Chapter 1: The chicken kirby

Kirby: Me hungy *Eats chicken*
Chicken: KABOCK!
Kopaka: Can I have a egg from chicken kirby?
Kirby: MMMMMM-BOCK! Heew.
Kopaka: YAY! ME love eggs Me Love eggs...
Kirby: Me still hungy. *eats Kopaka*
Meta Knight: Eet ees eyes chicken Kirby.
Kirby: *spits out Kopaka and chicken* *eats Meta knigh*
Muffled voice: Eet is Meta knight kirby.
Kibrby: He taste salty.
*squirrel pops out of nowhere*
Squirrel: Ooky-Gooky (Yum! A nut) *chews on kirby*
Kirby: WHY YOU LITTLE... I mean Boy-ooo.
Mario head: Eet's a MEE Mario!
Kirby: BE QUIET... I mean Wee-ooH?
Luigi: ME GOT VACCUUM... ME GOT VACCUUM!
Gali: And Gali gonna shoot you with water.... *GUSH*
:!: :luigi: :dead: :!:
Gali: oopsies...
End of chapter 1
-Ice

Pretty good, Ice! Not exactly work of masters, but not even close to bad! 7.9/10.
-Tnf

Chapter 2: Kopaka fried Kirby...?

Kirby: Can I haff a cubcag?
Kopaka: KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!!!!
Kirby: KOPEKA FRED KIBY!
Kopaka: Okay *fries kirby*
Kirby: *running around* KIRBYKIRYBKIRYBKRIBYR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SMACK*
Giant chicken: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kopaka: You ran into a giant chicken!
Kirby: Cad eyeg Kopeka fred Kiby?
Giant chicken: ???? BAWK!
Ice: Hello!
Everyone: HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH?
Ice: Me see you. KIRBY?!?!? ME WANT TO BE YOU! YOU SO COOL!
Kirby: Kopeka fred Kiby!
Ice: What's that mean?
Kirby: Athk Kopeka.
Ice: Kopaka...?
Kopaka: I said Kentucky fried chicken, and Kirby's trying to imatate me, so I fried him.
Ice: You... WHAT!!!!!!!! *Conks Kopaka*
Kopaka: OWIE MOMMY YOU GIVED ME A BOO-BOO.
Gali: *sliding on Tidal wave* * SMASH * Brother. What a pleasure to... seee... you... *runs away*
Kopaka: *Muffled voice* Geft Olf me... Oh wait, you are off me???
Meta Knight: Eet ees Giant cheeken.
Giant Chicken: OOOOH! FOOD! I mean- BAWK!
Meta Knight: *Screams like a girl* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *faints*
Gali: What'd you say? Girls scream like that? DIEE!
Meta Knight: *Screams Again* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *while knocked out*
Gali: MAKE IT STOPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*meta knight runs away*
Tahu: *surfs in a lava tital wave* Hi!
Everyone: AAAH IT BURNS!
Tahu: What are you meaning? *Smacks into a rock* WHerE Am I? Who ARE Pewku?
Pewku: Mee-HUH! *pinch*
Tahu: OOOOOOOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOW (it hurt)!
Mata-Nui: *SNORE*
*Mata-Nui... DOES NOTHING DUNDUNDUUUUN!*
End of chapter 2
-Ice (typed by Tnf)

Lol, that's pretty good... even though I know it, since I typed it...
I like this chapter better... "Kopeka fred Kiby"
-Tnf

Chapter 3 Rhyming madness!
Kirby: Eat CHIIIKAN.
MN (Meta knight): BIG BRUSE...FROM GIANT PECKING CHICKEN!
Kirby: *eats chicken* Tastt wike... Hamblers!
MN: ??????
Kirby: I won too ead more. *eats Ice*
Ice: Whad I do?
MN: Eet ees... Eyes Kirby... Leetoritly.
Kirby: *blows Ice* *freezes meta knight* *Puts on a stick* Medasicle!
Gali: QQQQQ.
Kirby: *eats Q's*
Pool Players: Now what can we hit the ball with?
Kirby: No, Me eat UDDER Qs. Not CUES.
Pool Players: Oh. Can we have some chicken?
Kirby: AHHNONOMENOTCHICKENIJUSTLOOK!
Kopaka: Me is Kopaka. Me like eggs.
Kirby: Oh-kay MMMMMMMMMMMM- BAWKLEDOODLEDOO KIBY!
Kopaka: YAY! HUGE EGG *egg runs over him*
MN: That's what you get for being GIANT Chicken kir-*SMASH*
Kopaka: Oh no what has been done! There's a Giant egg on the run!
MN: That is so awful, I admit, if this gets bad, I'll just quit. :w00t:
Kopaka: You are lucky, you have wings. I do not know how to sing.
MN: Well it got bad sure enough. I'm getting out, now that it's tough.
Kopaka: You little chicken, You're not smart, you have the brain, of a fart.
Kirby: Pupicle!
Kopaka: It's not time for frozen treats, run real fast or be dead meat!
Kirby: Metapupicle!
Kopaka: It's not time for purple treat, run real fast or be dead meat.
Meta Night: You were trying to eat ME? Wow, that's mean, yessiree.
Ice: Must get out of Kirby's mouth, I forgot what rhymes with mouth.
Kirby: *Chewchewchewchewchew* *Swallows Ice*
Tahu: I am Tahu nuva, toa of fire, I don't remember what rhymes with fire.
Kirby: *eats Tahu* Yumz. It spicy meat-a-ball!
Kopaka: Where is the cookie, I must know. The thing on your foot, is a toe.
Kirby: *spits out mario*
Mario: That was one Spice meat-a-ball! *explodes*
MN: I want a cookie too, here cookie, where are you?
Kirby: Cookie Cookie Cookie Cookie COW.
Mata-Nui: I have the same initals as meta knigt, I horray, the mask of light.
MN: You took my initials, you bad fiend, bad grammer is saying meaned.
Kirby: you pothetic.
Mata-Knight: Oh no now see what you did!
Meta-Nui: You took my name, yes you did!
Kirby: Did does NOT rhyme with did.
Meta-Nui: Who ask you, you old pig!
Mata-Knight: Who told you you were so big?
Kirby: *eats rhymes* Rhymey! Yummy! Edibley!
End of chapter 3

LOL, That's real good. Will you continue? You really should.
Kirby: You Pothetic
That was my favorite part! It's raised to an 8.3/10!
-Tnf

Chapter 4: A new banana cream pie awaits thy smartest flavors. KIRBY!

Kirby: Me goot ear rode machines!
Kabu: Voorp Pie...
*Kirby jumps on a warp pie and it goes "SPLAT"*
Kabu: Anoother Voorp Pie...
*Hits Kirby on the face*
Kirby: AAAH! Yummy! But it tastes bad... er, Poyo?
Kopaka: Poyo? Uhh...
Kabu: Voorp cow!
Kopaka: MOONESS! And yummy cow.
Kabu: POYO!
Kirby: Mi Whine! *kills Kabu*
Ice: I am Ice-like! WIN A COOKIE!
Kirby: *eats a cookie*
Ice: Poyo!
Kopoyo: Me odd version of opiuhfyjfti!
Opiuhfyjfti: You're odd version of a monkey!
Monkey: Moo ooh ahh ahh!
Kopewku: Why is Kopakua riding me? MOOKEW!
Monkey: Hey, anyone have a monkey?
Kirby: *takes Monkey* Now I do. I mean, Poyo.
Flavorful candy: *Boom*
Kirby: I go boom. *BOOM* NOT! Ha-ha-ha!
Ice: I'm bored.
Kirby: Moo for you.
Ice: Thanks for the moo!
Kirby: No twubble.
Ice: This is weird...
Kirby: Mmm, yep! I mean, Poyo Poyo Poyo Poyo Poyo... *ten million and seven years later* Poyo Poyo Poyo Poyo *Kirby's voice box explodes*
King DeDeDe: Give me your voice box! And where is it?
Kirby: It bwoke. Wait, how am I talking without it????????????????????? Forget I said that.
Kirby: I do belive this is the end of the chapter, because Ice has no more ideas.











B) : B)
The End

Hey, great job on the new chapter! I like the Warp Pie part, lol. Keep up the good work!
-Tnf

Chapter 5: The cheese of cheese cheese cheese. YAY! ????????????

Kirby: Kirby!
Takanuva: Takanuva!
Kopaka: Wrong line.
Takanuva: Poyo?
Kopaka: You still have the wrong line...
Kirby: Me am Tookienuvers, Toa of wide. WARP SPARE RIBS! With BBQ sauce!
Ice: That's rude to any vegeterrables... BUT I'M NOT! YAY! *eats spare ribs* Mmm, ribbyness. And boney too!
Takacheesestick: I am cheesey moo YUM Kirby Kirby YUM I say and Kirby's gonna EAT me! :w00t:
Kirby: Oooh cheesy. *eats Takacheesestick*
Ice: I see icy icicles... I'm confused, let's leave.
Takutanuva: Light and Dark have revealed the will of Mata-Bob!
Ice: I WANT THE AVOHKKAN! *pulls off the Avohkkan and falls into pool of protodermis with Takutanuva*
Takiceuta: Light and Dark and Ice are now one! And stuff.
*Randomly, this happens :ouchies: *
Takiceuta: Ugg... I hate getting hit by a sign... *they break apart into numerous smaller Takiceutas*
Kopaka: That didn't work like they thought... Oh well, I guess they'll never be back to normal.
Takiceuta 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ice: *walks in room* Hi peoples!
Kopaka: Uh... I think I'll end this chapter.
Kirby: POYO? :angry: ME NOT STAR ENOUGH! ME YUMMY HUNGRY... Yummy!
Kopaka: Why are you weird?
Kirby: ME NO WEIRD! *eats Kopaka and turns into Ice Kirby* Me speaks words that me no understand!
Ice: Look, it's me Kirby!
Ice Kirby: Goodbye! *freezes your computer*
End of Chapter 5

LOL, this new chapter was funny, I like this part:

Kirby: Me am Tookienuvers, Toa of wide.

Lol, I like how Kirby says that.
-Tnf

Chapter 6: Q.

Qby: Poyo!
Kirby: Poyo!
Ice: Hingindigginburgensmergen??????? KIRBY! Ice.

The End.

IT'S NOT OVER YET! That was ? Don't ask.

Ice: I don't know what to say. Nee-nee-ne-ne-ne. Don't know what to say.
Kirbinator: (Very deep voice) I am the (high pitched squeal voice) Kirby- (Very deep voice) nator.
Ice: You're very odd.
Kirby: *spits out Arnold Shwartsanegger* Amold Spoinkendameburger!
Arnold: Ah'll be Bahk. And I'm not a BURGER! And that's not my NAME! And I'm not a Cheeseburger! And Ah wahnt be bahk.
Kirby: Goobah! Goobah Goobah Goobah!
Ice: The end of the episode now.

The End.

IT'S NOT OVER STILL YET! The?

Ice: I want a cookie.
Ice: I am a cookie.
Ice: You are a cookie.
Ice: We are a cookie.
Ice: We're ALL a cookie! So that makes me a cannibal! And I got a camera... I think. KIRBY!
Kirby: MAYBE!
Kirby: Is it over yet? Oh wait, sorry. Iih ip ozer ep?
Ice: YES! Maybe.

The End.

NO!

No, no, REALLY, it's the end. SO TURN OFF YER COMPUTER!

The end of Chapter 6.

Nice Ice. Maybe you could ask Of Doom o be mod here.

Actually, that's not such a good idea. You see, Ice can't get this forum for some reason, so he only posts at my house. And since I'm already better then a mod, there's really no point in letting him be my underling, cause if he was my underling, he'd bloodily mash in my brains! :charmed:

Haha! That's a real good comedy Ice! I liked it alot!

Yeah, great job! I love the latest chapter! But when's the next update?

chapter I AM!

I am.
The end.

NOT AGAIN!

Yes again-ahahahahahaha!

Kirby: Aww, swab ups, Kopekems.
Kopaka: O-kay.
Kirby: Momo. Momo Monkey! Yay! I don't know how to say monko! Yay!
Ice: I SHALL EAT THE WARP STAR! *chomp chomp* Tastes like CAW! Kirby, why are you saying cow for me?
Kirby: Poyo. KLDSFSFDSFJ Hingadinga KIRBY! YAWWWY!
Kopaka: Lalala! I'm pretending I'm not a chicken! Lalala! I'm not a dancing chicken! Lalala! I'm Kopaka! ........................................... moo.
Kirby: EAT DA DANFFING KWIKEN!
Dancing Chicken Kopaka: AAAHAHAHAHAHAHALAHAKLFJLGFJAHHITBURNS! AAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!
Poyopoyovoyoverover: Kirby!

Nobody knows...

Ice: I AM A CHEKEEKEEEKEEkeeeKEEEKEEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEMMEMEMOMOMOMOM BOOPOER PLEEPUMS!
Kirby: Mee too.
Mario: Itsa me! Mario! Eat my shorts!
Kirby: Burger wee! Yay. *eats mario* Eww, Ikowwian gwiy.
Mario: Doo doo doo doo doo do do do do! (Translation: Get back over here! I'm going to BLEEP!)

That didn't HAPPEN...

Kirby: Whuh happemed?
Ice: I DUBLOOIE! Hahahahahahahaha!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAAHAHAHAHHA
AHHAHHAHHAAH
*breaks a hair* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Kirby: I scared himme.

THE END! DUN DUN DAAAAAAAAAAN!

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OOO- Ah, shut up.

:lol: :twitch: :mellow: :omigosh: :dead: *cough...cough* That was ... pretty... good... I can't s-s-stop laughing! I almost fratured my lung from the... Poi-poi-pointlessness of the story... You almost made me die! Thanks for the good laugh... AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :lol: :insanelaff: :twitch: :omigosh: >_< :dead: He-he-he-help... I c-c-HA-can't stop laugh-HA-ing ow.. my...

lol where do you come up with this stuff, funny funnny funny :D

Basicly he stutters while I type and I make fun of it... :P

It comes up in the empty head of mine, It has air space. Pretty. :charmed:

Chapter Hugakirbytoday

IT'S SPAM MAN! Spudabadrrdrramp! SPAM! MAN!

Spam man: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEeHEE! I GIGGLE LIEK A SCHOOLGIRL!

Pikmin: Manamanaamaaaamaaahamaaa!

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Link: HI! hi hi hi hi hi hi hi!
Ice: Ah, shut up you... you green hat wearing... THING!
Pikmin: Rrrngh... YAHOO!... *pop* FREEDOM!
Bublmin: Byoy!
Ice: You sound like a robot. ROBOTS ARE ATTACKING!... Can I have some french fries?
Pikmin: French fries! French fries! Hot dog! Hot dog!
Ice: Noooo, you're not midgets with mustaches wearing costumes. More importantly, I DON'T WANT A HOT DOG. BAD CHICKEN. BAD.
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I'm hungwy.

Ice: YOU CAN TALK? :w00t:

Pikmin: Nope.

Ice: Uhhh... SO WHAT?..................................... Hey, you! Yeah, you! SHUT UP!

The End.

WHY? Doesn't anyone love me? Doesn't anyone love Sid the Sloth? :( But I'm not Sid the Sloth. Da da da da DA! :w00t:

Well, It just dosen't have that clssic feeling any more...but if you bring back old concepts...that would be great!!!

Yeah, I thought that'd be weird. And I'm eating cheese right now. Really.

I can see it now: Kirby's new transformation: Cheese KIBY!!!No, not KIRBY, KIBY!!!!

Lol, that'd be cool... Knowing Ice, next time he comes over, it'll be there.

Chapter Kentucky Fried Popons... NOODLES!

Kernal Poponders: You see, this is Popon Country Dreamland! We do Popon right-
Random Voice: WITH NOODLES!
KP: *cocks rifle* I'LL GET YOU!
Random Voice : YOU THINK YOU CAN GET ME?
KP: Uh, yeah.
Random Voice: Oh..................................

After a while, they settled their differences, and started the fast food chain you know and love today, as KENTUCKY FRIED POPONS WITH NOODLES! Thank you for watching our crappy commercial. Actually, we don't call it a commercial, we call it a FUNmercial!

WHERE ARE THE NORMAL CHARACTERS? WOWOWOWOWOWHA!

What's wrong with you?

It's cold in here.

Oh.

Freddy McFredders!

Yes, I agree.

*Kirby sucks up the pointless voices*

Kirby: DEY SCAWW ME! KNEEHEEHEEEHEEEHEE!
Ice: Kirby, what was that?
Kirby: Me no no.
Grammerman: EEK! DOUBLE NEGITIVES!
Kirby: Oh, shut up. BAM!
Kirby: I mean, ahh, swut uhp. BWAHM! Or, BWABWAHM! BWABWAHM! Ham? HAM! I mean, Bwam.
Ice: Ah, just shut up.
Kirby: No.
Ice: NO no.
Kirby: No NO no.
Ice: NO no NO no.
Kirby: NONONONONONONONONONONOOODLES!
Grammerman: EKEKEJKFJEKSFJDLFJ *dies*
Ice: HE KILLED GRAMMERMAN! HE KILLED MY FATHER! WAIT, JUST GRAMMERMAN! OH WELL!
Kirby: Uh, okay. I mean, Oway.
Ice: NO! HE'S DOING IT AGAIN! I'LL END THIS MADNESS WONCE AND FOW AW! I MEAN- NO! I'M DOING IT!
Homer Simpson: And that's the end of that chapter.



Mmm, donuts... Glarrrrr...

KAPRIZE!

Kirby: Shadow Meta Knight Slashed me into four quaters. Now I will eat him.
SMK: I am a shadow. And a poopy! KOOPY!
Kirby: I haf one ting to say. EVEWYBUH-EE DANCE NOW! Koopy, koopy koopy koopy! EVEWYBUH-EE BWAKE IT DOWW! Poyo, Poyo poyo poy-poyo!
Ice: I smell like Kirbies! Kirbies smell like me! It's a happy existance.
Kirby: Why?... Isn't it supposed to be a family?
Ice: Nope.
Kirby: I'm very happy now. :D
Ice: Oookay then.
Kirby: It's supposed to be a happy family, not a sad family. Cuz I said just family. YEAH!
Ice: Good for you. I'm hungry.
Kirby: Thank you very much. I am too.
Ice: Sure you are.
Narrator: This goes on and on for a few more hours. Then, Samus comes in.
Ice: *dribbledribbledribbledrooldrooldrooldribbledribbledrooldrooldrool*
Kirby: Nice song.
Ice: Thank you. I like this new boom box.
Kirby: But where's the boom?
Boombox: BOOOM!
Kirby: Oh. There it is.
Ice: LIEK ONG KRIBY ROOSL!
Ice: I like BOOMS.
Kirby: You sure do.
Ice: Yep.
Kirby: Uh-huh.
Ice: Sure.
Kirby: WOOHOO!
Ice: Yolp!
Kirby: Yolp? Vhat is der yolp?
Ice: Me no know.
Kirby: THAT'S MY LINE! *sucks up Ice*
Ice: AKCKJKSJKLFDSJFKOI#QUOIWUOI!
Kirby: Me too.
Ice: LET ME OUT!
Kirby: No.
Ice: Why not?
Kirby: I said not.
Ice: How can you talk when your mouth is closed?
Kirby: :shiftyeyes: Me no know.
Ice: Too bad. It defies cheetoes.
Kirby: NOT THE CHEETOES!

Let's make a bunch of cheetoes!

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YUM!

Narrator: A few feet away from them. Samus is standing there. Confused.
Samus: I am standing here. Confused. Okay, I'm leaving now.
Ice&Kirby: NOOO!
Samus: Yes.
Ice&Kirby: NOOO!

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Samus: Yes.
Ice&Kirby: NOOO!

Samus: Yes.
Ice&Kirby: NOOO!

Samus: Yes.
Ice&Kirby: NOOO!

Samus: Yes.
Ice&Kirby: Ehhh... Mebbe?
Samus: Bye now! *flies off in jetpack*

The End.

9.5/10

yes and no thing gets annoying

Chapter Fred... Umm... I'd ran out of names... so... THE!

Kirby: Ith made oua mell, thillybutt!
Ice: ????????? Okay, I'm leaving now. BYE BYE! *walks off with Doo dee doo dee doo dee DOO!: Doo dee doo dee doo dee DOO!*
Kirby: Ah, swut up!

*Mario pops out of nowhere*

Mario: Why do these two always fight. I mean, THAT'S-A SPICEY MEATABALL!
Kirby: Mmm... Spicey meatball... *Glarrrrrrr*
Mario: Mmm... Pasta.
Kirby: Gurgle- ... GURGLE- KOOLOO-LIMP-AAAH! *confetti everywhere*
Ice: AAAH! IT BURNS!
Tingle: *balloon pop* WAAAAAAH- Eeh. *looks at Ice* MR FAIRY!
Ice: No. Wrong person.
Tingle: Oh. SOWWY! ... Tingle! Tingle! KOOLIMP........ TINGLE!
Mario: I am just comic relief. BYE BYE! ... MIA-HEE! MIA-HOO! MIA-HA! MIA-HAHA! *continues singing Numa Numa song*
Luigi: *hits Mario with green shell and sings where Mario left off*
Kirby: Man, Wuhweedoowee, you takin da spotlight.
Mario: *comes in and whacks Luigi with a hammer, and they both start fighting*
Thwomp: *comes in and smashes both of them* *winks* *all 3 fade out*
Kirby: Hewe's tah moozik vidoo! Teww oo go!\
Ice: How did you do that?
Kirby: Me no no!
Ice: DOUBLE NEGATIVES ARE BAD!
Kirby: Me aren'tn't not very anti-sorry!
Random: YESSSSSSSS! ???
Ice: MIA-HEE! MIA-HOO- ... The fun's just gone out of it. (MIA HEE- *boom*)
Kirby: Oh no, nodda nudda pwicewess vathe.
Ice: But that was a window.
Kirby: So?
Ice: Why does your voice keep changing from perfectly legible to crazyness?
Kirby: Me no... I don't know.
Ice: I'm bored.
Kirby: Me three.
Ice: I'm going to end this with my MAJIKK ENDERMAJIGGY! Kooby Kalo Keeby KA! .......... PA!
Kirby: BAH BAH!

The End... DUN DUN DUNNN!

Ice: Really, shut up.
N00b: OMGPLZ YOU FLAMEED! I REPPORRT YOOOO!!!
Ice: SHUT UP ALREADY, I'M TRYIN' TO SLEEP!
N00b: O-keh.

THE END. FOR MAYBE.

Your writing skills make me give you an amazing 9.7/10 . Good job .

YEAAAY!

Chapter 0329854?

Kirgy: I am Kirgy. Hear me roar.

Kirby: Who are you?

Kirgy: I am Kirgy. Hear me roar.

Kirby: Why is your name like mine?

Kirgy: I am Kirby. Hear me roar.

Kirby: Okay, shut up now.

Kirgy: File=CC//DESTROY_KIRBY.EXE

Kirby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *runs away*

Kirgy: I am Kirgy. Hear me roar.

Kirby: :w00t:

Kirgy: :angry:

Kirby: :twitch:

Kirgy: :dynamite:

Kirby: :dead:

Kirgy: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Kirby: :dead: :(

We are sorry for the previous scene. Here is our best translation. Crunch crunch crunch. I like Popcorn.

Kirby: WOOT!

Kirgy: Grr.

Kirby: *twitches*

Kirgy: *throws a lit stick of dynamite*

Kirby: *dies*

Kirgy: HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Kirby: I am dead. And sad.

Ice: ?

THE END OF CHAPTER RANDOM NUMBERS

Excellent new chapter, Ice. I couldn't've done better myself. Because I helped you, and did the best I could. So yeah. Anyway, it was cool. Yep. Cooltastic, even.

Its very good Well done .

This all rocks! Make more, please!