Title: Forts!Chapter 7:The end...already?
Description: IT'S OVER!
Chwoka - December 24, 2004 10:15 PM (GMT)
TEAMS:
Teamwoka:
Chwoka
Clonewoka
George
Darlon
Team Mods:
All the mods
Goombaqueen
Toanuvafreak123
Team Limbo
Sandwhich
Koopaking
Of Doom
Switched:
NOTE:This IS a toon based off of Chwoka-mail, but it's gonna be too long to be considered a "Chwoka-toon"
PROLOUGE:
(Continued off Double Didgets part 2.)
*Teamwoka gang lands inside a gaint metal base.*
Me:Hey, what happened to the mods?
KK:Um...Chwoka, I think they're in that base that looks exactly like ours...*Points to a base being gaurded by DW and HG.*
Me:We're gonna need to inilate them....Clonewoka!
CW:What?
Me:I have an idea, ok, GQ, KK, gaurd the entrence, George, TNF, gaurd the sides, Me and Clonewoka will build smething to help us out.Ready?GO!*Everyone gets in their positions.*
Chwoka - December 24, 2004 10:34 PM (GMT)
CHAPTER 1
Everything
Me:Ok, Clonewoka, you got a plan?
CW:2 words:Cloning Machine.
Me:Yes!We can clone someone and and send them to Team Mods!
CW:But who?
Me:You.We need to equip you with weapons, tough.*Takes out CW's lightbulb, turning him off, and starts equiping weapons to him and increasing his knowlage of battling techniques, then I start building the cloning machine.*
MEENWHILE, OUTSIDE TEAMWOKA'S BASE...
OD:*Zaps TNF, KK, and GQ and carrys them to Team Mods' base.*Heh, we can convert them, not to hard...
STAY TUNED!
CHAPTER 2
NOTHING
Koopaking - December 24, 2004 11:18 PM (GMT)
Ha! Clonewoka... That's good. But whos George?
Chwoka - December 25, 2004 12:52 AM (GMT)
The spider is George.....
Chwoka - December 25, 2004 01:48 AM (GMT)
WEL-*Coughs.*Exuse me, welcome back to Forts!
CHAPTER 2
Nothing
At Team Mods' base...
TNF:Where am *Gasps.* What are you doing?
OD:You'll see soon enough!*Takes out a ray like a warning blasta, but it's a Mod-maker, he blasts TNF and he's exactly the same exsept more obedient.*PERFECT!!!!
Meenwhile...
Me:Ok, I'm gonna through this shoe into the cloning machine....riggggghhhhttt...NOW!*Therows it and it dissapears, then Clonewoka turns on.*
CW:Woah!I'm almost a living, breathing personager!And I have a personality and the ability to speak....this is great!
Me:What?CW, are you ok?
CW:Yes!I'm great!
Me:WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH CW?
CW:I'm that shoe you threw in there a while ago.
Me:Perplexing......*Throws a sandwhich in.*Hmm...nothings happening....*Steps in and dissapears instantly.*
Meenwhile, back at Team Mods HQ...
OD:Behold my feloow authority figures!I have brouht 2 new mods and a more obedient TNF!!!!
DW:Well, let us see them.
OD:*Pulls out a cage containing TNF, KK, and GQ.*
Meenwhile....
*The lightbulb is vibrating violently.*
Shoe:(Inside CW)What's this?*Picks the light bulb p and it starts glowing a green, then purple, then it turns red and it burns.*ACK!!!!!*Drops the lightbulb.*
Lightbulb:*Shatters, and everybody who was originaly on Teamwoka's spirits fly out.*
STAY TUNED FOR
CHAPTER 3
Limbo limbo LIMBO!
Koopaking - December 26, 2004 06:34 AM (GMT)
Heh, cool. Why'd you mark out... Never mind. I don't wanna know now.
Chwoka - December 27, 2004 01:07 AM (GMT)
I crossed him out because of he was being possesed by Shoe.
CHAPTER 3
Limbo limbo LIMBO!
Me:*Fades in wavy likie into the same place he was in, he's floating, and he's transperent, and he's floating off hte ground, everything is wavy, then it comes into focus.I see a sandwhich floating with me.*Where am I?
Sandwhich:Welcome to limbo!Enjoy the not being anywhereness!
Me:Huh?
Sandwhich:*Sighs.*When anything goes in that cloning mahine, it comes to LIMBO!The only way to get out is to just fly into someone!
Me:That's easy!*Trys to fly into a passer-by, but fails.*Ouch...
Sandwhich:AND they have to be here or asleep.
Me:Hey!Some people are sleeping at Team Mods!*Floats off to Team Mods' base.*WAH!NO!BAD BODYS!*Flys into KK accedently, then wakes up.*
KK:*Being controled by me.*ARGH!Wrong body!
OD:What?How can this be possible?
KK:*Still possesed by me until further notice.*Thinking (~):Hmm...think Chwoka, you've got fire powers, what do you do? ~ *Burns the table and runs, but OD zaps me and brings me to the Modifier.*Oh man, this CAN'T be good....
OD:Welcome to the MODIFYING RO-exusce me-modifying room!This room is for people who were too tough for the Mod-Maker.I don't know how you got through it, but we're gonna make a Mod out of you soon!
KK:~Hmm...Wait!Just because I'm a Mod, dosen't meen I have to be obiedient!Like TNF!And I've alread been zapped, so I've got Mod powers, but my mind hasen't been taken over yet!Wait, that meens I've left Limbo in danger!
Meenwhile in Limbo....
KK:(The real one.)So, what can I do here?
SW:Well, I can teach you some floating games, like float round and do nothing, but I gotta warn ya, it's a real harsd one.
KK:I gotta get out of here!*Floats slowly twords Team Mods' base.*DARN!This is gonna take serveral chapters!
Back at Team Mods' base..
OD:And that's the end of your show!DUNK!Pretty soon it will be DOOM-mail!
KK:Argh!You taking over MY E-mail thread, NO WAY!
OD:It's not yours!
KK:Uh, right, I meant Chwoka's...e-mail.....thread
OD:~Why would KK say Chwoka-mail was his?Well, it was Koopa-mail for a while but not anymore...that can only mean one thing, I must zap him again!~*Does so.*
KK:ZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZZAAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZZAAZAZAZ
AZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZZAAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZ
AZAZZAAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZA.*Faints.*
TO BE CONTINUED
Koopaking - December 27, 2004 06:00 AM (GMT)
Ha! :lol: HA HA! Anyway, that's chapter three, not 4.
Chwoka - December 29, 2004 09:14 PM (GMT)
Chapter 4
The Lightbulb
Clonewoka:Ok, I've almost got it back together...thanks to a plot hole©
®!Now, just his one peice....*Puts a glass peice onto the lightbulb, then it lights up again, sending me back into limbo right before I get hit.*
Me:Woah!That was close...too close....*Flys back in KK.*
KK:Ha!I avoided that blast!
OD:You're a hard one..KK...when we get you to be a Mod, you wil be one of the best ones.*Smirks.*But for now, we're taking you to the Double Modifier, where it turns you to a Super Mod, instead of a regular one.*Unlocks me and blasts me into another room.*
KK:You can do that has a Admin?Wow....
OD:YES!It's very useful!
KK:Hmm....*Thinks, but before I can finish thinking, I get chained down.*ARGH!~Wait, that's it!~
OD:Get ready for your DOOM!Pun not intended.*Flips the switch and a beam comes out of it, aimed at KK.*
KK:Hmm...this has to be a tri- ZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZZZAAZAZAAZAZZAZAAZAZZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZ!
OD:Wait...Darlon?He only lives inside Chowka!That means...KK and Chwoka have switched bodys..and that also means...Oh man!
KK:Yes, I'm a SUPER ADMIN!*Breaks out of the chains and blasts OD with all my might.*
OD:WAH!*Crashes through the wall.*Very good.....*Throws a blast at me, gthen more and more, then it gets etremly rapid.*
KK:*Bounces them all back at OD, only one hit me, and it didn't hurt.*
OD: :huh: :angry: *Throws a giant ball at me, but I bounce it back at him.*Ow....ACK!I'm only a...a....a.....SUPER MOD!NOOOOOO!*Throws another big ball, but it's quite smaller.*
KK:*Grabs the ball and charges it up, then throws it back.*
OD:nooooooooooooooooooooo!*Trys to dodge it in matrix style, but fails.*Ouch...no...no...NO!I'm only a elite....
KK:YES, now you will have to join Teamwoka...
OD:Not in a million years...*Runs out to DW.*
KK:HEY!
OD:Hit me!
DW:Why?
OD:My own plan worked against me, I'm now just a elite!I'd rqather be, well, somewhre else then join them!
DW:Ok....*Zaps OD with a lazor, and he dissipears.*
KK:Aw great!
Meanwhile, in limbo...
OD:*Matirilizes.*Wait, KK?I AM right!
KK:Right about what?
OD:Chwoka HAS taken over your body!
KK:Hmmm....something seems different about you....wai, CHWOKA'S IN MY BODY!?*Flys reasonably fastter twords Team Mods' base.*
OD:*Turns around and looks at SW.*So, who are you?
Stay tuned for partial exictment!
Chapter 5
To be something, or to be somewhere, that is the question
"PORTLY" Washboy, don't eat it like the cartoon, man!
Chwoka - December 30, 2004 07:18 PM (GMT)
Chapter 5
To be something, or to be somewhere, that is the question
KK:*Floating even faster at Team Mods' place, when SW catches up with him.*What do you want?
SW:Well, there's been some disturbance in limbo, making it so that you can either get to be seen and heard, but still transparent and floating, or if you fly into someone, they get sent to limbo, but you're controling them, therefore making a paradox, because there's mass confusion, a paradox shall come and-
KK:WHO CARES?*Flys into TNF.*Hey, wait, I'm back in limbo!And I'm in TNF's body...or...ghost....look...and there's him over there.....
Meenwhile..
KK:*Running away from Team Mods' base, when ewveryone in Limbo fades in.*What?
SW:GREATR!Reality has crashed into limbo!You moron!
KK:HEY!Noone calls ME a moron!*Breaks oout of TNF.*Ah, that's better.
Both TNFs:ACK!Whaty're you doing here?Where am I?I'm the REAL TNF!No, I am!
KK:That's just weird....
KK:Ummm.....what's going on?
SW:Mr.Koopaking over here caused a paradox! :angry: Also, there's another paradox!
Me:*Slowly melting out of KK's ody.*ACK!What's happening!
SW:The effects of the paradox.
Meenwhile, at Teamwokas' basey base.....
Shoe:*Slowly melting out of CW, but not before putting the lightbulb back in.*Aw, great.
Chwoka - January 2, 2005 10:38 PM (GMT)
I'm not continuing 'til I get sme comments on ythe last 2 chapters.
Toanuvafreak123 - January 3, 2005 12:31 AM (GMT)
Why isn't KK mispelling more if he switched bodies with you? :P
Chwoka - January 17, 2005 04:32 AM (GMT)
Chapter 6
Fus-ion-ack!
CW:*Walking around, when he notices the gang floating.*ACK!MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD!
Me:Relax, you just missed alot, here.*Links CW to the begining of the topic.*Anyway...we should be able to get to our own bodies by flying into them, they're all empt-*Everybody scrambles for their bodies (exsept shoe and SW) extremly fast, when everybodys in their bodies, me and KK start,we go so fast we're not visable anymore, then we slow down in opposite directioons, and oour flying tails are tied in a knot, and the tails are slowly shrinking together, and our bodies are slowly coming together, then the bodies lay back to back, same with us, and slowly start sinking into each other.*
KK:What's happening?
Me:I don't know...*Our bodies are nearly all the way together, then qa ball of energy forms around us, one half red and one half blue, the sides slowly melt onto the other side and the quickly swirl up, then the ball spins, then the ball stops, and the process repeats with our bodies, then red and blue lasers spurt everwhere.*
TO BE CONTINUED!
Koopaking - January 17, 2005 06:15 PM (GMT)
:twitch: MY FEAR HAS COME TRUE!!! THE DAY I SWITCH BODIES THEN MERGE TOGETHER WITH CHWOKA!!! THE AGONY!!! :twitch:
Make the ball green. We'd be nuetral, considering your my evil twin... Or whatever, the nice twin or something. But yeah, we'll just go with a slitely more Dark Kowoking
Toanuvafreak123 - January 25, 2005 03:19 AM (GMT)
Kowoking? That sounds like a type of Coffee. It would be half Cocoa, half Coffee, and they could sprincle some Coconut on top and drip some milk into it and put in one of those little Parasols... Mmm... Kowoking...
Chwoka - January 29, 2005 01:10 AM (GMT)
TNF, stop changing the title to "Farts".
Chwoka - February 8, 2005 12:57 AM (GMT)
Chapter 7:
The end...already?
*The ball dies down, but causes a portal that sends everyone back into our town.*
KK:*Seperated from me.*Ummmm...how do you explain this?
*A grey, cooked, floating chicken with sunglasses comes in.*
Floating Chicken:Hi, I'm Teatime!
KK:Um, that's fine and dandy, but can you explain this portal?
Teatime:THERE ARE NO PLOT DEVICES!
Me:Ummmm...that was...random...
*The action hot dog flys into the portal.*
AHD:TRA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAA!
Teatime:THERE ARE NO PLOT HOLES!
Me:*Immitating Teatime's voice.*THERE ARE NO MOUSTACHES!
Chwoka - February 8, 2005 01:09 AM (GMT)
Chapter 7:
The end...already?
*The ball dies down, but causes a portal that sends everyone back into our town.*
KK:*Seperated from me.*Ummmm...how do you explain this?
*A grey, cooked, floating chicken with sunglasses comes in.*
Floating Chicken:Hi, I'm Teatime!
KK:Um, that's fine and dandy, but can you explain this portal?
Teatime:THERE ARE NO PLOT DEVICES!
Me:Ummmm...that was...random...
*The action hot dog flys into the portal.*
AHD:TRA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAA!
Teatime:THERE ARE NO PLOT HOLES!
Me:*Immitating Teatime's voice.*THERE ARE NO MOUSTACHES!
Teatime:There aren't?
*AHD flys out*
Teatime:We're about to go through, get ready!
TNF:WAIT!*The portal stops.*
Teatime:What?
TNF:I have't had a speaking role yet.
Teatime:Ugh.*They continue flying through.*
KK:We're there!
Me:No we aren't.
KK:But we are...
Me:But there hasen't been a little action announcment yet.
*They get out and they're in the computer room.*
Me:Ok, now you can say it.
KK:...
Me:What's wrong?
KK:...You spoiled the moment...
Me:ARGH!
THE END!
TNF:Already?
Chwoka:Don't copy the title, TNF!
TNF:Sorry, I need to speak more.
Me:Ugh.Wait, Teatime, what're you still doing here?
Teatime:I'm now a caracter!!!!11onetwothreefourfive!!!!!!unodostresquatroquinco!!!1111shift+1!!!
Toanuvafreak123 - February 8, 2005 10:07 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Chwoka @ January 29, 2005; 01:10 AM) |
| TNF, stop changing the title to "Farts". |
You don't appreciate my puerile humor? I'm being patrionized!
TNF WAS GIVEN A VOCABULARY BOOK BY TRAINED EXPERTS. DO NOT ATTEMPT AT HOME.