Okay this is the result of playing Banjo-Kazooie and going to BGF constantly, a parody of Banjo-Kazooie with lots of inside jokes and stuff.

Chapter 1
*KK arrives at JD's house.*

KK: Hey JD, why did you call me here?
JD: To stuff you in a sack.
KK: What?
JD: I mean to go on an adventure.
KK: Adventure eh, why?
JD: To save your uh... Long lost sister.
KK: I don't have a sister...
JD: That's the point, they're long lost.
KK: Right...

*The two walk outside, JD wears a backpack*

KK: So where are we going?
JD:There

*JD points to a huge mountain with a kammy koopa's face carved on it.
KK:Woah, we have to climb all that way. I don't think so.

*KK looks around and can't find JD. JD walks up behind KK and shoves him in his
backpack.*

KK: What the...
JD: Stay in there, you're coming no matter what.
KK: Can I at least walk, instead of being carried.
JD: Nope
KK: This is crazy, I weigh more than you.

*JD with KK in his backpack travel to the top of Kammy Mountain.*

KK: Can I get out now?
JD: No. Now we have to talk to this molehill here.

*JD walks over to a nearby molehill and talks to it.*

Jars: My name be Jars, I can help you out.
JD: OK, How.
Jars: I can tell you where KK's sister is.
KK: This lame joke again? I have no sister.
JD: (Talking in a very dumb voice) Where is she?
Jars: Well you need to go straight then left, then right, then take a u-turn, then go backwards 20 steps, then skip to your left, skip to your right, hop sideways...
KK: Skip that, lets just go into this huge door that says "Enter here to save KK's sister".

*JD and KK enter the door, and find a two-way path. They try to decide which door to go into.*

KK: Don't you think we should go into the path that's marked "KK's sister in here" ?
JD: Nah, lets go into the path that says "Endless Adventuring Ahead".
KK: JD, you're an idiot.
JD: Hey, whose the one with the backpack?
KK: You, but...
JD: Case closed, were going my path.

...XD That's great. It's pretty funny actually.

*eagerly anticipates KK farting out eggs* :evilgrin:

...........I didn't think about that... great. Atleast JD has to talk in a stupid voice.

egg farter! :lol: :lol: stupid voice! :lol: :lol: j/k

Chapter 2

*After opening the door marked "Endless Adventuring", JD and KK find a jiggy.*

KK: Shiny!
JD: Yes KK, it is shiny, but what is it's use?
KK: (Still dazed by jiggy) MUST COLLECT SHINY THINGS!*Grabs jiggy*

*JD punches KK to get him back to normal*

JD: What's the point of it?
KK: Hey, idiot, how about you put it here?

*KK points to an indent in the wall marked placed shiny objects here.*

JD: Gee, I don't know.

*KK pushes JD to the indent and puts the jiggy in. A wall breaks down and reveals a portal.*

JD: Wow!

*KK pushes JD into the portal, and the two arrive in a hilly land.*

Jars: Hi folks!
JD: Wait, wait, wait. Folks? What is this a video game?
KK: Yeah, and what's with you following us around?
Jars: I'm going to teach you some moves!
KK: Super Duper Koopa Blast?
JD: Au Gratin Cheese Burst?
Jars: Not exactly... It's a move for KK.
KK: What is it called, Bubble Boy?
Jars: I'm going to teach you how to lay eggs!
KK: Umm...
Jars: First you squat down like you're going to defacate.
JD: Ugh, that's just gross...
Jars: THen you squeeze real hard and think of diary products and an egg pops out.
KK: That has got to be one of the sickest things I've ever heard...
Jars: Come on, it'll be fun!
JD: KK, you should respect the nice mole's wishes.
KK: What the heck! In not laying any eggs. Besides, I'm a guy anyway, I can't lay eggs...
Jars: You're a guy?? That is a little problem.

*Jars shoves a pill in KK mouth and he swallows it.*

KK: What was that for?
Jars: Now you can lay eggs!
KK: No I'm not going to.
Jars: Yes you will
KK: NO
Jars: Yes
KK: NO
Jars: Yes
KK: NO
Jars: Yes
KK: NO
Jars: Yes
KK: NO
Jars: Yes
KK: NO
Jars: Yes
KK: NO
Jars: Yes
KK: NO
Jars: Yes
KK: Maybe
Jars: Yes
KK: Did I just agree to that?
JD: I think you did, KK.
KK: Darn...

*As JD looks away, KK turns upside down in the backpack, does the required steps, and squeezes hard. A small orange egg comes out of KK.*

JD: I can't believe...
KK: What the heck!?

HA-HA! YOU DIDN'T REALISE THE PILL CHANGED YOUR GENDER!

Caps lock?

No, yelling.

XD

nOW THIS IS CAPS LOCK. xd