One day, the mother of Koopaking had a son, and call him David Koopaking. That day he was born, or maybe a day after, Koopaking developed a brain tumor three inner beings: Me, the lazy being; Myself, the disliking Being; and I, (Not including and) the idiotic retard. These three trashed his brain and made him think he was a turtle that walks and talks and wears a mask. He also thought he was the overlord of all the turtles... That's... Why he has a turtle pin in his backyard. Anyway, I (Not the idiot being), the narrorator, will be cutting out parts of Koopaking's history, that is humiliating, and will be putting them here.

Prologue: First thought

*POOF* The three were created.

Me: Woah! What IS Theis vast darkness?
Myself: I HATE IT!
I: PHLARGLENEFFER!
Me: Hm? What this? Room mates? Whatever.
Myself: Who are you? I don't care. I hate you.
A TV appears.
I:...TV...
Me: TV? You like TV? Me too.
Myself: I hate the TV. Turn it on, which I hate. GiVE ME THE DISTANFUL REMOTE!
I was chewing on it. The TV turns on and turns to the "eye channel".
Myself: Myself hates this channel. Keep it here. I'm watching it!
Me: Hey, that's not fair! Me want some candy... Why does Koopaking get all the candy?
Myself: His name is Koopaking? I HATE THAT NAME!
I: C-Candy... I like Candy...
Myself: SHUT UP YOU IDIOTIC RETARD!!!
A control panel appears

Chapter 1: Blab bla bla

A few years later... accually recently:

Koopaking: You spoke the words I was trying to get out but couldn't think of the words. It hate it when that happens. You know, I was talking to one of my 8 7 turtles the other day and...

Me: This will be a long one...
Myself: Well, you should have considered that. You just pushed the button that says "Make Koopaking babble on for a long time". I HATE YOU FOR THAT!!!
I: Candy is good. I want candy! *Hits "Crave candy" button*

Koopaking: ...and then it bit my nose and I have this humungus CANDY!!!!!!!!
Sister 2: Must be from the bite. I hate it when this happens.
Sister 1: I don't know. I like candy too. Although my college budget won't allow it, I want some.

Myself: I!!! YOU RETARD!!! Stop hiting the candy button. You're just making Me fatter. He just sits there all day watching television and pushing buttons on that control panel.
I: AIY! T-TIMMA!
Me: *Yawn* I, Me don't like you. *Burp* Although you made Koopaking have a good taste in candy!
I: Timma?
Myself: Shut up, I. We know you're trying to imatate Timmy from South Park. Myself doesn't not like South Park. It isn't not funny.
Me: *Burp* Yeah, and I like chips. So what? *pushes "has to pee" button*

Koopaking: *Eating candy* ...and I kepd beading i' wif a wock and-- GOTTA PEE!!! *Spits out candy*
Sister 2: weirdo.
Koopaking races to the bathroom, still talking to his sisters.
Koopaking: And you see, It wouldn't let go, so I had to do the only thing I could... FLUSH IT!!! Oh god, it's still here.

Myself: You know, me, you forgot to switch the blab button from on to off. You're making it so he doesn't sound tight.
Me: Yeah, I know, It's funny.
I: HUG ME!!!

And That's all I can give you today. I'll find more sections of Koopaking's lfe that are humiliating for both Koopaking and his beings. Until next time, I need to beat my pet with a rock and eat candy at the same time.

Chapter 2: Ducks? *quack*

Me: Me'm bored... Me need to make Koopaking do something retarded. *Me pushes an "invent" button*

Koopaking: *Burp* And you see, that's hw you say thank you. now you tr--
Of Dume: Why am I with you? How come I'm sitting here with you everyday during school? People think I'm stupid now that I sit with you...
Koopaking: Hey! I have a good Idea! Duck Tape!
Of Dume: It's "Duct"tape, retard.
Koopaking: Yeah, yeah. Now help me find some tape.
Of Dume: Just don't get me in trouble.
They search ariund for tape, and found some in a desk.
Koopaking: Now then, let's go to the pond.
Of Dume: *Sighs* Whatever...
They go to a pond.
Of Dume: Now what?
Koopaking: DUCKS!!! Turltes... ATTACK!!!
7 trutles jump out of Koopaking's bookbag and start running after ducks

Me: I love this. It's so fun to watch those turtles chomp on things. *Burp*
Myself: We need someone to control. Someone who isn't I.
Me: Maybe we can kill I and the Grim Reaper will come for him. Then we can challenge him for I and win him in a bet.
Myself: Or, we invite someone over, and we bet them in a game, and we win. Then we can kill I for good.
Me: How about And? He has a bunch of cool powers and stuff. *fart*
Myself: ew... You just farted? I HATE YOU AND YOUR FARTS!
I: *sniff sniff* Mmm... Eggs!
Me, Myself: :twitch: Ew...
Myself: Anyway, yeah, I like that idea.

Ducks lay dead all over the ground.
Koopaking: Grab some!
Of Dume: I know where this is going. You and your stupid ideas.
Koopaking grabs a few ducks and tapes them together.
Of Dume: Just when I thought you were at the peak of stupidity.
The Grim Reaper comes and starts picking up chickens, then Looks at Koopaking and Of Dume.
Grim: You're next...

Me: The Grim Reapor! *Pushes a button that says "take sythe"*
Myself: I hope you know what you are doing.

Grim tries to take the ducks from Koopaking, but Koopaking snatches the scythe out of Grims hands and cuts him in half.
Koopaking: MY DUCKS!!!
Of Dume: :twitch: We're... Going to die...
Koopaking puts a rip in time and space, then jummps into it. He comes out in a video game deminsion. Of Dume jumps in after him.
Dume: This is awsome!

Myself: Nice thinking, me.
Me: Accually, I meant to push "run away like a girl", but that'll work.

Again, I must leave you, for my mind grow blank, like that of I's. I shall see you next chapter, when I tell you about something that is classified, until now.

Nice chapys, so far KK. Also I sounds like an idoit, who would mistake mud or bark (from a tree), as candy. GUTIHTW.

Yup. You'd never guess when I came up with this. Heh heh.

Ooo!!! I know the anwser to that!

Hey, you inclued me in something! Awsome :matrixguy:

Yup, I do. I have you in

Heh, I think I know 2 places....

Are these based on the 3 member types? Darks hate everything, Neutrals are Lazy, and Lights are Idiots!

Wow... never thought about that. Yeah, I guess so.

Typical. Just plain typical. :\

Hey! OD has exposed your secret! Why not show us that post he messed up on. You know, te post you and OD were fighting over in the Admin War! :lol:

Actually, I think that no one here, not any member group, are idiots.It's the Avertisers and Spammers I represents.

No....... I repersents Lights (small [pop.], and stupid), Myself repersents Neutrals (not Light, or Dark hates both and selfs), Me Dark (most [pop.] and smart). That's opinion.

I just like this story because you can say "I is an idiot" which is perfectly true, but it newks all the grammerbots.

yup, that's why I enjoy writing it.

I wish I was a KoopaKing.
Edit: ROFL! I You know the ad at the top of the screen that takes it's theme from a random word in the topic! I saw a Turtle advertisement! XD

*Shaking with anger.*Stop...making...fun...of...Light members! >_<

LOL. There are Turtle ads. Also Chowoka, why sould I? :lol:

Yup. I know. It comes up every time I enter this topic.

*Touches a building and ind the world nearly collapses.*That's why.

Yeah... why not take this somewhere else.

XD, the Turtle ads are funny. Turtles with no eyes. BTW, I is a Light for SURE. XD

*Burns Chwoka* Also I is light, or a Chwoka clone.

heh, anyway, I make a new chapter soon.

Stop it...now.....Or else.....

or else he'll fart on you! :lol:

Cool it guys.