No, a EpiComedy by CHWOKA? He only does regular Comedys!

Chapter 1: The Beginning

*One day, I'm looking around at my member page, when my post count raises to 9,999.*

Me:Woah, what happened? *I walk over to KK's member page, to see his post count draining slowly, I jump on it, but it just keeps decreasing.* NO! KK! *I sadly walk over to TNF's, where it poofs down to 0.* This makes no sence... *I, confused, walk up to OD's, to see it at 1,000,000.* What do me and OD have in common?

*Cut to BGFGD, KK, OD, TNF, JSR, KR, DW, and Me are standing.*

Me:Has you know, someone, or something, has been making our post counts lower/higher. We need to find out the culprit! That's why I made this special crew.

KK for his fire powers, *KK sneezes and flames come out of his noseand mouth.*
DW for the Cat reflexes and the battle Know-how, *A ninja jumps out at DW, and DW automaticly slices it with his sword.*
OD for his ablity to show no Mercy, *Od is holding a Sword to a ninjas neck and cuts it off.*
TNF for someone who can really think outside of the box...weirdly, *TNF ducks and rips a hole in the internet (somehow) and dumps the ninja in, but not before slapping him in the cheek, he closes it.*
JSR for his water/melon powers, *He blasts a ninja with water, and while destracted, he throws a watermelon at the ninja, making him stumble off a cliff and on to a different website.*
KR for his strength, *KR throws 5 ninjas who are overweight.*
and Me for my shapeshifting, plus I made the group.

Also, we're all posting members. Now let's go!

Nice! I can throw 5 overweight ninjas. :lol:

Chapter 2: The Arival

*A small green figure peaks out from behind the forums, but ducks down once he sees the posters coming.*

DW:I think we should start at the SPAM forum.

KK:Good idea, but it's dangerous.

*Cut to the SPAM forum.*

JSR:Watch your step...

*Topics are represented by doors, a new one pops up and a doorbell rings.*

KR:I'm not answering it.

Me:Not me.

JSR:Not me.

DW, TNF, and OD:Oh fine! I'll do it! *They all march at the door and answer it.*

Person at the door:Hey I'm stupid_98_34261 doi u wanna liev da rish liff?well ithought it was a sacm too because if you just oder all this stuff you get i million dollars isnt dat great/all you need ti dio is orer this new alaptop so get ott and boom 1 milion dallas are attached to the laptrop!

All 3:We're sorry, but you need 5 posts to advertise.

Topic Locked...

*They angerly lock the door and go back over to the rest.*

Me:Well, not much here, let's check out our post counts. *I look at mine, to see I have 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 posts, same with OD. Everyone else has 0.*

TNF:Quickly! To the mods only forum!

JSR and KR:Uhhhhh...

TNF:What?

JSR:Well, we can't go there, we have no authority and have 0 posts. Go on without us.

*We sadly wave our goodbyes and go into Mods. Only. It's compleatly torn apart, there are no more doors, programming code is showing, along with a series of 0s and 1s. In one spot, there's a giant rip with words that show "The Virus was here".*

Oo, cool. But why did you give the posts to OD? I WANNA HAVE POSTS! :lol:

The mods forum was destroyed? Well, then again, why would a virus destroy the spam forum? It's the best place for leeters and wghat-not.

It's a good story. But Chowoka, why don't you include, all dally posters (not SPAM).

Hey, how come i'm never in any stories!?? :huh:
(and don't say it's because i have a low post count)

I should write a comedy that doesn't include any high posters (except OD) :P

lol

"And then, Ashanti311 attacked the vicious spammer."

'cuz you don't have as many posts.

No, see, you can still ask to be in it, and KK, think about it, what do me and OD have in common?

Yes! I'm out again!

What bad timing, Darlon...

Then can I be in it?

What do you and OD have in common... Well, it wouldn't be evil alter egos. Thorn is evil, but Darlon is more like that three year old who follows you around asking for you to watch Barney with them or something...

I know! You both like to bother me!

And post stupid things sometimes.

No, they both aren't even teens and like to be stupid cause they are younge.

He gives me the extra posts too because he believes Tnf's sig quote: "kk's last words," which Tnf used to have.

well i guess that is a pretty good reason too.

Ah... I see, Now i know who the virus is. (Or should I say, whos! Hey, is that even a word?)

Chapter 3:Programmer's Block

TNF:Ok, this is too weird...

Me:I know...who would wreck this place if they can't find it, they must be among us...

OD:Or they just hacked their way in.

KK:Good point....

TNF:Wait, KK? How'd you get in here with 0 posts?

KK:WAH! *Dissappears.*

DW:Ok, you guys go reprogram everything, andd I hate to say it, but me and Chwoka *Gets a annoyed look on facr.* will investigate. *Shakes and twitches. Me and DW walk off.*

*Cut to OD and TNF looking at the code, you can't see the code, but the expression on their faces give it away. OD twitches and TNF looks paralysed.*

OD:This can't be.

*Turn to reveal the whole of the programing has changed to "I LIKE VIRUSES!"*

TNF:*Shakes head and looks again.* Maybe we should try the backup...

OD:*Pulls out a folder and looks through it, then takes out backup, which is now "I LIKE BACKUP VIRUSES!"* I'm gonna need to reprogram the site from scratch. Or rather, YOU'RE gonna need to work on it!

TNF:Why me?

OD:Because I have to fix up You-Know-What...

TNF:Oh.

*Cut back to me and DW, DW looks angry, and I look serious for once. Something green climbs out a rip, and starts oozing out.*

DW:You know, you're not so bad when you're serious.*Silence.*This is the life...

Actually, Tnf would sorta stare at the code for a while, then nag me to do it. He's got no CLUE how to do it. Luckily, an admin ALWAYS has a backup plan.

...

FETCH THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME.

The last part is funny. *Virus* All your site are belong to us */Virus* Crud.

For the code I would put something like "Ut-pay e-thay ite-say ack-bay oo-tay ormal-nay"...

why write it in pig latin? try spanish or french or maybe german. Or you could do some language no one is stupid enough to learn like hebrew. (no offense jewish members)

Pig latin is stupider.

very cool. i want to be in it though.

yes pig latin is stupider but, it is easy to figure out.

Chapter 4:2 new people

*Lavo and Mushromed fall from the sky somehow, and land with KR, JSR, and KK.*

Lavo:What happen?

MR:We log in.

Lavo:No grammar usage!

MR:Virus it must be.

*Everyone outside gets a zombified look on their faces.*

DW:What's that on your leg, Chwoka?

Me:What? *Looks at my leg, the thing glows and sinks into my leg. I lose my serious look at start singing Numa Numa/Ma Ya Hi*

DW:Ugh! So...annoying!

*I continue singing, and another one grabs onto DW's leg. DW tries to shake it off, but it dosen't come off. It sinks in his leg, and he joins in. Cut to OD and TNF, TNF is being wrapped in a series of 1s and 0s, while OD has taken a flame sword and is fending off the code, and throwing them into a pile.*

Narrator:Let's rewind a little...

*The screen goes blank and turns on, OD and TNF are staring at the code, It suddently dissapears and the screen turns green, TNF and OD watch with mixed feelings. Some Code lashes out and trys to whip TNF. TNF dodges and OD jumps out of the way of some projectile codes. He catches one and look at it, it's part of the code to BGF! He grabs all he can and puts them in a pile.*

OD:TNF! Put all the code in this pile! *Points to the pile, then takes out the flame sword.*

TNF:Uhhhh...look at the time, I've got a vet appointment to have my thing pulled out so my teeth can be whiter! Gotta g-*A giant tentacle of code lashes out at TNF and grabs him and starts swinging him around. You see the scene from where you started off.*HELP!

*The screen goes to static. A pair of glowing yellow eyes appear. A pair of sharp red claws slash through the screen.*

From your description, it could only be one of two people!

Vampire Marshie or Count Chocula!

Aha! That means I've already been infected! I was all over COT, SPAM, and da' secret forum singing Dragostea Din Tei.

Nu ma nu ma nu ma iei!

Chipul tau...

No, you haven't, the virus has just started...

Hmm... Ohdee singing.

This gives me an idea.

COMING! APRIL 2005! THE COMIDY YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY HOPED WOULD NEVER HAPPEN, HAPPENS!

*cut to OD singing* OHDEE AND THE PUSSYCATS!

Crud. No grammer. Well great chapy Chwoka.

Awesome, Chwoka! I really like this story. You've done a good job on it.

Hm... Not bad, but I wanna be there, too... :lol:

Nah but it sucks I can't be in the Mods only.

eats a riceball waiting for something to happen.

*eats sushi, waiting for something to happen*

Heh, rice balls are awesome, too.