo help! TEHAHAHA!
Fluud: I wouldn't be laughing right now! I hear Tubba coming!
Boo: That moron! HAHA! He can't think for him self! He runs into trees all the time! He's a moron!
Tubba: Tubba come to get you! Tudda smell ghosts! Must get-- >_<
Bump! Tubba hit a tree.
Tubba:--Ghosts! :insanelaff:
Bump! I shouldn't have to tell you!
Boo: I think he lost his brain. He's an empty shell, for real this time!

In Mushroom Woods...
Mario: You knowa, This showa is kinda boring... Alla it does isa talks abouta things that goesa on! It'sa madness I tella you! Madness!
Luigi: Thats the news. Thats what it's supposed to do.
TV: DADA DADA DADA DA DA! Today on News Channel 6598213459452 (Mario: We have thata many channels?) We show you a Toad Town (nothing like Mushroom Kingdom) That has been burned smashed and spiked by an unknown giant figure. Of coarse, we think it was Bowser. (Luigi: Duh! This is boring, change the channel!) CHAZZZ! Channel 53...
Koopa, KOOpa, KOOPA! KOOPAKOOPA! (hour)
Koomer: Today's meat :twitch: >_< --
Koomer trips off the stage.
Koomer: :wacko: Ow...
Kooler: *COUGHClutzCOUGH*... We were going to talk about how Toad is stranded on Hoohoo Mountain, and how Fluud discovered the Star Feilds.
Koowa: Yup, but thats all ruined now :( ... so why not just some guests...
Koomer: That... would be... a great... idea...
He gets up.
Koomer: Please welcome...Who?
Kooler: <_<
Koowa: ...Fluud. *sigh* <_<
Fluud: I can't understand you... What? Speak fluudish! Hello! I can't under--
Kooler: Times up, thats our show!
Koomer: Anyway, for the future of the Koopa Troops...
Everyone: KOOPAKING WRITES!! YYAAYY!!
---
(Mario: Yesterday) CHZZ... Channel 54...(Mario: Nope!)... Channel 55...
Koopa, KOOpa, KOOPA! KOOPAKOOPA! (hour)
Koomer: Alright, my shoes are tied and every thing.
???: We're on!
Koomer: OH! Right! Todays meeting is about why amrio and Luigi are such slobs!
Kooler: Yup, and here is Luigi to explain!
(Mario: Hey Luigi, you're on TV! And they're talking about us! Hey Luigi?! Luigi?!)
Luigi: Yes, well, it all started when I put up a dish so we could get some TV channels. And I can't beleive I'm on TV!
Koowa: nice and all, but where Mario?
Luigi: Probably eating spagetti on the sofa again!
Adiance: HAHAHA!
(Mario: :twitch: :angry: )
Luigi: Either that or on the toilet!
Audiance: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :lol:
(Mario: )
Koomer: Well for the future of the Koopa Troops... Woah!
Koomer gets carried away by ants!
Koomer: YAH!!
Everyone Except for Koomer: KOOPAKING WRITES! YYAAYY!!

Mario: Luigi!!! :angry:

XD. Love the new chapters. Really, really, funny! I love this part at the start=

Man, if the rest was bad (which it wasn't at ALL), that one would make it good. "I want to go terrorize some things..." XD :lol: :lol: :lol:

It is pretty funny, isn't it?! I got the ant part from when I was feeding my turtles. Some ants came up to the food and I said "good bye, ant!" I decided it would be good for terrorizing things. I'll edit soon!

XD Kinda funny how you have turtles... Do any of them have orange hair or spikey shells? Just curious.

Nope, they sure don't, but I do love tutles... Oh, I'm getting off topic :lol: and here is the next chapter. Chapter 5:

At Bowser's dwelings...
Cackletta: Fawful, please unleash the main enemies upon the star feilds.
Fawful: I will do as you say, mistress!
Fawful Unleashes three of the Bowser Kids.
Bowser: Stop talking old English! It's really annoying! And besides, all your bosses were too easy for Mario to beat! And those are my children! I'm going to unleash my greatest Bosses! S. Luki! Please recreate three of my bosses.
S. Luki.: Yes sir!
S. Luki. waves his hammer around and thinks of the three toughest bosses. POOF! King Ice. BAM! Huff 'n Puff. POOT!
Crocko: Sorry. :D
And Lava Parhana Plant.
Boklava: BRHAHAHAHA! Yeah, and I'll sit back and relax! Red has already taken care of my bosses!
Red: Yes...And that would be...Hm...Me and the team (minus Fawful), A recreation of GAX, and... Thats all I have.
Cackletta: YEHEHE! That's good enough! Alright, everyone, go now!
Monsters: BBBAAAARRRRLLLLLEEE!!!!!!
The Monsters all go off, Raiding towns and woods and islands. Lava Parahna goes to Isle Delfino. Crystal King goes to Dry Dry Desert and freezes it, Huff n. Puff goes near The Mario Bros. House, The Koopa Bros. go to Toad town to make havoc, Gax goes and Tries to help Tubba Blubba, and the Koopa Kids go and somewhere else.
Cackletta: Well, I think this plan will acually this will work!
Bowser: Yes, well, I still want to terrorize people! Ants don't staisfy me!
Cackletta: Well, then go help some of your underlings! Either that or you can go pick on your brother. :lol:
they turn around and see Boklava being carried away by ants.
Boklava: Oh, come on! get me down from here!
Bowser: Yeah... I think I'll go with the first one. -_-
Boklava: Help! :twitch:

At the Mario Bros house in Mushroom Woods...
Luigi: Theres trouble afoot, lets go... No, thats not right. -_- Come on, there's evil amuck... NO! :angry: Hm... I've got it! Letsa go! :D
Mario: Isn't thata already our slogana? :huh:
Luigi: I made it up and you're going to like it! So, Letsa go!
Mario: Okey dokey! Wait a minutea! We got that mixed up, I say "letsa go," and youa say "okey dokey." so... Letsa go!
Luigi: Okey Dokey! Wait... Where are we going?
Mario: Good question! I--
But suddenly, they hear a thud, then another, and one more, coming from outside.
Luigi: I wonder what that--
But then the door breaks open, revealing the Koopa Kids.
Koopa kid 1: Prepare to be beaten by...
Koopa kid 2: The one and only....
Koopa kid 3: KOOPA KIDS!!!
Mario: Guessa we're nota going anywhere for a while... Alrighta, come here anda we'll kicka your--OHA!
#1 punches him.
Luigi: MARIO! :twitch:
All three of the kids come charging at Luigi. When they throw their punches et him, luigi jumps in the air (in slow motion) and runs to the bathroom. (still in alow motion, then it stops) The koopakids are still throwing punches until two of them realize he went away. #2 keeps punching and biting himself. Then Luigi jumps out of the bathroom with a plunger and tooth paste. he runs toward them, then trips.
Luigi: (mumbling) Momamia!
Suddenly, Mario jumps in the air and starts throwing things at them.
Koopa kid 3: Ow, that not the way to treat guests! Ow! Hey! Not the chair, not the--
BAM!
Koopa kid 2: Hey, thats not right! Stop throwing-- Ow! Stop it! NO! Not the toilet! Sto--
BAM!
Koopa Kid 1: Was that sanitary?
Luigi gets up and squirts tooth paste at #1's feet.
Luigi: No, but that was. Here, take this, your mouth needs some excavating.
Luigi throws the plunger at his mouth, but #1 dodges and it hits mario in the head instead.
Mario: MUIMI! MET MIS MINM OVV OV ME! :angry: (Luigi! get this thing off of me!)
KK 1: HAHA! He was the one who was going to cuss! He needed some cleaning!
Luigi jumps in the air and kicks the kid in the face. All three had been nocked out.
Luigi: Now thats just strange, usually bad people have plans for doing stuff, not barging into places like maniacs.
Mario: MUIMI!!! MET MIS MINM OVV OV ME, MOU MIDIOMP! (You Idiot!)
Luigi: Oh, sorry, I was deep in--
Mario: Mut ut anb MET MIS MINM OVV OV ME! (shut up and get this thing off of me!)
Luigi pulls the plunger off of Mario. SHOUP!
Mario: Mucha better! Nowa, letsa go to Toad Town!
Luigi: Okey dokey!

At the same time in toad town...
Red: Thats right! Raid their houses! Tear everything up! We want some good pay! And to get good pay, we have to do good work! YAHAHA!
Black: Then why aren't you doing anything?
Red: Because some one has to look after you loonatics!
Kooper: You're right, some one does have to look after you loonatics, and thats the jail keepers job!
Red: So you want to fight, huh? Well come and get some of me!
So Kooper and Red start to fight. Red does a Fire Spine. 10/200
Kooper: Wow, that kindda sucked. *yawn*
Red: GGRR! That should have worked!
Kooper: I've been working on a new move lately. I call it Water Spin.
Kooper does a water spin. 90/210
Red: Oh, crud, 2 more a those and I'm history! Green! Get over here and help me out!
Green: Right, Boss!
Green does a Wind Spin. 50/190
Kooper: Not bad, but did you consider this?
Kooper does a Dizzy Spin. 10/200 for both. plus dizziness.
Red: T-this isn't c-c-cool... Y-Yellow... G-get over h-here!
Yellow: Yes sir!
Yellow does a ground pound! 50/140 + attack down.
Kooper: GGRR! Now you're gettin' me ticked off! Bombette! Get over here!
Bombette: Yes sir, Kooper!
Bombette does a power bomb. 10/200 for yellow, 10/190 for red, and 60/140 for Green. This blows Green to Bowser's Castle.
Green: (still dizzy) Oh, c-crud! Boklavas g-going to k-kill--
Ding!
Kooper does a shell toss. Hits yellow with 20/190.
Red: Jr. Troopa! GET OVER HERE!
Jr.: I'm coming!
Jr. does a Egg Bomb attack with 20 damage for both. Kooper does a Water Spin and hits both Red and yellow with 90 damage, and hits Jr. with 30.
Red: BLACK! GET YOUR FREAKIN' BUTT OVER HERE!
Black: Um... I'm stuck! help me!
Bombette comes and does a power bomb. This blows him into te sky.
Red: Oh man! He going to kill me too!
Ding!
Yellow: Oh, this is definate crud! Jetpacks! (he snaps his fingers)
Black: Help!
Jr.: See ya!
Black: HHEELLPP!!!
Jr. and Yellow fly away.
Kooper: Help for you will be in jail. That would be mental help.

Koopa, KOOpa, KOOPA! KOOPAKOOPA! (hour)
Koomer: Today, I've made sure I won't mess anything up... by putting myself in a bubble!
Kooler: HAHAHA! You can't get any dumber that he is, ya know!
Koowa: Agreed!
Koomer: Right, well, whatever Cackletta is up to, is very stange because sending out bosses without a plan, is kinda weird, if you ask me. You know?
Kooler: :zzz: Zzzzzz... Hunh? Oh, yeah. Uh huh. (he instently falls asleep again.) Zzzzz... :zzz:
Koowa:... Yes, and the fact that Fluud wasn't in this chapter was kindda weird too. KOOLER!!!!!
Kooler: :zzz: Zzzzzzz... Hunh? Oh, yeah. Uh huh. Zzzzzz... :zzz:
Koomer: well, thats the show.
Koowa: For the future of the Koopa Troops...
Everyone: KOOPAKING WRITES!! YYAAYY!! (Zzzzzzzz... :zzz: )

Gaah! How did you know my 3 least favorite bosses! Lava Pirahna is too hard, Huff 'n Puff has to many underlings, and the Crystal King has too much defence! But I love that part where Mario and Luigi are trying to decide what their motto is.
"Letsa go!" "Okey-Dokey"... Don't forget "Goweegi" when Luigi's by himself! XD

HAHA! Those are accually my favorite because they are the hardest and most challenging bosses. (next to Bowser) Alright... Well, I have the next chapter done! So, here it is... Chapter 6:

At the Mario Bros. house...
Luigi: Where is Fluud! He should be back by now!
Mario: I'ma tellin you, he'sa in Forbidden Woods!

In Forbidden Woods...
Fluud:*thinking* Please don't see me stuck in a tree! please, oh please don't let him see a robot stuck in this tree!
Tubba Blubba: I smell ghosts! Where Are you, ghosty ghosty ghost!?
Boo: I'm over here, Stupid!
Tubba: Hey! I'm over here!
Boo: Huh? What are you talking about?
Tubba: Something... Huh? GHOSTS! COME HERE GHOSTY!
Boo: Yes... well... I'M OVER HERE!
Tubba: Oh, over there--oaf!
Tubba runs into another tree.
Fluud: Does he get any dumber?
Boo: ACK! There his brain!
Brain: HEY YOU! You look delicious for my aftrenoon meal! *The brain thinks*
Tubba: Yes? What? FOOD!
Tubba runs towards the Boo. He take the boo, and gets smarter.
Tubba: Well, that was good and all, but I think that I need something less tart next time.
Brain: I'm not your tounge! I don't know how things taste! But I guess I know how things think, so I'll dumb them down a bit before I give them to you! MUHAHAHA! Huh? whats this! I look and I see, but I think and can't find. A machine perhaps. Oh well. Tubba! There something up in that tree! Go get it.

At the Mario bros. house...
Mario: Wella, we bettera get to Toada Town! Anda quick! Letsa Go!
Luigi: Okey Dokey!
So, they go to toad town.
In toad town...
Luigi: Did the Koopa Bros. come through here?
Kooper: Yeah, but I took care of it.
Bombette: WE did it. I finished them off at the last minute!
Kooper: Well, Black shouldn't bother us for a while. I put him in jail. :D
Bombette: WE put him in jail. You couldn't remember how to open the door.
Luigi: Hm... An out break of villins. This doesn't sound good.
Mario: Maybe we should transporta everyone ina Mushroom Kingdom to Isle Delfino.
Luigi: Kooper, go tell everyone in toad town to go to Isle Delfino. I believe we might be in trouble.
Mario: Luigi, I wanta you to geta Koopaking fora me.
Luigi: Right, I can do that. Goweegi!

At my house...
Mom: David M. Pr--
Me: What! You don't have to yell! I'm right next to you!
Mom:Well, I was going to ask what the turtles were doing in your room... It's already covered with Legos, video game, and--
Me: I was showing my new turtle around the house. I think it likes it better inside!
Mom: Well get it out now!
Me: But Tank likes it in--
Mom: LET IT OUT! NOW!
So I go to my room and retreive my pet turtle, tank. But something comes up from the floor of my room!
Me: YYYYAAAAHHHH!!!! :o
Luigi: Come on, Koopaking, get in here!
Me: Is that pipe comin' from the ground? Thats imposible, we'r on the second floor!
Luigi: Well, we're going to croos demetions, from where this thing came from.*pats the pipe*
Me: But last time came, I had to fight in a tournament! I really don't think--
Luigi: But mario needs you for some reason. It could be important!
Me: Alright...
Luigi grabs me and take me to Mushroom Kingdom.

In Toad Town...( I will refer to myself as Koopaking)
Koopaking: Hey, I transformed into a Spiky Koopa! Cool! But where's... Tank?
Tank: Finally, I get to talk to my master in person. It's good to talk back to you! I do like your room... and strawberrys!
Luigi: Where's Mario? Mario? MARIO?!
Mario: I'm right here! See! Right here. Not anyone else here. Just me, Mario.
Luigi: Why are you now wearing black cloths? And what happened to your accent!
Mario: The cloths, um well, I'm in a dark mood, so I changed into this! And the accent, well, I took lessons, really fast. :D
Luigi: Sounds resonable to me. Heres Koopaking. So, why did you want him?
Koopaking: Yeah, why did you want me?
Mario: Well Stupigi, thats for you to wonder! For it is I, Black! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Black: Thanks for Koopaking, Now I'm on my way to the castle!*turns on his jetpack* Good-bye losers!
Koopaking: Hey, let me go! Draw!
Koopaking draws a paper airplane and throws it towards the castle.
Tank: DAV--
Luigi: He's known as Koopaking here, so don't blurt out his real name.
Tank: KOOPAKING!
Luigi: I hope Mario is ok... And that he doesn't get mad at me for handing over Koopaking to Black.

Black appears at Bowser's castle...
Cackletta: Excilent! You have brought the writer of this story! Now I can do this right! Wait a second... Wheres the turtle? You know, the one from His world... Where'd you drop him?
Black: You wanted me to get him, too? Darn, I left him Luigi!
Cackletta: :blink: :angry:
Fawful: I would be of the running, if I were of you, Fink-rat.
Black: I'm way ahead of you! AAAHHH!
Cackletta: Well, what are you wating for? Go get him you fool!
Fawful: Yes ma'am!
Koopaking: Where's Bowser? He's my all-time favorite character.
Cackletta: He went to a nearby village to terrorize them...
Koopaking: Say, thanks!
Koopaking uses ink blot!
Cackletta: ACK! EW! HEY! FAWFUL, GET BACK HERE! Oh, never mind you...KOOPA BROS, AFTER HIM! WE CAN'T LET HIM GET AWAY!

Koopa, KOOpa, KOOPA! KOOPAKOOPA! (hour)
Koomer: Everywhere we go,
Koowa: Everywhere we go,
Kooler: People want to know,
Koowa: People want to know,
Koomer: Who we are...
Koowa: Who we are...
Kooler: SO we tell them--
Koowa: SO we tell them--
Everyone: WE ARE KOOPAS!
WE ARE KOOPAS!
MI-TEE MI-TEE KOO-PAH-S!
MI-TEE MI-TEE KOO-PAH-S!
Koomer: All of us Koopas must stand together!
Kooler: Yes, because the most powerful all Koopas, Koopaking, has been Kidnapped!
Koowa: He writes our story, and we need him not in it! this could mess it up!
Koomer: How can he be writing the story if he is in it?
Kooler: Hm... I've got some footage on what Cackletta wants! Here it is!
*they turn on the tv*
TV: CHZZZ...
Cackletta: YEHEHEHE! I must get into the star feilds! I must! So I can grant an ultimate wish!
CHZZZ...
Fawful: What is it of your wishing?
Cackletta: A world... I will sumon a world where I rule and those two bozos will be a step down from my power! Yes! YEHEHHEHHEHHEHHEH!
Fawful: W-w-w-what about me!?
Cackletta: You, you'll be the general, along with Red and S. Luki... The rest can be a fighting squad, keeping order around the world! YEHEHHEHHEHHEHHEH:evilgrin: *they turn off the TV*
Koomer: This seems very terrible, we must warn Luigi! Anyway, for the future of the Koopa troops...
Everyone: Koopaking Writes! YYAAYY!
Todays episode of KoopaKoopa hour was brought to you by... King Boo's Popcorn and Nochos

In Toad Town...
Luigi: So, Tank, you're sure this'll work?
Tank: I'm positive... Because it worked in the turtle cage* back at home.
Luigi: First, though, we need to find where Mario and Fluud have gone...

At Mushroom Castle...
Peach: Mario, the reson I brought you here is to tell you that there have been more sightings of Pirhana Plants at Isle Delfino. Gadd and that Pianta you gave the paint stick to, a.k.a. Phil, are fending them off as much as they can, they need your help!
Mario: Huh?
Peach: Mario, the reson I brought you here is to tell you that there have been more sightings of Pirhana Plants at Isle Delfino. Gadd and that Pianta you gave the paint stick to, a.k.a. Phil, are fending them off as much as they can, they need your help!
Mario: Huh?
Peach: I need you and the others to go to Isle Defino and fend off the Pirhana Plants!
Mario: What wasa that parta about who now?
Peach:... GO TO ISLE DELFINO!!!
Mario: Huh?
Peach slaps Mario.
Mario: OHA! Alrighta, I heard you the firsta time and don'ta yell in my eara!
Peach: A brain fart**, I assume...
Mario: Huh?

In Forbidden Woods...
Fluud: COPPTER MODE!
Brain: Get him before he... Uh... What?
Tubba: Huh? I didn't say anything...
Gax: Da... I do not know what it that you are talking about...
Fluud: Something seems to be affecting the Stupid in town... I wonder if it has to do anything with Bowser...
Fluud flies out of the forest, tree attached to him...
Fluud: Get off of me! You're such a dumb tree!

In Toad Town...
Luigi: So, we find Mario, get Koopaking, and destroy Bowser's Casle, right?
Tank: That would be overlooking small parts of our mission, right...
Luigi: Of coarse!

Inside Bowser's Castle...
Koopaking: Yah know, I need my own Virtual world, I think I'll make myself a computer and virtualizers... Or maybe I'll do that in my spare time... Right now I think I stick to my main plan of getting out of here! Hm... I'll just draw this, and that, and some Shy Guys... There!
Jr and Yellow walk by the Jail Cell...
Yellow: What is it you are doing?
Koopaking: Nothing, just drawing...
Jr.: It better be me ruling over land that you are drawing...
Koopaking: Thats kindda it... But I'll show ya later what I'm drawing, I can't draw with people watching me...
Yellow: Well, you better finish soon, because I won't be here for a while... Hey!, we have to look at some other prisoners... Make sure you don't make escape plans, because Cackletta will getch'a! HAHA!
Koopaking: I can't think!
Jr.: C'mon Yellow, lets go, we seem to be bothering him...

Outside Bowser's Castle...
Cackletta: YEHEHHEHHEHHEH! It is almost finished! The brew is-- :omigosh:
Boklava trips over the caldrin...
Boklava: Oops... Sorry. :modest:
Cackletta: ... Get away from me now, you fool... BEFORE I RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!
Boklava: YYYAAAAHHHHH!!!! :omigosh: BOWSER! HELP!
Boklava runs into the castle...
Bowser: Nice work, I've never seen him do that for me befre... BRWAHAHAH--
Cackletta: ...You're just as bad as he is... SO I SUGGEST YOU SCRAM BEFORE YOUR BONES TO PIRHANA PLANTS!!!
Bowser: Oh, crud... Uh, I think I'll go to that village again and um... Ya' know, do stuff... *gulp* to them... YYYYAAAAHHHH!!!! :omigosh:

On HooHoo Mountain...
Toad: Yah! Where are we going?
Blablanadon: Theres been a call to go to Isle Delfino! We must go there now...
Beanard: Ah, so fun in the--
Toad: NO! I want to go home! C-c-c-c'mon! PPPLEASSSSSSE! I want... to go...home...zzzzz :zzz: ...
Beanard: Ah, look at the little guy sleeping! He's cute anytime!

Koopa, KOOpa, KOOPA! KOOPAKOOPA! (hour)
Koomer: Today, we're going to have a word with--
King Boo: Nachos! If you want some nachos, you can have 'em! Comes in Small or Large...
Koomer: ...Our sponser.
Kooler: That's right, and if he doesn't shut upImean, i he keeps talking about Popcorn and Nachos... I'll have to strangleiz him--
Koowa: Stranglizim... The new product made by King Boo!
Kooler: No! I'm going to--
Koomer: Go to the broom closet! *snaps his fingers*
Kooler: No, not the mustle-bound Koopa! Please, anything but that! NOOOOO!
Koomer: That takes care of that! Now, King Boo, what made you start making--
King Boo: Popcorn! I want sme pocorn! With extra Mayo!
Koowa: why do you put Mayo... Imean May yo' show us how to make popcorn?
King Boo: And some Nachos, with extra butter... and chickens!
Koomer: Chickens... Imean yu make that in a kitchen? And butter, Imean and better tasting tasting things...
King Boo: Mmmmm Cheese! Buy my new popcorn flavored nachoes and new nachos flavored popcorn for a bargin! 0% down! Now thats a good Bargan!
Koowa: Are you feeling ok?
King Boo: Cheese?
Koomer: AH, forget this! Go away, King Boo! You're annoying me!
Koowa: For the future of the Koopa Troops...
King Boo: CHEESE AND NOCHOS AND POPCORN WRITES!! WAHOO!!
Koomer: No, It's: KOOPAKING WRITES!! YYAAYY!!




*turtle cage: A place in my back yard where I keep my turtles.
**brain fart: When you can't think of something or you don't understand something...

Lol, great chapter! Brain farts... :lol:

Yeah, my 6th grade teacher taught me that one... And for some reason, I can't seem to fart it outta my head...h well, this chapter is taking a while, so be patient.

I've made a new avatar for myself. the person in there is Boklava. I finally thought of something to make for him. I'm making more pictures of characters in my comedy. I'll post them laster, but for now... Chapter 8:

At toad town...
Tank: Well, we could invade the castle here--
Luigi: But we would get caught too easily. We need Fluud and Mario!
Tank*loking up*: What's that up there?
Luigi: That's Fluud! Fluud! Up here!
Fluud*comes to the ground*: Hello. Oh, and who is this!
Tank: I am the turtle, or as you say, Koopa, tank. I am a pet of the famous Koopaking!
Fluud: Pet of who?
Tank: Your writer... Koopaking.
Luigi: Ehem! we still need to find Mario!
Fluud: No problem! I've got a tracking device for him right here!
Tracking device: Beep beep beep. Mario is... In mushroom kingdom castle. Located with Peach, the princess.
Tank: I'll go get him! I know every corner of the kingdom. Koopaking *thinking*(boy, that's fun to say) Let's me watch him play video games every morning!
Luigi: No, WAIT!
But before hecould say that, tank had gone off.(really fast)
Luigi: The game desiners have changed the kingdom's design in almost every game! It kinda depends on which videogae Koopaking lets him watch! This castle is based on--
Fluud: I think we get it.

On hoohoo Mountain...
Toad: Hello?
Echo: hello? hello? hello?
Toad: SHUT UP!
Echo: UP! UP! UP!
Toad: Help me!
Echo: Me. me. me.
Beanard: Ahu ahuhuhuhu. These little bean creatures are funny.
Echo: Funny. funny. funny.
Beanard: Who is there?
Echo: There. there. there.
Beanard: Hello, theretherethere! How are you?
Echo: You. You. You.
Beanard: Are you copying me?
Echo: Me. me. me.
Beanard: Me me me, thats all I ever hear outta you!
Toad: IT'S AN ECHO!!!
Echo: ECHO!!! ECHO!!! ECHO!!!
Toad: Why! Why! Why! Why did that Stupid Blabblablabla bird have to leave use in a Stupid valley full of Stupid Idiots like YOU!?
Echo: YOU!? You!? You! you.
Toad: SHUT UP!!!!!!! *cough cough* Mario! Luigi! Bowser! Koopa Troops! Anyone! I don't care, just come to save me!
Beanard: We're... we're... We're near an oasis!
Toad: It's a mer--No! It is an oasis! I'm saved! Now... where is the phone? Ah, here it is!*dials*

Back at the kingdom...
Peach: I wonder where toad is! Must be on his coffee break.
Mario: zzz...Huh! oh, yeah. Coffee break. Zzz... coffee... Pasta... mmm... Portabela...

Koopa, KOOpa, KOOPA! KOOPAKOOPA! (hour)
Koomer: What happened to the bad guys? And the Star Feilds?
Kooler: And Koopaking? Aren't they all a part of the story?
Koowa: Well, here to answer that is Koopaking! Tell us, Koopaking... Ehy didn't you put yourself in the story?
Koopaking: well, I'm running outta ideas, plus I'm kindda busy doing nothing for my summer vacation.
Koomer: Yes, well, todays chapter was brought to you by King Boo's food! It's etable!

It's a little short today, but I think It'll do. Speaking of summer vacation, I should be going to the beach on Jue 5th and may lose contact for a whole week. But my dad may be bringing his laptop.

Cool new chapter! I love the echoes, they're funny! :lol: It is a little short, but it doesn't matter. When do you plan on doing the next one?

I'm probably going to do it june 3rd, first of all, Harry potter comes out and I'm going to see it on friday. So I won't be home much then. Then I'm going to go the beach the 5th, and we leave in the morning. So I should be done with atleast one by june 3rd. But I need some help on the next chapter. Could someone give me some ideas?By the way... here's tank: And Boklava is in my avatar.

Alright! I have Crocko! Here he is! (I accually made him myself!) CLICKY! And here is what it's based off of: Good huh?

Yeah, those are pretty good! Well last night I was up late thinking like always, and I thought there could be a Bean Amulet that has mystical properties that split when the Koopa Cruiser smashed into it's resting place. (Hidden in stardust feilds) Maybe you could put that in?

:lol: Hey! That's a good Idea! I'll have Cackletta and her team go and find it, while Boklava and Bowser are at the castle, inside eating beans, while all of the sudden, beans come and attack like cannables! Muhahahahaha! Ok, I'll start writing... But can you think of anything for the star feilds? The one where stars grow on trees and every star in the feild grants one wish each... Where the star Guards are guarding the gate? Anything. I kinda have smething...

Here is what I have so far... Chapter 9:

Somewhere in stardust feilds (Mushroom Kingdom side) The repaired koopa Cruiser crashes.

At Bowser's Castle...
Someone speaking on a radio: Cackletta... We don't see anything... and the Koopa Cruiser just crashed and the engine won't start!
Cackletta: You Idiots can't do anything! Guess I'm going to have to go over there anyway.
Ssoar: Wait... There is a big hole, that we didn't do I might add, In this mountain that seems to have some type of... Temple?
Cackletta: You've found it! HAHA! Then I'm dafinately come over to investigate. But don't wait for me. You just Keep looking for it!
SSoar: What the... AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! They're attacking run! AH! AHAHAAAAA--
Cackletta: Hm? O well, I'm still going.
While she gets there, lets look at what Boklava and Bowser are doing.
Boklava: Beans taste good!
Bowser: I hate beans... Almost as much as Mario and those darn Mushrooms...
Boklava: Red, get me somemore beans.
Waits for a minute...
Boklava: Red? RED?!
Bowser: I think Cackletta went out with the team.
Boklava: Really? Where's Koopaking?
Bowser: In his prison cell!
Boklava: Oh! Ok. Koopaking! Get me more beans!
A bowl of beans appear in front of Boklava.
Boklava: Thanks!
Bowser: Hey Koopaking. Draw me up a bowl of chicken!
A bowl of chicken appears in front of Bowser.
Bowser: Wow! Chicken!
But before he could pick up his fork, The chicken got up and started pecking Bowser.
Bowser: Ow! Hey! Cut it out! Owch!
Boklava: You had to ask for something that come alive, did you!
And then the beans jump up and start biting Boklava.
Boklava: WHAT THE HECK IS GOIN' ON!?
Bowser: He he... Beans don't live... you say? Ow STOP IT!
Then Bowser burns the chicken.
Bowser: ah... chicken. Just how I like everything. ROASTED!
Boklava: How do--Ow--You sug--OWCH!--gest we stop these little--THAT"S IT!! You're going--DOW!
Boklava is being bitten all over.
Bowser: How about we roast them, too.
Boklava: But they on me! OW!
Bowser: I--
Boklava: OWOWOWOW!
Bowser: I--
Boklava: OWCH!
Bowser: SHUT UP! I know that!
Boklava: OW! OWCH OWY OWCH O--
Bowser burns the beans and Boklava.
Boklava: Ow... Ow...Ow...
Bowser: That looks worse than the sun burn you had the other day! Red bumps and burnt skin! BRWHAHAHA!
Boklava shoots electrcity from his mouth.
Boklava: Are you talking about me? YAHAHAHA!
Bowser: Well, I'm talking about us both now...

In Stardust Feilds...
Cackletta: Now give me the locator.
Red: Yes ma'am.
Fawful: *mudering* Fink-rat
Cackletta: Lets see... 36 west, 19 south... thats where we are, but all I see is a big hill... wait... they crashed on that mountain... *right there. Points below them*
Yellow: Are those beans? they look like they're moving... And that one right there, it look kinda like an ax-raider. Or atlest the size of one.
Black: Is that the cruiser?
Green: looks like it.
Cackletta: Troopa, Fawful I want the both of you to investigate. NOW!
Troopa: Y-y-yes ma'am...
Fawful: *under his breath* gggrrrr...
They fly down there only to see millions of beans blocking the path of the temple enterence and they told this to Cackletta.
Cackletta: UUURRRGGG!!! Looks like we'll need to get the jetpacks! Since both of you and S. Luki are already ready, you can lead the way. By the way, bring your weapons.

We inturpt this program to bring you this Important message.

Koopa, KOOpa, KOOPA! KOOPAKOOPA! (hour)
Koomer: Welcome to Koopa Koopa Hour!
Kooler: Are you wondering what Cackletta is searching for?
Koowa: Cause if yu are, WE CAN'T HELP YOU!
Koomer: We've been getting calls through out the whole chapter about what they are looking for!
Kooler: So we're telling you right now that we don't know!
Koowa: So put down that phone!

Lol, funny. Maybe the guards for a break and broke in half... XD. I don't know, really. And I'm going to go make a pic of the Bean amulet. I'm not sure yet, but I think it fits in with Headgear and makes it more powerful. But it'll work with any appliance like that from a Mario game. So in otherwords, it could upgrade the Poltergust, Fludd, the Paintbrush, or Headgear. It works as an extra gear, and any of those can turn things into beans when powered by it. Oh, and I have a plan of what happens if it touches the Beanstar, but I'm not saying yet.
Edit: It's now attached. It didn't come out very well, think of it as a solid bean with gold flecks in it, with a gold chain put in it, with tiny edges to use as a gear.

Cool! But I have an Idea! How about the star rod! It ges into the star rod, turning everything into beans! (except for The bean people!) I have already Made 2 section of chapter 10! It is awsome! (accually it's just one person talking with about 6 words in the first section.) You'll see what I mean! I'm going to think up the rest as I go! Here we are. Chapter 10:

Koomer: And now back to our chapter.

Bowser: Ya know what?
Boklava: what?
Bowser: I feal like tourchering some village! :D
Boklava: Ok... So why don't you? :huh:
Bowser: Because then I got a better idea.
Boklava: What is it? :blink:
Bowser: Go tourcher the star people! BRWHAHAHAHAHA!
Boklava: YAHAHAHA!
So Bowser and Boklava get in their Koopa Clown Cars.
Boklava: So... What year is your car?
Bowser: Melinuim edition!
Boklava: That old? Mines a 2005!
Bowser: Where'd you get all the loot!? :blink:
Boklava: From a castle I once lived by!
Bowser: No one's lived near you since mom and dad! :lol:
Boklava: By the way, what happened to mom and dad? ;)
Bowser: *shrugs* Who cares, they never liked us, anyway. Hey, we're there!

At Isle delfino...
Phil: Oh, darn! I can't hold off much longer!
Gadd: I thought this burning Machine would do the trick! But all it does is make the plant bigger!
Mario: Havea no fear, fora Mario isa here! Take thisa and thata!
He shots fire balls at the Plant, but this only makes it bigger!
Gadd: I wish you would have asked, first!
Mario: Hey! Thisa is the firea pirhana thata I foughta when I wasa paper!
Gadd: Wazzo-Wazza! Oh! Fire pirhana! Phil! Daw a big wave of water!

In Stardust Feilds...
Jr. Troopa: Wow! There are a ton of these things!
Fawful: You are having that right!
S. Luki: These things are big and small! The ones that look the size of some of the troops Is about the number of troops that Cackletta sent out.
Jr.: What are we looking for again?
S. Luki shrugs.
Fawful: She said she was looking for the Bean Amulent. The sounding of the name gives me an image of gold.
Jr.: I wonder what powers it has... Maybe it can grant a wish!
S. Luki: then we wouldn't be trying to get into the Star Feilds.
Fawful: Aren't we already?
S. Luki: No, we're in StarDUST Feilds. We want the Star Feilds!
Jr.: why don't we just fly in there?
S. Luki: Apperenly Cackletta has some easier way of doing this. Ah! We've reached the temple!
Cackletta on radio: Chhhzzz.... I have decided to stay back! all of you can get the Bean Amulet for me. Oh, and one more thing... Make sure Fawful picks it up! The thing turns people into beans, and he already is a bean!
Jr.: So thats what happened to the troop! They've been turned into beans!

Koopa, KOOpa, KOOPA! KOOPAKOOPA! (hour)
Koomer: THE BEAN AMULET! AAAHHH!!!
Kooler: What so bad about that?
Koowa: Weren't you listening? It turns people into beans!
Koomer: But, there is a story behind it! Once, long ago... There was a time when the Mushroom people and Bean people were at war... Because one man, we think a desendent of Bowser and Boklava, started making nasty rumors of what the Mushroom people thought of Bean people. When both side found out that they were rumors spread by this man, they built originally 2 Items. The Star Rod and the Bean Amulet. A this formed the Bean star. So that makes 3. They used these three items to put down this dragon of power, and mixed him with a koopa. The strange thing is, hte power of the Bean amulet was too powerful for anyone but the bean people to hold, so they locked it up in a temple full of traps and mazes, under MushBean Hill. But now, Cackletta is forming this war again! I just know it!

Cool, that's better then my idea! I really didn't want it to be a gear, but I didn't know how else it'd fit with the mechanical stuff. Also, there is a Mushroom amulet. It's pretty much the same, it looks like a Gold Mushroom with a string. And if they combine, they turn into the Beanshroom... Which I will make stuff about later.

Ya know, that didn't take me long to do! I can always do another right now! Here we go! Chapter 11:

Under MushBean hill...
S. Luki: Hey! We need some light, besides the fire coming form Fawful's Headgear, It's like a damp cave in here!
Jr.: You've got that right! Watch out for this maze up here! My locator says--
But then a bright light come up to the locator.
Locator: ZZZZUIHHGVPOOOMP
Jr.: It says Bean?
Fawful: It IS of a bean!
Jr.: I knew that!
And then the bright light appears on Fawful
Fawful: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! :twitch: I've been turned into a bean!
S. Luki: You are a bean... :rolleyes:
The bright light flys past Jr. and hits the roof.
S. Luki: Take cover on the ground! 'Cept you, Fawful, you stay up there! Flaming Hammer!
Suddenly, the room is light up!
Jr.: Fawful! There it is!
Fawful: I am getting it!
S. Luki: Flame attack!
S. Luki hits a bean person holding the Amulent. (90/???)
Bean Person: Be warned! Do not go find the Mushroom Amulent!
And then the person disappears.
S. Luki. That was weird!
Jr.: You said it!
FawFul: I am Having it!
Jr.: Now, lets get back to the ship and--
MushBean Hill Starts to collaps.
Jr.: Lets get out of here!
Back on the ship...
Crocko: 'Hope S. Luki and the other guys are ok.
Red: LOOK! The hill is collapsing!
Cackletta: The amulent better be ok! They better get it back to the Bean Bomber in good condition!
Yellow: JR.!

At Star Heaven.
Bowser: Hm... Cackletta wanted me to do the Shopping I fI went out. Ok. Lets see... Stars. Got that. Fire Flowers. Got that. Star Rod... Hm... Boklava! Go get the Star Rod!
Boklava: K'! Now, which way do I go?
Never mind. Just hold these! *hands Boklava the items*
Bowser: Brech the securty system. Good. Good. Not good. *scratches wire*
Elder Star: Hey, Bowser, what are you ding here?
Bwser: BRWHAHAHAHA! I'm here to destry this place!
Elder Star: High tail it people, Bowser is gonna blow up the place!
Oscar: Oh No!*whispers* He can't do that! Star heaven is where the mushroom amulent is! He might get that and the Star Rod!
Elder star: Twink I want you to get the Mushroom Amulent for me!
Twink: I can do that!
Bowser: There perfect! Now to get that star rod! Clown Car, COME TO ME!
The clown cars come rushing to him. One with Boklava in it.
Boklava: I put the stuff in the trunk!
Bowser: Good. This place is about to blow!
Bowser quickly gets in his car, grabs the rod, and flies out of there.
Boklava: Wait for me!
BBAAAAZZZZZZZCCCCOOOOOMMMMMMMMBBBBBBSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Down at Mushroom Kingdom...
A kid toad: I want ot make a wish mommy!
Mother toad: G-g-go ahead.
Kid Toad: *Thinking* I want some candy!
Then ton of candy somes flying down from the sky! The candy came from the shops In Star Heaven.
Kid Toad: Wishes can come true!!!

At the Mario Bros. House...
Luigi: What was that explosion!?
Fluud: Must of been a a sonic boom.
Luigi: Sonic doesn't live around here!
Fluud: That is true... Hm... Thats weird.
Tank *looking through binaculars*: STAR HEAVEN! IT JUST BLEW UP!
Luigi: Lets get to Toad Town Quickly!
So they rush to Toad Town.
Tank: Wow! This place was a mess before... But now, Buildings are collapsing!
Fluud: Yes, this is only in Central Toad Town. Everywhere else is safe.
Luigi: Before the whole thing colapes on to toad town, we need t get up there and push it away. Fluud, Helicopter Mode.
Fluud: Ok, ok.
Luigi and fluud go up to star Heaven and--
Tank: What about me?
Luigi: Oh, yeah... Uh... You can help evacuate Central Toad Town.
As I was saying... Luigi and Fluud fly up to the remaining part of Star heaven.

At Bowser's Castle...
Koopaking: Man I should narrorate myself more often! I've been leaving myself out of the chapters! I wasn't in the last chapter!
But then, he (boy! Does that sound weird!) Hears something. Bowser and Boklava had come back.
Bowser: What great fire works! Now they cant stop me from Stealing the star rod! BRWHAHAHA!
Boklava: This is good! Now we can be invicible! YAHAHAHA!
Bowser: Hopefuly some of those Great stars are gone! Then there would be no chance in stoping me!
Koopaking: This isn't good! He has the star rod!

Koopa, KOOpa, KOOPA! KOOPAKOOPA! (hour)
Koomer: Well, I'm bored.
Kooler: Yeah, me too.
Koowa: GET UP! The Star Heaven is a seacrid place!
Koomer: Ah, what do you know? We're gonna be ruled by them anyway. Why wais our time fighting. Why not just stay here and watch TV while the world goes in havoc?!
Koowa: Because! We can...no. Or wait! I can... You know what. My shw is on.
Everyone: For the future of the Koopa Troops... KOOPAKING WRITES! YYAAYY!!

Cool new chappy! BTW, the beanshroom isn't a mix of the amulets, it's created when they touch. And it does what an Invincishroom should of done. And there's 2 more amulets, and... well, you'll see. The other amulets are a Shine Amulet, and an egg amulet (A yoshi egg.) Each is on it's home area. (Mushroom amulet is in the Mushroom Kingdom, Bean in Beanbean, Shine in Delfino, Egg on Yoshi's Island (Think Super Mario advance 2) )
And anyone with any amulet who takes it to Oho Island will get a Horror DS. It will search out all items in the area and mark them, working as a high tech radar, and shows the locations of the other Amulets. Also, I think it's Star Haven, unless you meant Star Heaven, and it's a place you made, or in the first RPG that I haven't played. If all the amulets touch the Beanstar and Star rod, they can have all wishes non-fatal.

BTW, do Bowser and Boklava have any BROS attacks?

To answer your last question... You'll see. And To answer the Heaven Haven thing.. Whatever it is, The Mushroom Kingdom's map(except Bowser's castle) is based on Paper Mario. So yes, it could be haven. I don't know and can't find out right now, cause my sister is in the bonus room. <_< Right, well, I'm making a chapter right now!

Yeah, I have the guide, it's Haven. Also, I can imagine their BROS attacks...
"OW YER STEPPING ON MY FOOT!
"WELL MAYBE IF YOUR FOOT WASN'T SO BIG AND UGLY I WOULDN'T TRY TO!"
"THAT'S IT! *blows fire*"
"MY BACK IS ON FIRE!"
"WELL DON'T STOP DROP AND ROLL ON ME- AAACK!"

Mario & Luigi: "..."

:lol:
Also, I made a pic of the Mushroom Amulet! Yay! (attached)

Hey, thats cool! I made an Egg Amulet. Here, take a look:
Egg Amulet
Is it cool, or what? Your on you own with the shine amulet!

Yeah, it's cool! I think it'll be hard to make a Shine Sprite Sprite... XD that sounded weird... Oh well, I'll post it later.
EDIT: Wasn't as hard as I thought...

Wow! Now that you've done it, doesn't look so hard! But I was going to put, maybe a little bit of silveon it. O well! Nice job!

I have decided to take off some time from my vacation and write my comedy some more! By the way, my dad DID bring his laptop, or this chapter wouldn't be possible!

In MushBean Hill...
S. Luki: We're almost out!
Jr.: I've made it!
S. Luki: Me Too!
Fawful: I am almost out! And I'm--
But a big bundle of rocks blocks the exit of MushBean Hill.
S. Luki: Oh crud! We're gonna die.
Jr.: I'll try to use my magic! Magic Shapes!
Hits the rock. 60/???
S. Luki: Super Hammer SMASH!
Hits the rock. 90/??? The rock starts to crack.
S. Luki: I'll hit it some more!
He hits it 3 times. 270/??? The rock Crumble down to dirt and dust.
Fawful *shooting those electricity balls out of headgear*: YYYYYYAAAAHHHHH! Take that you fink-rock!
S. luki is burn with electricity.
S. Luki: Thanks a lot.
They go back to the ship.

At the Bean Bomber...
Cackletta: Good, you have it back safe.
Fawful: Yes *pant* We are having it back safe...
S. Luki: Nice way to put *pant* it.
Cackletta: Now we must go to Oho Island
Jr.: OH NO! NOT ANOTHER PLACE!

At Star Haven...(or what's left of it...)
Luigi: On my count, I want you to go as fast as you can, and I'll push.1...2...thr--
But Star Haven stars falling towards Crystal Palace.
Luigi: NO NO NO!!! This is bad that place is sacrid! Fluud! fly over--
Fluud: Crystal Palace isn't sacrid! its just a mansion! anyway, you wanted me to fly under the haven?
Luigi: yes...
They fly under the Haven and a trap door flies open. Twink pops out.
Twink: Can't talk right now!
Luigi: Neither can I! Fluud, Fly as hard as you can until I say stop. GO!
Luigi and Fluud fly up really fast. They got to where Bowser's castle was in Paper Mario.
Luigi: Stop!
Fluud: I can't!
Luigi: well turn and go towards the planet!
Fluud: Alright!
They zoom towards the planet and a bird gets stuck in the prepeller.
Fluud: Oh darn. Now I can't even fly... This sucks.
Both: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Luigi: Land in those trees.

At Bowser's castle...
Boklava: Hey, whats this mushroom thing out here?
Bowser: Hm... It looks to me like an amulet.
Boklava: CAN WE KEEP IT!? HUH? HUH?!
Bowser: Yeah sure. But its not like a pet. You don't have to take care of it! Now help me open this jar of food to feed it.
Boklava: :rolleyes:

Koopa,KOOpa, KOOPA! KOOPAKOOPA! (hour)
Koomer: today, I am glad to say that Koopaking has taken off some time from the beach and has decided to write some more!
Kooler: Lets give it up for...
Koowa: The Writer! Koopaking!
Kooler: I was going to say that!
Koowa: Too bad I did!
Koopaking: Hey, come on! I don't want to have to write much more! I want to go out and surf! I am at sunset beach, NC, right now and the wave are good, and the sun is out!
Koomer: Who cares!
Koopaking: I do! So I'm going to finish this off right now with: For the future of the Kopa Troops... You beter let me be on vacation before I turn off the computer!!!
Everyone else: Koopaking Writes!! YYAAYY!!
Koopaking: Did you even hear me?

Well, the story continues, its time to come back in and eat! :D Alright! chapter 13:

At Bowser's castle...
Bowser goes up to the jail sector and looks in... and there is a big gapping hole in the cell where Koopaking was.
Bowser: Hm? :huh: Strange... what did I come in here for?
Boklava: We're having Chicken tonight!!
Bowser: No, I said, whay did I come in here?
Boklava: I think you were going to look for one of the prisoners.
Bowser: yeah, well, the bars are missing from a cell, maybe they broke out. Oh well, it probably wasn't major. wheres the amulet?! Its time to give it a bath...

Above Oho Island...
Cackletta: this wont be too hard. Yellow, Green, Crocko. I want you to go down there, and take the amulet with you.
S. Luki: hey, wait, are you saying we have to do the hard stuff?
Cackletta: yup! :lol:
Jr.: HEY!! :angry:

On Oho island...
Green: Alright Cackletta, what do we do?
Cackletta: go in the thunder temple. there should be a bean shaped and mushroom shaped place on the wall of the right side. put the bean amulet in the mushroom shaped thing... I mean the mushroom in the bean amulet... No, the bean amulet in the bean... ok, right, then, there should be a game boy horror SP.


above Toad town...
Luigi&Fluud: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!
SCRASH! They land in the tree. Luigi falls out of the tree.
Luigi: ow...
Fluud: I'm stuck! Grug! URM! Uh... I can't get out!
Luigi: Huh? ahhahaha! You look so funny stuck i--
Twink: Luigi! I'm glad I found you! I dropped... Something important!
Fluud: Aren't you glad to see me!?
Twink: Oh... you... Yeah, sure.
Fluud: hey!
Twink: I think I dropped it over Bowser's castle.
Luigi: you know hwere that is?
Twink: yeah! you can...Could see everything if you were at star haven. The castle is over past all the ice. It's a nice place, over there, it almost always has a sunset. You should--
Fluud: The "important" Item. You got off track.
Luigi: Wel, take us to the castle!
But then, they see the Bean Bomber slowly creeping up to their direction.
Fluud: If you could get me out of here, we could bored the ship!
Luigi: Just use copter mode...
Fluud: oh... right!
Fluud flies up and takes the tree with him.
Fluud: I hate trees! Get off me!
Luigi: AH HA AH HA AH HA!
Twink alright lets get aboard!
Twink flies up, along with fluud, who is being held by Luigi. Tank come running towards them.
Tank: Hey! Wait up!
Luigi: Fly back down.
They pick up Tank and almost miss the Ship.

On the back of the Bean Bomber...
Twink: You almost missed the ship!
Luigi: we went back to get him...
Tank: Hi. Do I know you?
Twink: no...

On the front end of the ship...
Cackletta: Ok Crocko, head for Yoshi's Island!
Jr.: Don't tell me it's a dangerous mission... Please Don't tell me it's a dangerous mission!
Cackletta: Jr., Fawful, S. Luki, I want you to go find the egg amulet. Crocko, Yoshi's Island is past Lavalava Island.
Crocko: OH! Ok, I always thought it was closer to the castle.

Back on the back...
Twink: Huh? Are we turning around?! :blink:
Luigi: Thanks a lot! <_<
Tank: We're not going to see Master? :unsure:
Fluud: Where are we going!? :huh:

In the valley...
Toad: Hm? The phone is dead! NO!!! Where is that town!
Benard: You mean Litle Fungi?
Toad: Yes... I do. <_< Looks around* Oh no! An enemy!
Beanard: Where?!
Toad Takes off towards Littlefungi town
Beanard: well, I don't see anenemy but... Hey! :charmed: Wait up for me!
Toad: *under his breath*: Oh no...

Koopa, KOOpa, KOOPA! KOOPAKOOPA! (hour)
Koomer: *Yawn*
Kooler: Huh?
Koowa: GET UP, YOU LAZY FAT BUTTS!
Kooler snaps his fingers. Ants go under Koowa's legs.
Koowa: Hey! You can't carry me! Stop it you dumb ants! Get off me! Hey! Stop! No! Don't carry me out the door! st--
Kooler: Oh shut up!
Koomer: I love ants. :D
Kooler: Yeah, they help you when you need help, and they don't do a thing about it.
Koomer: Huh?
Kooler: I don't know. Right well, for the future of the Koopa troops...
Both: we hope Koopaking writes about himself! YYAAYY!!

Hilarious new chapters! I love 'em! Oh, and it's a Horror DS, not a SP.

Very funny! I like this part at the end:

Koowa: Hey! You can't carry me! Stop it you dumb ants! Get off me! Hey! Stop! No! Don't carry me out the door! st--
Kooler: Oh shut up!
Koomer: I love ants.
Kooler: Yeah, they help you when you need help, and they don't do a thing about it.
Koomer: Huh?
Kooler: I don't know.

yeah... that happens at my house a lot. By the way, I'll be home tomarrow, which means new chapter tomarrow, also!!! :w00t:

ok... well, it's not tomarrow, but it's close! :lol: Right, well, here's what I racked up! Chapter 14:

At Bowser's Castle...
Bowser: I wonder Koopaking is... Wait a second! Where's the Jelly?!
Boklava: I don't know... OH MY GOSH! :o Where's the bread?!
Bowser: Huh? The bread is missing to? OH NO! I just remembered! The Mail Man comes at about 2 o'clock! It's almost 1:55! I better get the Chompchomp out!
Boklava wonders why Bowser is so hooked on torchering the mailman.
Boklava: I wonder why Bowser is so hooked on torchering the mailman.
I Just said that!
Boklava: *Screams a girly scream* AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! W-w-who's there?
Ug!
Boklava: Hi Ug! You must be a prehistoric person! Cool!
No, I'm--
Boklava: You're wasting my life. :mellow:
Hey!
Boklava: Hello!
Go away! :angry:

At BeanBean Valley... Or Maybe LittleFungi Town...
Toad: Go away!
Toad boards the elivator.
Beanard: Hey! Wait for me!
Toad: GO AWAY!!! :angry:
Now, at Littlefungi town...
Toad: Now, I just have to stay focused and--Hey! An arcade! :w00t:

At Isle Delfino...
Mario: Thatsa it! Just a little more water, Phil...
Lava Pirhana: NO! THIS CANNOT HAPPEN! I WILL NOT LET YOU GET THE SHINE AMULET!
Gadd: Wazzo Wazza?! You ave the shine amulet!? I thought that was pure legend!
Lava Pirhana: OOPS... YOU CAN JUST DESTROY ME NOW! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! :twitch:
Phil: Man that was easy! Water! Who woulda known! :lol:
Mario: Mea!
Blablanadon: What did I miss!? Huh? HUH?!
Gadd: The whole thing! He mentioned the Shine Amulet--
Mario: Whatsa the Shine Amulet?
Phil: Its one of the four amulets that you must gather to enter the star feilds. Of coarse, the Star Feilds probably doesn't exsist.
Gadd: Well, if there is a shine amulet, I think it should! :rolleyes:
Phil:... True... Well, there is a Shine amulet, an Egg amulet, a Mushroom amulet, and a Bean amulet. If you go to Oho Island, there are two slots each, in two of the temples. They will give a Horror DS. You only need one Amulet for this. then--
Apperenly, one of the people on the Bean Bomber asked the same question to Twink. So I'm going to switch from places.
At the Bean Bomber...
Twink: --You can open The gate to the Star Fields. And you should know about star feilds... right?
Fluud: You mean that place out in the middle of the Forbidden woods?
Twink: How do you know where it is?
Fluud: I went up to it and saw these star guards (who talked funny), a sign I couldn't read, and a gate as gold as a you, twink...
Twink: Someone has made it visible once again? OH! OH NO! Cackletta must be up to something! And so are Bowser and Boklava!

At Bowser's Castle...
Bowser: Come back here! STUPID MAIL MAN!!! :insanelaff:

On the Bean Bomber...
Luigi: Well, I doubt Bowser and Boklava are doing anything.
Everyone laughs...
Tank: Man, I'm bored.
Luigi: I think I have a job all three of you! If I'm correct, Cackletta should have taken an amulet already. Twink, I want you to find that amulet. Fluud, I want you to give us a tracking device, and I will plant it on Twink. Twink, when you get to the amulet, Make some sort of motion so we can see (on the tracking device) where the amulet is. Then, tank will help me find a way through the Bomber and to the amulet. While all this is happening, Fluud, I want you to listen and see whats going on in the front. Has everyone got that? But don't start yet. We need to wait for them to leave the ship. In the mean time, we can test the equipment. If anyone comes to the back end, Tank and I will go to the vent, twink, you're small, so you can hid behind something, and fluud, clocking mode.
Tank: say that again about the >_< ... uh... Whats that, now? :huh:
Twink: Yeah, you kindda went too fast. Write it down.
Fluud: I heard every word. Here, I'll write it.

Koopa, KOOpa, KOOPA! KOOPAKOOPA! (hour)
Koomer: Well, It loks as though Luigi has a plan!
Kooler: Finally! Some action! I got bored, sometimes funny makes me bored.
There is a pupet of Koowa held by Koomer: Yeah! Action! I think Bowser and Bokava are bored! There feeding an amulet--
Koomer: Will you hush!
Pupet: Well, sorrrrrrry! :angry: But I'm not the one to order ants to take someone away!
Kooler: Koomer! Shut up! :angry: *whispers* Don't give away where Koowa went! and don't say that we did it! :angry:
Koomer: *also whispering* Oops! Thats right! When are we going to let her out of the broom closet? :huh:
Kooler: SSSSSSSHHHHH!!!!! :angry: Uh... Join us next time! For now... For the furure of the Koopa Troops...
Both: Koopaking writes! YYAAYY!!
Pupet: Hey! Can't I say anything? ;)
Kooler: No, you're a pupet! :lol:

Man, Ive been rereading all of my chapters... and that last (I think) was the funniest one! I didn't know I had it in me! :lol:

Lol! Great new chapter! Even I'm not sure what's in the star fields... What could be greater then wish-giving things like the Star Rod and Beanstar?