Paper BGF: This is a story of epic preportions...

Prolouge:

One day, in the Mods Only village...

OD: Hmm... This place is getting boring... What should I do to spice things up? *scratches head* OW! A PAPER CUT! *sucks on hand* Anyway, where was I?

*a dark green star appears overhead, and a beam of green fire shoots down, Thorn emerges*

OD: YOU! I-I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF YOU!
Thorn: Ha, you wish. I've been biding my time in that very cramped subconsiousness of yours, and finally I have mustard the power to escape!
OD: You mustard it? Why not ketchup.
Thorn: SILENCE, BAD PUN GUY! Anyway, I spent the 500 days it took to charge up the Shadow Star, sacrificing my energy. Now that I'm free, you'll ALL pay... *Shadow star and Thorn warp away, and the village starts exploding*
OD: Oh, crap...

*scene turns to Tnf, relaxing in sunny Lightville*

Tnf: *yawn* ... I love vacationing here... *sees big explosion in the forest inbetween lightville and darkville* THE MODS SHRINE! *runs off*

Stats:

Heroes:

Tnf Lv 1
HP: 10/10
PP (Post Points): 5/5
Attacks: Jump
Partners: Lavo
Badges: None

Koopaking Lv 1
HP: 10/10
PP (Post Points): 5/5
Attacks: Shellspin, Parawhoosh
Partners: Chwoka
Badges: None

Partners:

Lavo Lv 2
HP: 10/10
PP (Post Points): 5/5
Attacks: Sword
Partners: None
Badges: None

Chwoka Lv 1
HP: 10/10
PP (Post Points): 5/5
Attacks: Jump, Shapeshift
Partners: None
Badges: None

Ebul Peoples:

Thorn Lv ???
HP ???/???
PP ???/???
Attacks: Green Fire, Plasma ray, Invincibility.
Sidekicks: Darlon
Badges: Admin CP

Sidekicks:

Darlon Lv 1
HP: 10/10
PP (Post Points): 5/5
Attacks: Jump, Shapeshift
Partners: None
Badges: None

To join, post the above sheet with your info (Only 1 attack and no partners or badgers, must have 10 hp max and 5 PP max) and state weither you want to be a partner of one of the heroes, a hero, a villan, or a evil sidekick. (Only 2 heroes at one time)

Villans: Thorn, Darlon, (infinate)
Heroes: Tnf, Lavo
NPCs: OD
Partners: (infinate)
Sidekicks: (infinate)

Lavo (Hero)
HP: 10/10
PP (Post Points): 5/5
Attacks: Sword
Partners: None
Badges: None

Ok, you're in. BTW, if KK comes and wants to be a hero, he's gonna replace you, just because I know we're both the Die-hardiest Mario fans here.

Fine. *Lavo enters the Mods Only village* Lavo: W-What happended here?

Tnf: *runs in* Hi Lavo... Man, this place is a wreck...

*All of the sudden Mods Only village is overrun by flamers* Lavo: Your telling me.

OD: *moans*
Tnf: What was that?
Flamer: 0 MY GOD U DONT NO UR A N00B! ##### ##### ##### ##### #####!

*Lavo uses Sword! Flamer gets 2 dmg. Lavo wins! Lavo got Star Points Glitch! Level Up!* Lavo: Atleast they drop good items.

STUPID FLAMERS! *bounces from head to head to get to OD* Need any help?

OD: Yeh, thanks... *grabs Tnf's hand and pulls self up* Oww... I hurt my leg...

Tnf: More then your leg will be hurt if you don't get out of here soon... *points at houses catching on fire*

OD: Good point! *runs out of woods*

Lavo: Oh no. They've taken over the Admin CP!

*turns hot pink* I can tell.

(He's blushing if you can't tell.)
(Actually, the Flamers are messing with the colors.)

*For some reason, the flamers have turned BGF into an 18+ website* Lavo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I can't watch! *Hides in a PM*

*Thorn comes down in a beam of Green fire*

Thorn: That's enough fooling around, cronies. *pulls the Admin CP (which looks oddly like a star on a stick) from the pedistal, and turns the island back to normal* Those guys are boring hiding in PMs.

*A PM titled "Boo" appears in front of Thorn, Lavo pops out steals the Admin CP drains Thorn of all his power and makes himself (Lavo) the root Admin* Lavo: Take that!

((Ok... no...))
Thorn: *hits Lavo over the head with Admin CP 3 times* 1 is for your foolishness. *bonk* 2 is for your stupidity. *bonk* And 3 is because I don't like you. *bonk*

Chwoka Lv 1
HP: 10/10
PP (Post Points): 5/5
Attacks: Jump, Shapeshift
Partners: None
Badges: None

Darlon Lv 1
HP: 10/10
PP (Post Points): 5/5
Attacks: Jump, Shapeshift
Partners: None
Badges: None

*Chwoka runs in.* What happened here?

*Darlon floats out, with the army of Flamers coming out of the Admin CP.*

Chwoka: It's open...TNF, go get em'! Fix it up!

Thorn: *Paying attention to Darlon.* Ah, my greatist minion. Almost a clone of me.

Chwoka:*Looking at Darlon.* You know, something just screams final boss and 2nd to final boss here...

*TNF makes it into the Admin CP and locks it, BUT Flamers make it in.*

Chwoky: You ain't allowed to be a hero. Be a sidekick.

Hm... Look like Lavo's gonna be replaced, sad yes, but I love RPGs.

Koopaking Lv 1
HP: 10/10
PP (Post Points): 5/5
Attacks: Shellspin, Parawhoosh
Partners: None
Badges: None

ok, I'm lost... Oh well.

Flamers make it inside, turning parts of BG Kingdom into SPAM cities, like the one for pure enjoyment. Tnf, Chwoka, and Lavo all glare at Darlon and Thorn, in fighting stance. Suddenly, Koopaking appears and joins in, asking what happened. They explain everything, from OD being almost vaporised, to Lavo being hit on the head by the Admis PC and barely serviving. But while They discussed the matter, the two villians ran away with the Admin PC.

Thorn: I'd lpve to stay and chat, but I'm off to find a way to open this file!

Darlon: And I--

Thorn: Did I say you could speak?

Darlon: Well, no but--

Thorn: And what's this?! You were about to appoint yourself a mission? That's my job, you fool!

Darlon: Sorry, master...

Tnf: We'll get you for this, Thorn!

Thorn and Darlon warp away, leaving the army of Flamers behind to dispact of the Two heros and their partners.

(KK, this isn't one of those story RPGs. Just post as yourself and NPC/Villans)

Tnf: Uhh... What do we do now?

*Chwoka looks at all the spam forums, cities being deleted.*

Quickly! Before they figure out how to ban people!

*Shapeshifts the Admin CP open and throws TNF in, then everyone else, then me.*

(We're now inside Admin CP. No making yourslef Admins, guys.)

(Chwoklit: A, the spammers aren't loose, B, the only city that's damaged right now is the MODS ONLY, and C, The Admin CP is a star on a stripey rod that Thorn has, not a place. No spammers or flamers have access to it.)

Lavo: At least before I was turn back into a normal member, I was able to make myself a Level 10 person. (Lavo is now kind of a partiner). *Lavo gained some new powers Lava Sword (0 PP) and Lava Blast (2 PP)*

Chwoka:Great...Meanwhile, Thorn and Darlon are out there. If only OD was here. Ah well, I'm the next best thing.

OD: I'm not dead!

Chwoka: Stop trying to fool everyone! *Concentrates, and trys to get some sorta mind link with Darlon. Succeds, and figures out Darlon is gaurding Admin CP. Thorn is on a throne tinkering with a copy of the Admin CP, figuring out how to make it inside of it.* Ok, Darlon's gaurding it, Thorn is trying to find out the password.

Spammer: LOLZORZ! MEH GONA REPRT U! lolololololololololololol!

Chwoka: Oh no...

*Screen blurs, cut to a FFX-type battle screen.*

What the...since when did this game have battle screens? Ah well. *Looks up.* Ooh! 2 moves per. person! *Uses Revivel potion on OD.*

OD: I WASN'T DEAD!

Chwoka: Whatever. *Punches Spammer. "10" pops up next to him, and he dies.*

[Chwoka: 9 Levels up! New powers: Brain blast (2 PP) and Cheese (9 PP). New defence: Shapeshift Armor!]

TNF: Ok...now-

*Cut to another battle screen. TNF's turn.*

Stupid flamers! DIEDIEDIE! *jumps on head, and they instantly get KO'd*

That's the thing about Flamers. They're like "OH IM KEWL AND ALL YOU ##### #####!" and I'm like "yeah right" and they're like "##### YOUR MAMA!" and I'm like *boing* and they're like "ACK IM SQUISHED".

[TNF learns Cheese technique! TNF gains 2 "Power Crunch" (+18 health). TNF levels up by 2!]

Chwoka: Now...

*Chwoka grabs everyone and throws them out.*

I have an idea where he's hiding.

*Grabs a link and jumps in. TNF, KK, and Lavo jump in too. Cut to my forums.*

TNF: Your forums? Why would they be hiding here?

Chwoka: Darlon has access to The Admin CP here. He's able to give Thorn the password, therefore it's a great hiding spot. Lukily...*Pulls out my Admin CP.* I have my own. Root Admin CP.

(You cannot hide in the Admin CP. You can make yourself invisible, but you cannot hide in it any more then you can hide in the Star rod.)

Well, come on, let's go to Darkville... I wonder what damage has been done there...

(No, I mean he can do stuff.)

Chwoka: My darkville, or yours?

TNF: You have a darkville? Why'd you steal my idea?

Chwoka: It was a good one...

TNF: Ok...

Chwoka: I'ma gonna go get 3-up and DaFighter0 to help, if they haven't already been banned.

TNF: ...3-up?

Chwoka: He came from a Homestar Runner Fan-forum.

TNF: Ah.

*I go off to get them.*

Chwoka: You might wanna come with!

TNF: Ah.

*Lavo uses a Lava Orb* *Lavo's gained Eruption (20 PP) and Lavo's PP has rised by 15* Lavo: I knew that one of a kind orb would be useful.

(Chwoka: You can only talk as yourself.)

(Uh, Lavo, this is Paper Mario, not Pokemon games(PP stands for poke power...-_-))

Uh... Where are we? BGF or Chwoka's Kingdom?

(A. I hate Pokemon (sp?) B. I thought PP (Post Points) was FP)

(My Kingdom)

*Comes back with 3-up.*

Me: Ok, here's 3-up!

3-up: So, what are we doing?

Me: Er, saving a forum I go to.

3-up: Wow. Why?

Me: Because they stole the Admin CP.

3-up: Ah.

Me: Now, gaurd the forums, you will be equippd with Super Mod powers.

3-up: Ah.

*Jumps through a link.*

3-up: Ah.

*Dafighter0 walks up.*

DF0: So, wat up?

3-up: I just got temporary Super-mod Powers.

DF0: Ah.

*DaFighter9 swoops down.*

DF9: I am the crazy DF9 who wants to kill DF0! yugurjfnfkj!

DF0: You're a moron...Hey, how're you flyin'?

DF9: Oh, right. *Falls down.* ATTACK! *Takes out a wooden pole and starts fighting DF0. 3-up walks away, in search of Darlon.*

DF0: This is why you have no friends!

*Cut back to BGF, Everyone climbs out, and I put the link back.*

Chwoka: So, what do we do now?

Dark Lavo Lv 10
HP: 10/10
PP (Post Points): 5/5
Attacks: Sword, Lava Sword, Eruption
Partners: None
Badges: None
(Basicly a evil version of Lavo. Also he levels up at the time as Lavo gains the same powers as Lavo, ect [but not dmg.]. [The same thing applies to Lavo (powers, levels, ect.])

*Dark Lavo (DL) appears* DL: Here's what! *DL uses Eruption! 20 dmg. to Chwoka*

Chwoka: OW! Where'd you come from? You seem like you're a rip-off of Darlon, but with no real plot behind him. *Uses Cheese and wins battle.*

*But DL keeps attacking* DL: Lava has many sides, and I am the most evil. *Lavo appears* Lavo: It's like the Force from Star Wars. Chwoka, get out of here. NOW! *DL and Lavo battle*

Chwoka: No. You don't think I can handle evil sides of people?

*Starts charging up a huge attack, "The Light Side."*

*Zoom out to Thorn and Darlon watching on a crystyl ball.*

Thorn: Uhh...that's...new...Darlon!

Darlon: Yes, sir?

Thorn: Can you do a attack like that?

Darlon: Yes, sir. The Dark Side.

Thorn. Exxeclent. We'll see how this pans out, and then decide if we should train you on it or not.

Darlon: Of cource, sir.

Thorn: Oh, and about that "sir" thing, call me "Master".

Darlon: Ok, Master. *Walks off.*

*Cut to DF0 and 3-Up walking the forums. A muffeled sound comes from a chimney.*

3-Up: Is that...DF9?

DF0: I think that is!

*DF9 falls into the fire.*

DF9: OHHHHMYGODIMINAFIRE!

DF0: That'll teach you to sit IN A FREAKIN' CHIMNEY!

DF9: But...Thorn and him put me in here...

DF0: Him?

3-Up: *Wide-screne zoom-in on his eyes, getting angrier.* Darlon.

*Pause.*

DF9: So...uh...are you going to help me out of this fire?

DF0: Pfft. No. *Walks off. 3-Up is still standing there with the look on his face.*

DF9: What about you? *No responce.* Hello? Anyone?

*Cut back to Chwoka and DL fighting. DL attacks, but gets shocked.*

DL: Ugh, I can't at him at all. Maybe I should've taken the hint when he started creating energy waves around him. Oh, and he just saved the game.

Off topic: Chwoka, you can't talk or say DL (or Lavo) is almost defeated.
On topic: DL: Light can't hurt me. *DL absorbs the "Light Side" attack and gets all his HP back* DL: See? *DL blasts Chwoka away and DL and Lavo are fighting so hard if someone enters 10 miles of them, they will be hurt badly*

(I haven't attacked yet, and he can't absorb it. I was just pointing out I have defences. And, BTW, stop trying to kick me out of the fight.)

*Still charges. Ball gets bigger. Cut to Darlon.*

Thorn: Hmmm...Darlon, input your energy into his attack. I don't want that jerk thinking he can beat us.

Darlon: Us?

Thorn: Yes, us. You are the equivvilent of Chwoka.

Darlon: Ok, master.

*Cuts back to Chwoka, charging up. A red ball starts charging inside it.*

DL: What the...? *Still fighting.*

(BTW, Lavo, we're doing it in turn-based FF style. But I suupose we could change it to free-fight for Bosses.)

Chwoka: *Sun goes down, and Chwoka lifts up the ball. Lightning zaps it, until it's electricaly charged. He lowers it, and several Spammes come in. Chwoka oputs both hands on the ball and merely kicks while fighting them off. Chwoka eventually has all the Spammers backing away from him has he jumps inside of the ball, and runs at Dark Lavo. He flys up, and his cap flys off. His gently spikey hair points shaply backwards. He continues, and dosen't get injured, he jumps out of the ball, and gets a Direct hit on DL. His hair stays that way.*

[Chwoka is now known has Super Chwoka. He can change back and forth anytime he wants.]

[-999,999,999 (etc.) on DL.]

DL: No one can hurt me but Lavo. You fool. But soon I will rule. MUWAHAHAHAHA! *He diappears* Lavo: If he's doing what I think he is, soon the only way to stop him is for me to kill myself...

(SO ALL THAT FOR NOTHING? FINE, I'LL JUST STOP PLAYING, AND YOU'LL HAVE 1 POST LEFT WITHOUT DOUBLE POSTING! :angry: )