Ok, since there's gonna be alot of specials like holidays, and birthdays, and some other stuff too, I'm making a whole new thread for them!


Here it go.

*Zoom in on the New Chwoka-mail house "Season 2" pops up on the top of the screen, then fades out, extreme close up on a second floor window. Chwoka is typing on the Doors 3XX7. Stop, and turn so you can see him from behind, he turns, slides back and shows a thumbs up. Continue to the left, and you se TNF with a wire, the same one connected to the Doors 3XX7. He plugs in another wire, and a electrical wire travels through, TNF realizes some skin is stuck in it, and trys to pull it out, but gets electricuted, scroll some more to the left, and a machine has a portal flicker on. We go through it. Cut to the 5005 field, where Chwokal is running around. BioNicCreep is seen standing, he flys up and blasts his robotic arm into the round, causing a crater. He falls in, and flys out, then starts building something. Spin a little to see Darlinite just standing there. He grows a evil look on his face and blasts BioNicCreep with pure energy and force. Go a little north, and see Koopaprince practicing for a chalenge. He's wearing a red headband. Spin, and go back through the portal, go down the hallway, and KK walks into one of Darlons traps, Darlon rolls on the floor laughing, and uses some remote thing to make him ride down and drop him at maximum speed. Cut to the Living room, where Chwoka jumps on the couch, and then TNF, then a KK with bandages, wai about 30 seconds, and Darlon comes crashing down elbofirst, and nails TNF in the gut, then bounces and lands on Chwoka and KK, scoots over, and finds his own seat on te recliner. The hologram pops out of the Toons menu.*

Holiday toons:

Happy Christmahaniquanzikuh '04: Everyone dresses up and gets to open their gifts.

Sappy New Year: The gang celebrates new years with plot holes, flashbacks, and lots' o' "BOOM"s.

Toons:

Chwoka-mail-changing toon.

Season 2 Opener

Shorts:

Commentaries:

KK's TV:

v.1:Channels 0-13

v.2:Channels 14-29

Fan-made:

Behind The Text:

That's right everybody! I'm letting you make your own toons of Chwoka-toons!Here's the rules;

1.ONLY use the caracters I have. But I'll allow you to cameo other people, but not you AND not if they're a important part.
2.Keep it approprite.
3.No making it a holiday toon.
4.If you're a caracter, you can make a Behind The Text. Which is what you do backstage. EX. KK does his part of behind the scenes, then TNF, then GQ, and so on.

Without further adu, scroll down to my next post for Happy Christmahaniquanzikuh!

Happy Christmahaniquanzikuh '04!
A brand new cartoon by Chwoka.Ok, well, it won't be very new after a month or 2....so tomarrow it'll be a 'new' toon and then just a 'toon'.

Me:Ok everybody, it's already Christmahaniquanzikuh.So let's get straight to the....coustume judgement, with your judg, ME!*Everybody scatters.*Ah, look at them go.*Walks to the first contestant; KK.*

KK:*Is inside his shell in a giant fire ball.*

Me:You get a F for being able to burn someone with that costume, namely me.Next time make your costume a little......safer......*Walks to TNF.*

TNF:*Has painted himself green and put on a pinkish hirt, put on a black wig, is scrucnhing down and has black boots and gloves.*PUNY HUMANS!A WILL CRUSH YOU ALL!Umm....FOREVER!AND your...um....PUNY PLANET...TOO!AND-

Me:*Cutting off.*Ok, ok, you're overdoing it!Well, that show's been canceled so, next time try from a show that HASEN'T been umm...canceled.C minus.*Goes over to Goombaqueen.*

GQ:*Dressed with a star hat, a star cape, and star clothes with a little car.*

Me:So, you're Evil Keenevil, right?

GQ:What?No I'm-

Me:*Cutting off.*Yeah, well I don't like him, so you get a D.*Walks to SSR.*You know, I'm thinking of taking you apart.

SSR:*Is a machine that has little pads for your feet with a screen.*

Me:Yeah, I'm definatly going to rebuild you...anyway I like that game, so you get a B...plus....minus...the cancel eachother out!*Walks back to where I started.*Ok, now it's time for everyones favorite time of Christmahaniquanzikuh, GIFT EXCHANGE!!!!!KK, I got this for you.*Gives KK a present.*

KK:*Burns the wrapping off and opens the box.*A ultimate burner kit!Thanks!I got you this.*Hands me a present.*

Me:Thank you!*Opens it up.*Wow...a guide to better shapeshifting......You get a raise in your grade.B plus!*Hands a present to TNF.*

TNF:Thanks!*Opens it.*My very own NEW COMPUTER!CAN IT BE?

Me:Yes, it is... <_<

TNF:Oh..it is...*Hands KK a present.*

KK:*Opens it and gets a flood worthy amount of water.*Oh, great.

TNF:AHA!

KK:*Hands GQ a present.*

GQ:*Opens it to find a dimond ring inside it.*Oh, KK, I don't think we're-

KK:No!You thought wrong!That's a MOOD ring!

GQ:Oh.

The presents follow:

1.KK got a flamethrower.
2.TNF got a rock

TNF:Now I know how Charlie Brown feels.

Me:WAIT!I forgot someone's coustume!!*Walks to George.*

George:*Is only slightly larger.*

Me:F for no creativity!*Gives George a present.*

3.George got bug spray.
4.I got the power to shapeshift into ANYTHING.

SSR:Wait what about present open me?

Me:Umm...yeah....what's over there?

SSR:*Opens it to find another robot.*

Me:It's also equipped with the other gender:not male.

SSR:*Legs swink into his body and rockets come out of the bottom of his body, and he flys off.*

Me:It's name is A_Robot

A_R:*Does the same and flys off with SSR.*

Me:Aw, how romantic.

KK:Not to mention disturbing.

Me:Yeah, that too.

THE END
END THE

Koopakings' television v.1

KK:Ah, yes, it's time to watch some TV.

Channel 1:

Educational Bob:Can you say "Dictionary" kids?

Kids:*Say random things that in no way soun like dictionary.*

Channel 2:

TV:Welcome to the TV-

Channel 3:

Joe:But Martha, I can't mar-

Channel 4:

Narrator:Welcome to JUDGE MOODY!

Channel 5:

Narraor:*Deep voice.*What happens wwhen you stuff 365 people in a house, and 1 of them gets eaten every day...*Happy voice.*find out on "Who's the canibal?"

Channel 6:

Signger:We'll have a-

Channel 7:

Newscaster:AH!TORNADO!RUN FOR YOUR-

Channel 8:

Newscaster:AH!TORNADO!RUN FOR YOUR-

Channel 9:

Newscaster:AH!TORNADO!RUN FOR YOUR-

Channel 10:

Weather caster:*Points to our house.*And over her we have a slight chance of snow.Ok, I lied, we have a very DEFINATE chance of snow tommarow.

Channel 11:

Burther:But litlle sister, I'm, afrid to lose this tooth!

Channel 12:

Some karate dude:HIYA!*Throws a kick at a guy holding a extremly large bazooka, sending him back, then he throws a gernade whoile a random passer-by gets impaled by a knife by a gernade-holding man,who throws the gernade at the screen, making an HUGE explosion, the words "The Mindless random violence hour!"Has a narrato says it.Then a missle blasts through the words.*

Channel 12:

Narrator:What happens when people get plastic surgery, and switch faces, then make their new face look loike the old one?Find out onn Trading Faces!

Channel 13:

Hey hey hey!Do you want a car under the price of 4 millioon dollars?Well you won't find it here!

On the couch:

KK:Ugh..nothing's on today...*Walks out.*

EASTER EGGS:

Cick on he couch to see Channel...0?

KK:I'm your host today, now let's go to the completly off-topic section.Woah!Advertisment in there!1 post!OD!Get in here!

"Can you say dog?"

"DAAFFLOOOELLLB!"

"GOOD!"

XD, channel one had me in tears.

Sappy New Year!
A toon-type thingy by Chwoka

Me:Well, here we are, making our way into 2005.Anyone have anything to say for the final words of the year?

TNF:BLARGLESNARF!

Me:Ok.....

GQ:WAIT!*Burys a time capsule.*Ok, I'm ready!YABBLEBABBLE!

Me:Isn't that 2 words?

GQ:The way it was typed, no.Oh yeah, YABBLEBABBLE!

KK:You know, this makes no sence.We're supposed to be fighting for our lifes.But, with that out off the way...

JSR:*Off screen.*ASDF!

KK:Like I was going to say....Qscgyhnjik

Me:Here it comes....QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM!

KK:Woah.qscgyhnjik

CW:Wow.My first new year's day, better make this important.QWUYSGUYVGRRHRFKJDFGFIEYCFDHCGBHDJCNDC!

G:HALFDIGESTEDGAZELLECARCUSESRULE!

Announcer:5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0 HAPPY NEW YEARS!

*I give a small nod of the head, and every body starts throwing fire works in the air, then they pound on Clonewoka while KK burns the fuses of the fireworks and they rocket into space, then they put the ground based ones in the street andKK burns them too.They cause a huge explotion the size of...um....something really big....*

KK:And another thing, how can we be here if the town is gone?Infact, this whole toon is a gaping plot hole, has is our existinse.

Me:Good pouint, and to dsolve the plot hole that is our lifes, and because it's New Year's day....

A FLASHBACK!

Baby G:Goo.

Baby SSR:Gah.

ANOTHER ONE!

Kid Me:*Controling a small robot.*Hey!Cool!

Kid GQ:Hey guys!Some dragon type is going to burn us!

Kid KK:Umm, what're you guys talking about?*Snezes and burns down the school.*Opps.

Kid TNF:I'm gonna be an Admin when I grow up!

Kid KK:Don't keep your hopes up.

Small Robot:No.

YET ANOTHER ONE!

Teen SSR:Reading writing fun not.Party crazy fun yes.

Teen me:Um...what're you talking about

Again!

Me:Well, here we are, making our way into 2005.Anyone have anything to say for the final words of the year?

STOPING!

Me:Opps, a little to recent.That pretty much sums up some things of our life.

KK:No it dosen't!We'd need a series to sum it all up!

Me:Good idea!

THE END!

To watch again, scroll up.What do you think this is, flash?There's no replay button so NAH!

KK's TV v.2

Channel 14:

*Musical and Soothing.*Babe, I got you babe.

NARRATOR:*Happily.*My ears are bleeding!It's the worst songs of 1995 and below!We're totaly NOT LATE with the year it ends with!Going from earliest to latest, it's today's-

Channel 15:

N:Welcome to the TV guide.Soft, Soothing, NOT!

It's the Monster Truck Show!With Mindless Destruction!Watch has Hank mcBob-

Off Screen:It's Bob Hank!

N:Yeah, whatever.BREAKS the world record for fastest quadruple backflip onto a large pile of cars with a nuetron bomb at the end, causing it explode!In this episode of The Monster Truck Show!

On Couch:

KK:Ya know, this show sucks, but somethings compelling me to watch it.

Channel 15:

TV:*Bob Hanks starts flipping over 100 cars, and the audince is empty.The camraman drops the camera and picks it bck up, he is then tugged up into a unimaginably high helicoptor, still holding the camera, hen he drops it.Bb Hanks' car is upside down and on fire somewhere in the 90s, the cars rumble and hit a H bomb.There is a huge explosion and the camera is gone, leaving KK's screen static.*

Channel 16:

B-

Channel 17:

R-

Channel 18:

E-

Channel 19:

A-

Channel 20:

K-

Channel 21:

I-

Channel 22:

N-

Channel 23:

G-

Channel 24:

N-

Channel 25:

E-

Channel 26:

W-

Channel 27:

S!

Channel 28:

*A picture of a woodpecker pecking at a tree.*

Explorer Joe:Now, wattch what happens when I get in te woodpecker's way.

Explorer Jane:That's right!Doing that is a really STUPID thing to do!

Joe:And I can't think of any good reason to do it!

Jane:Right!

Joe:Let's do it!

Jane:Yeah!

*Cut to a cheesy Claymation scene, they get their heads in the way and the Woodpecker almost becomes friends with them, but the film loads in wrong and it swithes to a blank screen containing the words:

"Aw crud.We loaded in the film wrong, we're gonna have to switch to another eel of a alternate.....erm...more cheesy....claymation scene that was neve used..."

The scene swithes to reality, where Joe and Jane arte having the brains picked out of them by tons of woodpeckers.*

Jane:*Muffled.*AHHHHH!!!

Joe:*Muffled.*So tune in next time when we'll do more incredibly stupid stuff!

Channel 29

CF:*Closing up on his face.*Everybody loves snakes!*Back out about to the bottom of his chest and up, where snakes are inserting venom into his blood system.*Poisionus ones!*Close up on his left hand, where loads of rattlesnakes are resting.*Rattlesnakes!*His whole upper body is now shown, where about 5 boa contricters' heads are.*Boa Constrictors!*Shwoing his whole body, which has about 20 boacontrictors slithering up him while inserting poison.*Exspecialy poisonous ones!*The jungle behind him falls down to reveal a huge factory.*

Director:(Off screen.)Aw crud.The green screen fell.*The snakes fade away slowly.*Great, now the holograms wore off.

On couch:

KK:Time for lunch.

Valentoons Day!
By Chwoka

Me:Ah, a day of love and-what am I saying?

KK:You were talking about Valentoons day.

GQ:*Spins in on her left shoe.*Ah, love is in the air! The birds are chirping! *Stops spinning.* The leafs are twirling, and young couples are going out!

TNF:*Walks in.*No they aren't, they don't go out until nightlife is on, no one goes out in the morning.

GQ:Ah, look at the sunset.

KK:Look at the TV...

Me & TNF:Ooooooooohhhh...Aaaaaaaaaahhhh....

GQ:Are yoou guys lstening? It's Valentoons Day!

KK:Yeah yeah, we know.

GQ:Ugh! I'm going for a walk!

Me:Uh-huh.

GQ:An 3 hour long one.*Slams the door.*

*The boys get up, I go and take Teatime out of the fridge, CW changes from arm chair to regular. KK switches to "The Holiday Channel"

TV:Coming up next is "What to do on Valentoons Day for your loved one."

KK:Chwoka, get the Doors 3XX7.

Me:Right.*I go upstairs and come down with the Doors 3XX7 in laptop mode.*

TNF:Teatime!

Teatime:Yes?

TNF:Make sure hat Darlon dosen't take over.

TNF:Clonewoka!

CW:Yes sir!

TNF:Give hm extra power.

CW:*Hooks up to my laptop.*

KK:Shhh...it's starting...

TO BE CONTINUED because Chwoka is being lazy....

... :huh:

heh. Weird, chwoka. So... Isn't anything going to happen.

Yes, but it got erased, so I have to start over.

how could something get erased?

Well, it just ent "POOF" and it was gone.

... Wow that sounded stupid.

Anyway, any new chapters up soon?

I need e-mails for Chwoka-mails, and I'm almost done with Valentoons day.

Whenever a hear the name "Goombaqueen", I burst out laughing. I swear.

Goombaqueen, now burst out laughing.

*bursts out laughing*

lol.

Why would you laugh if someone says Goombaqueen? I mean Goombaqueen isn't that funny. Goombaqueen Goombaqueen Goombaqueen! :lol:

lol.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

...

IMPORTANT CARACTER DEVELOPMENT! READ THIS TOON NOW!

Me: Hello, instead of your regularly sceduled program, ChwokEaster will be moved. Enjoy!

*The Curtains move, cut to the living room.*

Me: Hey guys. Bye guys...

KK:Wah...wait, did we miss something? 'Cause, we're being left out here...where...or what...is Darlon going/doing?

TNF: Yeah, we'ree not comprehending what you just said...

Teatime: Meh, the plot willexplain itself. Has for how he's here, and not at the 1000 Club...

THERE ARE NO PLOT HOLES!

Me: Haven't heard that from you in a long time.

Goombaqueen: More like 2 E-mails.

SSR: What where Chwoka Darlon going doing?

Me: It's been a while you see, there are 3 types of shapesshifters-

KK: Wuh-wuh-wait, there are MORE of you?

Me: No, we have different personalitys.

KK: *Twitching.* That's...good...my nerveous twitch should be out and pruned, left in the SPAM forum, and forgotten within a day...*Mumbling.* God, my nightmare is almost a reality...

Me: Anyway, there are three different types of shapeshifters, Magical, Fighter, and Thinker. Every now and then, there is a Super Magical, Fighter, or Thinker. Every 5 years, a combination of 2 pops up, every 10, a Super Combo, every 50, a Combo of all of them, every 100, is Super Triple Combo! Now, I'm just a Super Thinker, and Supers have to deal with a Evil/Good Alter Ego. Miine is Darlon, and today, he's turning into his own person. Also, we both get all the phychic powers they've descovered. Ever.

TNF: That was long... and mispelled...

GQ: You just misspelled misspell.

TNF: *Eats GQ.*

SSR: I see can QueenGomba spleen.

Me: Anyway, it's on my Home Planet!

KK: I thought you were birthed on earth!

Me: Nope, and I can only take 2 people with me, and I chose KK and TNF, the original, before the other caracters. C'mon, guys. To The SpaceShip!

*Cut to the inside of a space ship.*

TNF: It's time to go! Everything-

Me: HEY! I'm the captain. Ready?

Both: Yeah!

Me: Blast off!

*They blast off into space.*

KK: Umm...we need a group name...

Me: What about The Terrific Trio, or TTT?

TNF: Did you purposly throw out a reference to The Fantastic Four? Besides, with Darlon, there's gonna be four.

KK: Umm... Chwoka-mail crew?

Me: Yeah, sure.

5 days later...

TNF: Oh man, this has been like heaven the last 3 days.

Me: We're landing!

KK: Wait, it only would take 5 days to get there?

Me: No, it's 100 light years away!

KK: Holy crap! This thing travels 20x the speed of light?

Me: 21x, actually, we had to take a light year when we stopped at McWorld.

TNF: Why did we stop there anyway?

Me: I dunno. We were hungry. Well, this is our new house, while I'm gone.
Somebody else will check my E-mails...

*Everybody looks hopefully.*

Me: And that person is Phil Argus!

KK: Oh no, we are NOT crossing over with Bonus Stage!

Joel Dawson: Too late, you already are.

Phil Argus: Wow, I've never even heard of this place, but we're crossing over with it.

Rya: Why are we here? This seems to be nothing interesting.

Elly: Yeah, it's more dull looking then our old house.

Jessica Argus: Why'd we stop here, anyway?

PA: We're in a cross-over with something we don't know about.

KK: I can NOT belive we're crossing over with Bonus Stage! Hey wai, whatever happened to Valentoons Day?

*SB runs in.*

SB: CANCEL'D!

*SB runs out.*

TNF: That's what happens when you cross-over with Bonus Stage.

Please adress E-mails to Phil Argus.

...........?

A Chwoka film
Of Smiley Productions Production
Season 2 starter!

Phil: *Snores.*

Chwoka: *Floats in.* I'm home!

Phil: What?

Joel: We didn't answer 1 E-mail!

Elly: And we don't HAVE any, either.

Jessica: And now we're leaing, aren't we, Joel?

Joel: Uh-uh-yeah! Off we go! *Jessica and Joel walk off.*

Elly: *Sad.* Joel... *Walks off after them.*

Phil: ELLY! *Runs to Elly.*

Me: That was eventful.

KK: I know.

Me: Haven't seen you in a while.

KK: Why are you floating off the ground, I thought only I could do that with Gravity. Oh, and why is there a snake on my leg?

Me: *Looks down narrowly.* Darlon.

*The Snake changes into Chwoka, but wth red eyes.*

Darlon: WHAT IS IT?

Me: Meet the gang...Toanuv-

Darlon: I know the gang, stupid! I learned them in your body!

Me: Oh-hoh-hoh...right.

TNF: Do I get a speaking- WAAAAAAAAAAAA! TWO CHWOKAS! RUN!1111onetwothreefourfivesixseveneightninetenunounouno!!!!77

Darlon: I'm Darlon, you moron!

Me: Wait, someone didn't leave...

Rya: I feel no need to be with those morons, but you make them look like geniuses. *Walks off.*

Me: I guess I could play a little cupid...

*Cut to Elly and Phil walking to The SpaceShip.*

Phil: You do know Joel never notices you.

Elly: Yes.

Phil: Why don't you just give up.

Elly: You know, Phil, you're right for once!

Phil: No, I've been right all the time. Forever. It's just you don't listen.

Elly: I'm switching over to you, Phil. Maybe it's time to start.

Phil: And I accept!

*A smile appears on both of thei faces, and they alk off, holding hands.*

*Cut back to Chwoka and the gang.*

TNF: How did you do that?

KK: Writer powers.

Me: Nope. Mind Control. I put a little thought into Ellys mind of loving Phil, and once it wears down, Elly will realize what a great guy Phil can be.

TNF: That thing really has changed you.

Me: Yeah, and I can think clearer, without having Darlon get in the way.

*Cut to a science fair.*

Kid Me: I have the solution to world hunger using science and it is-

*Knocks down everything.* HA! NOW THE POOR WILL STARVE!

*Cut back to the gang.*

KK: That's terrible.

Darlon: I know.

Chwoka: Hey, what happened to our thread, anyway?

TNF: It got barried under my new fan-fic, TOLERANCE!

*Zoom out, everyone is freaked out, and Darlon is absent. Acid dumps on TNF's head, and burns him instantly.*

Darlon: Heh heh heh.

I'm shocked that you didn't say Season 2oons.

Do you realize how Chwoka that sounds? Because that's BRILLIANT! Who cares about this idea? *Throws a paper that says "How to make everyone rich." at the wall, and it BURNS!*

Dude, I'm staying away from your wall.

No. Only paper burns. And you're a dark green stick figure.

What the crap?

Well, that's what you are in my E-mail thrad, but only because you didn't give me a description of what you look like.

I'm just a human...

Well, to me, you're a green stick figure, UNLESS you PM me a new description for season 2.

Okie-Dookie.

You just best keep me out of this. Or I will personally hunt you down...*growls*

FYI, Wolf, your uber-cranky-fita-sword-lopper attitude is sorta annoying now...

And you're not annoying yourself?

Wolf: Sorry, I apologize. I've not been feeling well of late. I've been really hot...Might be coming down with something.

Don't mind me...

'sokay. I've just been noticing lately you've been really easy to turn crazy on people...

...yeah...haven't been feeling all that well...I can bet the weather is playing a role in it...

So, if I come off as snappy or anything, just don't pay much attention to it...