Menu:
RPG universe!
>Start
>Load
>Quit
RPG universe is a trademark of Stuff ™ and is for all gaming systems.
After a while...
RPG universe!
>Start
>Load
>Quit
>Cheat
>Hack
>Eat
>Blow up
>Suck
>Destroy
After 10 hours...
>Eat
After a day....
After a week....
>Something
After a month....
*A tumbel weed rolls by on screen.*
After a year....
Why don't ya play, ya fool?
After 10 years....
TURN ME OFF!
Another 5 minutes...
TURN ME OFF!I'M WASTING ENERGY!
Back to the first one....
RPG universe!
>Start
>Load
>Quit
Jim:*Selects Start.*
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Disk 1:Chapter 1
The tutorial