From the makers of Survivor, Jungle Survivor, Desert Island Survivor, Animal Survivor, Vegtable Survivor, Mineral Survivor, Las Vegas Survivor, Moon Survivor, Survivor Studio Survivor, and "Who wants to be a tenbucksaire", comes an all new reality show, TOLERANCE! Due to the fact we have nowhere left on Earth, or this Dimension, we must go to the realm where reality is not reality in reality, with our host in that Dimension, TAKANUVA!

Takanuva: I keep telling you, it's MATA-NUI! Not "The realm where reality is not reality in reality!" Just because you made the right to stupid building set toys out of us to some company doesn't make us- Oh crap. The Camera's on. CUT!

Take 2:

Takanuva: Hello my adoring fans! Anyway, since I was low on widgets, I sold the rights and likeness of Mata-Nui to the people in another dimension... WHICH WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF THE STUPID TURAGA WOULD PAY ME FOR BEING THE MAJIKAL DEFENDER OF EVIL... And they're now using our world for some Reality show where they stick a bunch of people in a cramped house with low privacy and personal space for a year! But if they survive, which involves standing the other contestants, cooking for themselves (Raw material will be provided), and not going insane, they will be rewarded with ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

*the camera zooms out away from the TV, to reveal Tnf watching it*

Tnf: Hmm... I could use some extra cash... And I have lotsa pain tolerance... I can live with annoying people... I run a site with OD, for crying out loud! :lol: And I've always wanted to see Mata-Nui... Maybe after the year is up, I can sightsee. *picks up phone and dials number on screen*

*later*

Tnf: YES! I'M IN! After they get a few more people to sign up, I'll be taking an all expences paid warp to Mata-Nui! Better pack up my stuff...

*meanwhile, in OD's house*

OD: *flipping through channels* Woah, it's thst creepy guy who fights for "Good" and has the "power" of "light"! *backs up* Hm... I don't really need the cash that badly, but maybe I can annahliate that Takky guy. *calls the number*

Takanuva: Hello, Lucky 2nd caller?
OD: How are you talking if you're performing that live infomercial?
Takanuva: That's my stunt double.
OD: Oh... Anyway, sign me up.
Takanuva: Ok... You'll be warped in anywhere from 1 day to a week.
OD: How do you know where I live?
Takanuva: Caller ID.
OD: Does it now show where you live?
Takanuva: That, and your favorite food, personal intrests, and your I.Q.
OD: How do the phone people know that?
Takanuva: For legal reasons I cannot answer that.
OD: Whatever. Warp me to placey-McPlace whenver.
Takanuva: We would even if you didn't want us to.
OD: O.o

*camera cuts to Samus's ship, flying straight with no apperant course*

Samus: *sigh* I'm so bored... No space pirates left to destroy my ship, I destroyed all the X, I doomed the Metroids to exctintion again... I'M BORED! *turns on TV* *watches commercial* Ooh, that might be intresting... And by the time I'm back there'll probably be another horrible crisis that will doom the universe! Yay! I mean, uh, oh well. And the money won't hurt... Since I've bounty'd everything there is to bounty, and nothing new has happened, I'm sorta broke... Why am I talking aloud to myself? I think the boredom has driven me crazy.

*calls the number on the screen. Normally, I'd put her conversation with Takanuva, but I'm getting annoyed with this non-exciting part.*

*a few days later, everyone has packed. They all warped to Mata-Nui with a fiery explosion, dooming all within 1000 feet. yellowish glow, and transported to the same general place.*

Tnf & OD: WAH! YOU'RE HERE? *look over at Samus* ...Hi, Sammy...
Samus: >.<
Takanuva: Excellent. You're all here. Some other random players are going to be here within the week, and then probably some more illogicly and annoyingly spaced for a few months. 3 is hardly enough in a big house like this to drive anyone insane... *over the horizon, a fairly large house with a beautiful white coat of paint and a strange electric device over the door is apperant*

Tnf, Samus, and OD: Woah...

End of Intro

Anyway, PM me to GS. You'll automaticly be a human unless you're actually a non-human, which I doubt. If no one GSs, I'll just randomly plop people in.

lol. That's all I can say. I'll GS.

'K. Just wait until they get inside the house and people start going insane...

I'm too smart to be insane. Also make people make ailences (peace), to make it intersting.

Soon you'll be BEGGING for it to be less intresting. You'll lose sleep reading it, you'll forget to eat, you'll forget to breathe, you'll lose all feeling in your toes...

lol.

"I can stand insomnia. I can stand starvation. I can stand major deflation of lungs. BUT NOT MY TOES!" - Innocent Viewer

Lol, I just PMed you with my stats, I'll be in...

*OD, Tnf, Samus, and Takanuva run up to the house.*

Tnf: You're saying we get to live in a fancy house, eat free food, have all expences paid for us, and after a year here, you pay us a cool million?
Takanuva: Yep. We've accumulated a lotta the stuff here on Mata-Nui, but it's mainly just annoying junk in the way of protodermis. *points at a pile of Platinum, Rubies, and other precious metals and stones being thrown out of a mine*
Tnf: MINEMINEMINEMINE!
Takanuva: Yeah, that is what they're digging.
Tnf: MINE!
Takanuva: YES! VERY GOOD!
Tnf: It's MINE... <_<
Takanuva: It's A mine, not "It's mine".
Tnf: JUST SHUT UP!
Takanuva: I'll try... *sweats* I c-can't... I just can't stop talking... I don't know why...
OD: I'll help! :evilgrin: *Long pointed claws come out of nails*
Takanuva: EEP. :fear:
OD: You're welcome.
Takanuva: ...
Tnf: What?
Takanuva: C...a...n...'t... t... a... l... k... b... e... q... u... i... e... t...
Tnf: Ah, his bite's worse then his claws.
Takanuva: I think it's "His bark is worse then his bite"...
Tnf: No, I don't think he has bark... But his bites HURT. One time he bet my arm, and it fell off within the minute. It grew back, though.
Takanuva: Whazza- Hezzu- Kwijee- Quezza- Let's just go in the house.
Tnf: Ok.

*they arrive at the house*

Takanuva: Ok, this is going to scan you all. *points at electronogizmo*
Tnf: Why?
Takanuva: So we know you haven't been sneaking out.
Tnf: I need that money too badly to sneak out... And I can think of a worse fate then spending a year with Sammy...
Takanuva: Miss, you'll need to remove your helmet for it to scan you.
Samus: Ah, I don't really need it on. *suit dissapears, revealing her wearing a T-shirt and jeans*
OD: *is somewhat startled* Don't you usually wear...
Samus: Think. I might get a ITSY bit warmer running around escaping laser beams a few thousand degrees hotter then the sun then walking a little bit in an island paradise?
OD: Uh... yeah... I guess...
Takanuva: That 2 minutes was rather eventful. I seem to remember something about SCANNING you?
OD: I'm pretty sure my DNA will crash your thingamabob...
Takanuva: LESS TALKY MORE WALKY! *shoves OD through the door* Was that so hard? You're all scanned... It estimated you were a type of deepwater turtle, but it scanned you.

*everyone walks in*

Takanuva: Ok, this is the foyer. No duh. The stairs are in the front-right of you, the kitchen to the left, front-left is the study, Directly right is a hallway to the backyard, upstairs is the bathroom, all 5 bedrooms, and a room to do whatever in.
Samus: Only one bathroom? Isn't that gonna be a little... akward? It'll take forever for everyone to get ready in the morning.
Takanuva: Yeah, we're paying you a million each to live in the lap of luxery. Deal with it. Anyway, I'm off now, in each room and on the back wall of the house facing the backyard, there's a speaker for me to assign your beds and what not to do and stuff...
Tnf: Sounds fair to me.
OD: OFF WITH THE LIGHT GUY! *throws Takanuva out*
Samus: >.<
Takanuva: I'M OKAY!
OD: GET OUT!
Takanuva: I am out, I'm speaking through the mikes! HA HA!
OD: [BALEETED]!
Takanuva: Ooh, we're gonna have to cut that out.
OD: [BALEETED] YOU [BALEETED] [BALEETED] [BALLETED]!
Takanuva: Never have my ears heard such filth.
Tnf: You have ears?
Takanuva: Not really.
Tnf: Er... Yeah. Anyway, when's someone else gonna get here? I'm BORED!
Takanuva: Eh... Soon. For now, I'll tell you the bedrooms... OD, Bedroom 1, Tnf, Bedroom 1, and Samus, you get the Girl's bedroom, 5.
OD & Tnf: CRAP! I HAVE TO SHARE A ROOM WITH HIM?
Samus: I'm fine with that. A good month of my life altogether has been in a space about the size of my head. I don't need much room, and I presume there will be a few more gals here...
Takanuva: Uhh... Sure... You see, not too many females WANTED to spend a year with complete strangers. I guess it's a lucky coincedence you all know each other.
Samus: You mean for who-knows-how-long I'm stuck in the same house with two guys crazy about me?
Takanuva: The next guest will be arriving shortly, quit complaining. Oh, and as soon as my "sources" "allow me", 6 particular inhabitants of Mata-Nui will be in with you, exept because of how the scanner works, they CAN'T leave. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tnf: *cough*TAKUTANUVASIDETAKINGOVER*cough*
Takanuva: Oh, just wait for the next guest.
Tnf: Do we have a choise?
Takanuva: No.

C'mon! When are me and Lavo gonna come?

Considering I said so, Next Episode. FYI, you PMed me whilst I was actually writing the chapter, so I couldn't put you in if I wanted to. Anyway, next chapter should be either later tonight or tommorow.

*begging*put me in plz!!! :D remeber if you do put me in i am sorta humanish but not completely

This is going to be good!

Dang, you did this all in one day? I fell asleep because I feel bad.

*Laughs* This is awesome. Great work, Tnf.

Btw, put me in!

I can't believe i am most likely going to be in a Comedy!!! :w00t:

You know, you could've signed up to be a character in Chwoka-mail...just read the first post...

Ok, Chap-it-er 3.

Tnf: *sigh* *taps foot* When is anyone else gonna get here?
OD: Seriously... It's been A WHOLE THREE HOURS!
Tnf: For once you see things my way...
OD: >_<

*doorbell rings*

Tnf: YAY! MORE PEOPLE! HIGHER CHANCE OF INSANITY! *runs and answers the door*
Lavo: Hi, I'm Lavo!
Chwoka: I'm Chwoka!
D91: And I'm Dragon-91! Call me D91 though. Sounds cooler.
Tnf: Wait... Aren't you on BGF?
Lavo, Chwoka, and D91: Yeah! I knew you looked familiar!
Tnf: HOW CAN YOU TELL WHAT SOMEONE LOOKS LIKE FROM THEIR PERSONALITY?
Chwoka: Er... I dunno.
Lavo: Actually, from your personality, I would of expected something more like a Deepwater Turtle trying to type.
OD: WHAT IS WITH THIS PLACE AND DEEPWATER TURTLES?
D91: Oh, you're here too, OD! I was wondering where you went... For the last 3 hours... :|
OD: BLARGLESNARF!
Chwoka: Man, what are the chances of this, all of us on the same site finding that ad!
Tnf: I think our brains are so affected by the insanity of BGF that we all had the same brain waves malfunctioning triggering us to go to that channel at the same time to find out about that infomercial with the Lego dude.
Chwoka: WHA?
Tnf: We're all crazy.
Chwoka: Oh.
Takanuva: I AM TAKANUVA, TOA OF LIGHT! NOT LEGO DUDE!
Tnf: Shut up, haunted speaky-wall!
Takanuva: I'm not haunted... I'm a recording transferred at the speed of light!
Tnf: QUIET, SPEAKYWALL! I HATH NOT SUMMONED YOU!
Takanuva: Whaa?
Tnf: Just shut up, Taka-Speakywall.
Takanuva: Taka-NUVA!
Tnf: But you're not really a nuva.
Takanuva: But it's my name! Takanuva!
Tnf: BUT YOU AREN'T A NUVA!
Takanuva: I know, it's just part of my name!
Tnf: Yeah right, speakywall.
Takanuva: ARGH! *click*
Tnf: Speakywall? I think he turned off.
D91: Who can blame him?
Tnf: QUIET MORTAL!
D91: You have no power over me in real life, remember?
Tnf: Oh... Crap. TOPIC CLOSED!
D91: Still doesn't work.
Tnf: BAN MEMBER!
D91: You can't use your Admin Powers here.
Tnf: THROW... BABY!
D91: You just got that offa Homestar.
Tnf: Put D91 in bucket. Use crank!
D91: JUST SHUT UP!
Tnf: WEAR MONSTER MASKUS!
D91: AAAAH! *runs through fence*
OD: Wh-wh-WHA? YOU'RE BREAKING REALITY!
Tnf: Yessiree!
OD: HOW?
Tnf: TALK OF DOOM! By using innoative text-based RPGing.
OD: You don't make any sense.
Tnf: USE BOW AND ARROWS!
OD: Wha- *twang* OW, ONE OF MY SPLEENS!
Tnf: TAKE BELT!
OD: I'm not even WEARING A BELT!
Chwoka: This is confusing even ME, and that isn't supposed to be possible. *morphs into a hammer and hits Tnf over head*
Tnf: Jump in mud... Pick Berries... Smote Kerrek... *faints*

*a few minutes later*

Lavo: Uh... Shouldn't Tnf be waking up now?
Samus: YOU IDIOTS! Senseless violence is only funny when it isn't real.
D91: YOU'VE EXCTINTED TWO SPECIES AND DESTROYED 2 PLANETS, A LAB, AND A SPACESHIP!
Samus: But I had a good cause behind it.
D91: YOU BROKE PLANETS! PLANETS!
Samus: Technicly, the bombs or gravity did.
D91: You wish...
Samus: Lemme just make Tnf concious. *suit appears around Samus, and she charges up the Plasma beam and puts it a few inches from Tnf's arm*
Tnf: OW! HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT! *runs around screaming*
Samus: Sorry I had to do that, but it's the only way I know how to wake someone up...
Tnf: WHAT HAPPENED TO SHAKING THEM OR POKING THEM WITH A STICK?
Samus: Eh... I'm tired. I'm heading to bed. *climbs stairs and goes in room*
Tnf: Same here.
OD: I dread his sleeptalking, and I'm nocturnal, but I'd get bored if I didn't enter temporary statis for the evening to dawn.
Tnf: He's going to bed, too.

*click*

Takanuva: Chwoka, you're in room 2, Lavo and D91 in room 3. Goodnight. *click*

D91: I guess I'll be hitting the hay as well.
Chwoka: Same here.
Lavo: Me sleep now.

*they all go up to bed*

End of Chapter 3. Come back tommorow and learn the chaoticness of more chaos.

Oh I tell what's next.

Hmm... The fact that people are going to uncomfortably have to share shower time to save time?

Not really, I can just morph myself clean...

Speaky-Wall insists.

Why would SW or Takanuva insist I don't morph myself clean and have to take a shower?

*Suddently gets twitchy.*

WHY I ASK YOU? WHY? FUJHFJKDGJMLF,NDKFKM!

*Goes compleatly crazy and starts talking Peasent's Quest.*

Play! Map! Talk! Look sign...

Talk Chwoka:

Because he wants you to suffer a lack of privacy. You're EARNING that Million!

Put Chwoka in Bucket.

Get out of bucket

Talk TNF

Maybe I could get rid of my eyes for my showering, even though I'll only get stuck with KK, who only wears his Mask...Also, I want to know what I was classified has.

Also, lemme guess who you and OD get stuck with...Samus...It's your dream to see Samus showering...

Jump to bottom of well

Yell TNF:

TNF! There's a passage way down her! And a few items!

Get Sub Sandwich

Get Monster Maskus

Throw Sandwich at TNF

Talk TNF:

I HATE THESE THINGS!

yeah im finally in a Comedy!!!

Talk Chwoka: Actually, there are seperate shower stalls... Speaky-Wall is too much of a goody-goody to do THAT much...

THROW... CHWOKA! *sploosh*

Talk TNF: I meant we'll probably shower by Room #, and Samus will have to get in with you and OD to save time...

Swim Back

Use TNF as arrow and throw at a target in the middle of the ocean.

Miss.

Talk Chwoka: Nah, There's a strict rule that only one gender can shower at a time. And there are only 2 showers. SO HA!

Use Chwoksword!

Uh... OD says "Blarglesnarf"? I'm the one wh says Blarglesnarf.

He stole it from you in a secret forum you regular members can't even KNOW ABOUT.

El Chappio Quatro

*sun comes up, a Husi clucks. Then a Muaka pounces on it and messily devours it*

Tnf: *yawn* Mommy i need 5 more minutes i dont want breakfast i dont wanna go to the earlybirds skooling club anymore... *blinks* That was weird. Normally I don't wake up with a comedic imitation of a tired kid. *shrugs* *walks out of room with change of clothes* *walks into the bathroom* HOLY CRAP!
OD: *wakes up* Not sleeptalking again... TNF, YOU'RE NOT HAVING THE DREAM WHERE CRAP IS HOLY AGAIN, ARE YOU?
Tnf: No, come look at this stupid bathroom!
OD: I guess there's nothing better to do... *walks off to Tnf* HOLY-
Tnf: Why are there 3 stalls, like in a public bathroom?
Takanuva: *yawn* Huh? Oh, you're awake. To keep things intresting, there are 3 stalls. One has a toilet, the other 2 are showers... You don't get privacy, remember... Anyway, 'cuz you're already there, you two take showers...
Tnf & OD: NO!
Takanuva: I guess you didn't need that money...
Tnf: Fine...
OD: I just wish you would pair me with Samus...
Takanuva: No... No matter how crowded this gets and how many showers we have to install at once, no boy/girl groups... That's just EVIL.
OD: Seriously, I wouldn't mind.
Takanuva: I was talking about how I can annoy you evil, not that would be evil.
OD: [BALEETED].

*later*

Tnf: That would of been WAY too akward if there weren't little dry areas to store clothes...
OD: STOP PUTTING IMAGES IN MY POOR LITTLE HEAD!
Tnf: Sowwy...
Takanuva: Ok, now D91 and Chwoka. You heard me loudspeak how it works.
Chwoka: But I can just morph clean!
Takanuva: I DON'T CARE! SANITATION LAWS MAKE US ALLOW YOU A HOT SHOWER EVERY DAY!
Chwoka: But I don't-
Takanuva: WELL I DIDN'T WANT TO SQUISH PEWKU THE OTHER DAY, BUT DID ANYONE CARE ABOUT THAT? *starts sobbing*
D91: Let's just get on with it...
Chwoka: Yeah...

*later*

Takanuva: Uh, now I guess Lavo alone.
Lavo: SWEET!
Chwoka: *is dripping water out of various places* Lucky... Did you know you can't Shapeshift in the shower? *shapeshifts bone out, and wrings out arm*
Lavo: HOW COULD I? I DON'T HAVE THE POWER OF MUTATION!
Chwoka: ... Just shut up.

*later*

Finally, Samus alone.
Samus: Ok. *shrugs*

*in the kitchen, everyone is there*

Tnf: Ok... Breakfast's almost ready!
Chwoka: HUNGRYHUNGRYHUNGRYHUNGRY!
Lavo: HUNGRYHUNGRYHUNGRYHUNGRY!
D91: HUNGRYHUNGRYHUNGRYHUNGRY!
OD: Cooler then the rest... Cooler then the rest... Cooler then the rest...
Samus: VERY HUNGRY!!! :w00t:
Everyone but Samus: O.o

*doorbell rings*

Chwoka: I'll get it, I guess. *walks over to door*
Koopaking: Is this the place where people get together and get paid a MILLION after a year?
Chwoka: Yep, I'm Chwoka. In there are Tnf, Lavo, D91, OD, and Samus.
KK: You sound oddly like people from a site I go to...
Tnf: HEY CAKEY! OVER HERE!
KK: How does he know who I am?
Chwoka: Eh, never try to understand how Tnf's brain works.
KK: I guess all of you are from BGF?
Chwoka: Yep. You look a lot less like a Turtle then I thought you were.
KK: You look a lot less like a Lappy.
Chwoka: Whatever.
Tnf: Ok, Breakfast's ready! I hope you like Toast, Bacon, and Scrambled eggs with Orange Juice!
Samus: I would eat OD here if you took any longer.
OD: Seriously... She was, like, gnawing on me. Under normal circumstances I'd like that, but I was afraid I would be eaten then...
Tnf: Whatever. Eat up. *serves plates, then starts eating own*

*later*

D91: Mmm, that was good... So fatty and unhealthy... How do you make it from the "raw ingredients"?
Tnf: Well, I just cooked the stuff, but I think you start out with a Pig, A Chicken, and a Wheat Seed...
D91: Never mind...
KK: Oh, guys, is it okay if I brought my turtles? *pulls out cage*
Takanuva: Yes, pets are allowed. *click*
KK: Good... Cuz when it scanned me it called me some sorta Deepwater Turtle.
OD: WHAT THE HECK DOES THIS PLACE HAVE TO DO WITH DEEPWATER TURTLES? WAS IT BUILT ON AN ANCHIENT DEEPWATER TURTLE BURIAL GROUND?
KK: Uh, what's with him?
Tnf: He's just sad his stupid alieum DNA called him a Deepwater Turtle.
KK: Is deepwater even a word? I think it's some sorta Treespeak...
Tnf: I dunno.
KK: Whatever.

*ring*

Lavo: Is that the Doorbell?
Tnf: I guess. *runs to door and opens*
Tahu: So where's this evil Rahi we have to fight, Takanuva?
Kopaka: Why is it in this house?
Takanuva: QUIT ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS! *shoves the Toa through the door*
Tahu: Who the heck are you?
Tnf: Uh, Mr. Tahu sir, I'm Tnf.
Tahu: What sorta name is that?
Tnf: One inferior to yours. I am not worthy to be in your presence.
Tahu: I like this kid!
Takanuva: (through speaker) *pant pant* It's HARD to get back to the station in less then 5 seconds... Anyway, Tahu, Lewa, Onua, Kopaka, and Pohatu, you go in room 4, Gali, you're in Room 5.
All Toa: Okay.
Lewa: Whyhuh arewe hereplace anyway?
OD: I think it involves Takanuva tricking you into participating in a game show of his...
Onua: I don't mind... While the Turaga are mindlessly rambling for years about their majik land of Toa Metru, we don't have much to do.
Tnf: Whatever. Toa, this is Samus, KK, OD, Chwoka, D91, and Lavo.
Kopaka: All of your names are weirder then Tahu, uglier then Pohatu, and as annoying as Lewa. *gets whacked by Tahu*
Tnf: Eh... Well welcome! Later we're gonna go see what it's like out back, but you Toa can unpack or something...
Tahu: ...Pack? We didn't pack... Takanuva told us we were fighting Rahi... *color-coded bags appear with all the Toa's stuff*
Gali: Um, I guess we'll go unpack then.

Um... In reality the breakfast you made in the story, I can't eat. Anyways, Takanuva isn't that good right now... EVIL!!! lol. Also KK's in here. *Gets book and reads* Takanuva: NO BOOKS! Me: ANTI-EDUCATIONER! Any teacher come here! *Takanuva get taken to a detention cell* *I read* lol.

You ate something you're not allergic to or opposed to. I've never known a Vegitarian who was allergic to both Oranges and Bread.

It isn't kosher... That's why.

I have no idea what Kosher is, other then salt. You ate whatever you can eat, or got some cereal or something.

Dieatary rules.

Oh. Well, see above post for what you ate.

Just puting it in simpler terms.

hey since KK got to bring his turtles can i bring my rabbit that OD is scared of?
(he is small, white, and has blue eyes. oh, and he bites people's heads off on comand)

Yeah, sure. Oh, and KK? I'll be needing the names for your turtles... Anyway, I promise this'll start actually being funny soon... They just need to get used to the house, then they can start wrecking it and going crazy.

Ok... Let's see... I'll have to think of the back of mind, they went into hibernation.

Spaz (Medium)
Red Eye or RE (Large)
Tank (XL)
Scape (Medium)
Shadow (Small)
Tiger (Small)
Slowpoke (Large)

There... I that's all of 'em.

BTW, good chapter.