Welcome to Chwoka-mail: Season 2! We hope to give you plenty of amusment all the way to E-mail 32!

NOTES:

We've just started up Season 2! Send me E-mails!


CARACTERS:

Chwoka: The Guy. He check-as the e-mails-a on The Doors 3XX7. Is smarter now that Darlon is out of the way, and has all psychic abilities. Still a shapeshifter, like always. His base form is a human with blue eyes and a backwards cap. He wars a green sweatshirt, and some dark blue pants. Covering his feet are two tennis shoes.

Koopaking: A koopa with an orange shell, orange shoes, and an orange mask. He can shoot his shell off and hit people with it. He can also do fire mores, like lighting hiself on fire and shooting hiself at people. He also goes around figthing monsters that attack the helpless. He's not that mean, but sometimes he gets a little cranky.

Toanuvafreak123: Somewhat hyper, has a great sense of humor, loves playing pranks on people, won't back down from a chance to make someone look stupid. Ne's a plain human with brown hair, glasses, and blue eyes.

Darlon: Chwoka, but evil and with red eyes. Has a great love for pulling pranks, especilay traps and pain-causers.

Old E-mails:

You can find the Old E-mails here.

Menu:

Me: *Inhales deeply.* Ah, smell the fresh Season 2 air. Wait a minute, that's not fresh. *Sniffs the air.* Something's burning. Exuce me... *Runs off.* DARLON!

The Downhill time:

#17: Virtually Bored
#18: Virus
#19: Virus 2

#17: Virually Bored

Me: *Sleeping. Wakes up.* Wah-who-he-hah! Oh, I have messages.

Yeah, I'm that desprate, sending myself a E-mail.

*Typing.* Well, when I'm bored, I usually do stuff on the computer, or watch TV, or play video games.

KK: *Walks up stairs.* I like burning stuff, burning stuff, and burning stuff.

TNF: *Walks up stairs.* I like...well...my personality isn't well defined.

Darlon: *Walks up stairs, and throughs everyone out the window, and starts blasting them.* I like doing that.

Me: Ugh...these E-mails are getting worse...

Darlon: Thank you.

Me: No, I mean they're getting more and more obvious, our plot is starting to unravel, and the jokes are getting less funny. I personally liked it more when we were copying more people.

TNF: I thought we were supposed to lay off on the self-references.

KK: But isn't the mentioning that we're not supposed to do self-references ALSO a self-reference?

Me: See? We copied that off of GEOWeasel episode 7. AND IT WAS FUNNY.

Darlon: I hate to say this, but you're right.

Me: I cleared out all the characters because it was getting too hard to put all of them in one E-mail. But then traveling into space was ALSO copying something else!

KK: What? So this is just a bunch of clips from other stuff, but put together with your characters?

Me: Well, USED to be. Now we're getting more original, but less funny.

TNF: Actually, he's right. I'm not as wacky as in the first few E-mails, and I've never seen this plot used before.

KK: So if we just work together-

Me: No, it's not gonna go like that, it's a america-dubbed animie cliche'.

Darlon: I hate you all.

Me: Oh no! The joke meter is running low!

KK: What?

Me: *Sighs.* We're running out of good jokes.

TNF: Oh. So why don't we try for a serious angle?

Me: Do you realize how hard it is to take a character seriously after they dip everyone in shark-infested waters?

Darlon:...

KK:...

TNF:...

Darlon:...Touche'...

TNF: Why did you put elipsis...es after our names, if we weren't saying anything?

Me: To show pause.

KK: Well, this was a waste of time.

Thend!

Me: We copied that, too!

#18: Virus

All: YEAH!

Me: You're all gonna be in this EXPERIMENTAL E-MAIL!

That's...desturbing...*Typing.* Uhh...how do you know about that stuff? I'm a text-based personality, so you don't know what my face looks like. I live in a fictional world, so I couldn't have stepped into your real life. Then there's the matter of "Who are you?". Are you some 40 year old fat dude who sits around eating Cheez-its™ all day?

*An IM message pops up.*

secretadmirer22: lol how did u no?
Psychic_Shapeshifter: Just a hunch. Most people try and pull that off, like a prank or something.

*Talking.* Wait, prank? Darlon...nah...can't be.

*Cut to Darlon drinking lava that he's also swimming through, and zoom-out to reveal everyone else hanging over acid. Cut back to Chwoka.*

secretadmirer22: wat r u tlking about, n000000b/ xD

TNF: *Off-screen.* I don't think he understands good grammar, spelling, or Non-n00b talk.

Me: I thought you were hanging over acid?

TNF: I lied.

Me: But...but..the cut away!

secretadmirer22: R u stll their???????
Psychic_Shapeshifter: G way, n00b!!!!>=(
secretadmirer22: U meaeeean! =(
secretadmirer22 has logged off.

TNF: That was a close one.

Me: I don't think it's over...look!

*My screen starts flickering, freaking out, etc.*

Me: He's hacking my Doors! NOOO!

*Virus counter appears at the top of the screen. And slowly goes up from 1, then faster and faster...and faster...and faster...*

TNF: And giving it viruses!

Me: You know, if we were copying H*R, we'd mess up reality. But noooooo...

KK: *Off screen.* You know, for such a n00b at typing and stuff, he can sure pull a mean hack.

Darlon: *Off screen.* He's good.

Me: But I thought it was you!

Darlon: You seriously think I'd choose that screen name for a few lousy pranks? Pfffff. I just use "Evilinated".

*Cut to a old, fat man at a messy computer with Cheez-its™ piled on top of his computer and spilled everywhere. He is seen hacking into my computer.*

Secret Admirer: I'll show him to brake my heart!

*Cut back to Me and the gang (now full-view).*

TNF: *Puts hand on computer.* Uh-oh...it's getting warm...

Doors: *Scary voice.* Must...kill... *Raspy voice.* Save me! *Starts buldging out.* AUGH! They've gotton rid of my anti-virus software to make room for more viruses! Blowing...up...good-bye, guys. *Sniffs. A tear rolls down ino a conveniently placed jar, and more come down, 'till the jar is half-full. Doors explodes.*

Me: It was a great computer. *Picks up jar.* I will never forget you, Doors 3XX7. *Cries into jar, sniffs, wipes nose, and puts lid on jar. Electric charges are sent through the jar. Chwoka puts the jar on the desk, and Darlon shoots the laser at the wall, but it says "Doors 3XX7: #4-#17. R.I.P" at the top.*

Ok.... That was werid.

I want cheezits now...

I made something in honor of doors.

#19: Virus 2

Me: Welcome, one and all, to a a bonus stage of Chwoka-mail.

KK: What? A bonus stage?

Me: Uhhh...I got a new computer...

TNF: That fast?

Me: Yeah. Fast is taking almost 4 weeks. Presenting...er...*Turns around.*

Darlon: It probably has "Moron.exe" on it. Hey, where are we anyway? Dexter's labratory's new season?

*Swooshing sounds. Chainsaw sounds.*

KK: What the crud is he doing in there?

TNF: I dunno. Hey, what happened to you and me having that rivalry? And you being para-KK?

KK: That's all like, a B-plan...

TNF: Plan B?

KK: No, a B-plot that has been untouched for centurys! (TNF: Months!)

TNF: Let- (KK:NO!)

Me: Presenting...THE SHIFTY 5005!

*Various crosses of surprised faces acrosss the screen.*

KK: Ummm...why is it named that?

Me: I made it...now, if I'm right, the tear jar will make this baby rev like the Doors, and have a likeable personality!

Darlon: How is that possible? And whos personality?

Me: It's possible because...well...I don't know how it's possible, but it works! And as for your ssecond question, mine.

TNF: But %75 of the cast hate you!

Me: Ok, if you guys cry into the jar, it'll have your personality, too. Oh wait, it's full. *Dumps it, and closes the hatch, the hatch dissapears.* And now it isn't! Cry your eyes out into here!

TNF: Fine...*Crys into jar.*

KK: I can't belive I'm doing this. *Crys into jar.*

Darlon: I refuse to degrade myself to that, instead...*Takes a knife and cuyts himself up, then drops his blood in.*

Me: Ok then... *Dumps it in another hatch. The hatch dissapears.*

MORE LATER!

It seems like a nice story . I hope you keep this up .

Apearently someone hasn't been paying attention to dates.

I think he started this in August or september.

Who would that be?

Chwoka-mail started in November 2004.

But you was still writing in May . if you do any future writings I would like to be in it .