This is the old Season 1 thread.


CARACTERS:

Chwoka: The Guy. He check-as the e-mails-a on The Doors 3XX7. Is smarter now that Darlon is out of the way, and has all psychic abilities.

Koopaking: A koopa with an orange shell, orange shoes, and an orange mask. He can shoot his shell off and hit people with it. He can also do fire mores, like lighting hiself on fire and shooting hiself at people. He also goes around figthing monsters that attack the helpless. He's not that mean, but sometimes he gets a little cranky.

Toanuvafreak123: Somewhat hyper, has a great sense of humor, loves playing pranks on people, won't back down from a chance to make someone look stupid.

Darlon: Chwoka, but evil and with red eyes. Has a great love for pulling pranks, especilay traps and pain-causers.

Menu:

Me: *Inhales deeply.* Ah, smell the fresh Season 2 air. Wait a minute, that's not fresh. *Sniffs the air.* Somethings burning. Exuce me... *Runs off.* DARLON!

CLASSICS/ Phase 1:

#1
#2
#3

The KK saga/ Phase 2:

#4
#5
#6

Chwoka's back saga/ Phase 3:

#7
#8
#9

Way too many caracters saga/ Phase 3:

#10
#11
#12

Chwoka's E-mails start slowing down saga/ Phase 4:

#13
#14
#15

1000 celebration saga/ Phase 5:

#16
-Part 1
-Part 2
-Part 3
-Part 4

Continues into Season 2

Hm, this looks like it'll be cool! BTW, glad you're back! You ARE a valuble part of BGF.

You've never said that before... :D

It's the end of the world as we know it! JK! :lol:

Yeh. You're our prank monkey! XD, JK. Just got that from a Simpsons episode.

OOH! OOH! AAHH! AH! JK!

Hey, TNF. Why don't you send a PM to Chwoka? It'll be cool! Will you do it for a Scooby Snack?

Koyana.... No.

Anyway, welcome back, Chwoka. I got bored after a while.

Nice thing you got here. I think that I'll send a PM to you. Expect it.

A ROOBY SNACK? *eats it, turns into a rocket and falls back down* Rokay.

Tnf... Please, you're scaring me more than usual! XD

At least I didn't do the weird Kid Velma dance. :|

Well, the new E-mail's almost here.....BEWARE!

Who changed this's name?

Me, that's who.

#1:Elite Muffins

Me:*Singing.*Uh, yeah first E-mail.Ya'll betta watch out.

Dear Chwoka,

How ya doing? I was just wondering what Elite members get to do... by the way... MEEPLE MUFFINS!

Koyana Nuva

*Typing and talking.*Wow!KN, I'm surproised you had sooo much time on your hands to look through the COT forum!That "Meeple muffins" inside joke is really old.Anyway, let's start off, shall we?Well, I better get KK on this subject.*Turns and starts yelling.*KOOPAKING!!!!

KK:*Flys through like a fire ball, hitting my head.*What?

Me:The E-mailer wants to know what Elites get to do, and sinse we're both Elites, we should answer this together.

KK:Ok.That's weird.But I'll do it, it's not really special...

Me:Yeah, you get to attach pictures and flash at the end pof your posts....

KK:And you dodn't have to let anyone know you edited anything because you get to choose if you want the Edited essage at the bottom.........

Me:And you get to rename your topics and change the discrption of it.....

Both:But last but not least....You get....ELITE MUFFINS!!!!!

*Cut scene to Me and Kk at the front door of TNF's all-porpuse shop, we walk in.*

TNF:Hi, what can I get you Elites?The classic Meeple Muffin?A Death Cookie?

Me:No, we want *Leans over the counter.*elite muffins.

TNF:Ok, follow me....*They sneak behind the counter and open a door.It is reaveled to be Thousands uponn thousand Meeple Muffins that taste the best and aren't radioactive.*

KK:*Picks up one, sets it on fire, then eats it.*

Me:*Keeps eating them like someone who's not human.*This is the life.Hey TNF, can we take some?

TNF:Sure, take 80!Only $10!

Me:Ok!You get forty and IO get forty, KK, and we pay $5 each.

KK:Ok.....*We each give TNF 5 dollars and he gives us 2 wheelbarells of 40.*

*Cut back to the computer.*

Me:Yeah, those Elite Muffins sure are good.But don't spam to get to elite!

KK:'Cause you'll regret it!

Me:I know I did!

*A message at the bottom says "Don't SPAM, it's not worth it." comes up at the bottom.*

Narrator:ThishasbeenaninformatianalmessagebyChwokaandKoopakingandTNF.

NOOooooOOO! Do MY "email" now!

Good, spaming pointless and can get you into dodo! 8)

That one was good! They're funny, but you need to do a spelling check more often. It's all good though. Good job. It's a good idea to have people accually PM you for this, Chwoka.

Tnf, He'll do your next. He writes his emailers at the bottom and when they will be answered.

#2:Name.

Me:Woah, 2 E-mails in like, 5 minutes.A new record.

Dear Chwoka,

Where did you get your name? I mean, Chwoka. Lol. It sounds like Cheeseit, Watermelon, and Baka, all smooshed together! Which describes Me, JSR, and OD, respectively. Did you try to do this?

Id oh do duoh crappfully yours... ID DOH DO DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS,
Tnf

Well, it seems some one has watched SB E-mail #118 (virus).*Typing.*Now,let's decode the ending, shall we?

Dear Chwoka,

Where did you get your name? I mean, Chwoka. Lol. It sounds like Cheeseit, Watermelon, and Baka, all smooshed together! Which describes Me, JSR, and OD, respectively. Did you try to do this?

I don't know the crappfully yours... I DON'T KNOW THE CRAPFULLY YOURS,
Tnf

Good.Now, where did I get my name.....hhhhhhhmmmmm........Nope, cant think of it....*Closes E-mail window for a second.Then I go to a file called "Flashbacks."I go through it until I find "Your Name."I click on it and a movie starts playing.*

Movie...

Me:Hmm...I guess it needs to be somewhat realistic, but somewhat fictional....let's see...*Closes eyes and types in "Chwoka".*Good enough.*Types in the password and hits enter.*

Real life...

Me:So, there you have it.I just randomly chose it.And what's a Baka?Oh well.

What do you mean by that, KK, I couldn't quite get that.

Yeah! Id oh du duoh crapfully yours... ID DOH DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS! Anyway, that's sorta what I guessed... Oh, and Baka is somethingese for idiot. XD

#3:Posts

KK:*Walks in.*Oh, hi, Chwoka has asked me to do this E-mail due to a servere case of "Having his head on fire."Let's begin.

*Singing.*E-mail Yeah!I said E-mail!

Dear Chwoka,
How many post does it take to become a elite member? It is cool that your a light member, but does it matter?
Your Biggest fan,
Lizzy122!

*Typing.*Oh, Chwoka's BIGGEST fan, eh?Not caring for the OTHER caracters, huh?Well, I would delete this, but it's the only E-mail I have.I'll get you, Lizzy, someday.Wow, dosen't ANYONE read the Reference Desk anymore?I mean come ON!All they ask is about Elites!Well, I'm sick and TIRED OF IT!!!!Oh, and I'M a LIGHT member, eh, and that's COOL?IT DOSEN'T MATTER IF YOUR LIGHT OR DARK TO BECOME A ELITE!!!!!WELL IF LIGHTS ARE COOL THEN DARKS MUST BE *Breaths fire at the computer while saying this.*HOOOTTT!!!!!*Stops burning.*Opps, I burnt the computer...Oh well :evilflame: *Typind into the keyboard, which is now attached to nothing but ashes.*Well, JSR was the first to become an Elite, but that was only because off a glitch on the site so that he was an Elite at 300 posts insead of 500.Well, send Chwoka the E-mails, and I will answer them for the next few ones.

Lol, 3 chaps in 1 day. A little much?

Yeah, well Ia't resist the E-mails.

Lol. Did you run out? Should I do another?

two words:Double Yes

Two Words: I did.

#4:Favorite Food

KK:Uh oh, how am I answer this next e-mail...I know!

*Cut to KK in a cameo head band in the bushes on TNF's front lawn.*Heheheh, it's almost time....

TNF:*Exits his house and flys off.*ADMIN POWERS, AWAY!!!!!

KK:Perfect.*Picks up a rock and backs up, then throws it through the window.*Wait, a rock?Why not something cool like a....flaming guitar?Oh well.*Jumps through.*Ah ha!TNF's computer!*Gets on it.*Oh, it's a DOS operating system...

Chwokamail.dontmakemeburnthiscomputertoo

Dear Chwoka,

What's your favorite food? If it is chocolate, you are sane. If it isn't, you aren't. Thank you and good day.

Crapfully Crapfully(Says "Sincerly yours"here),
Tnf

*Typing.*Well, TNF, I like chcolatte, you can like..*KK picks up some chcolatte.*Melt it...*Melts it.*Into a cup.....*It falls into a cup.*Then pour then into a blender *Cut scene to him doing that.*

KK (Voice over):Then, ya 'know, turn it on.

KK:*Turns it on.*

KK (VO):Then, take it out and, like, pour it, back into the cup..

KK:*Does so.*

KK (VO): Then burn it some more...

KK:*Burns it.*

KK (VO): And then drink it.

KK:*Drinks it.*

*Cut back to the computer.*

KK:So there you have it, and next time, adress me has "Koopaking" not "Chwoka".

What was that? Pure chocolate hot chocolate?

Where's KK, he should see #3-6.(I plan to come back on #7.)

Send me them E-mails!

since when did you stat this E-mail thing? I mean who could even get this stuff? :unsure:

Um, today,that's when I startedd it, BTW E-mail menu!

Wow that's mew!I love it it's so funny[R.O.T.F.L] :lol: :lol: :lol:

If you think it's so funny why don't you E-mail me and become a caracter?

Sorry, chwoka. I had to clean my room. Anyway, these are good. I like how you subbed me, because your head wa on fire. :lol: Hopefully someone will get that. *Cough cough*

Anyway, you only have 4, not 6.

I know, but that's because you will answer every E-mail up to #6.

Ah, I see. Very good. (then I guess an E-mail from me would be out of the question. :lol: )

1 thing I ask of you, KK:

Can I have a picture of your avatar's head, facing the other way, and with the Cameo bandana in the menu?

#5:Nightmail

KKK:Ok, TNF just left...*Takes a rock and chucks it at the window.It bounces back and hits him in the head, KOing him.Cut to dream KK sitting at "TNF's computer 497"

Dear Koopaking,

How's my e-mails coming?I should be out of the hospital in about 5 seconds.

Signed,
Chwoka

OH NO!5 SECONDS!I GOTTA GET THERE NOW!!!!!!*Flys in a flaming shell to my house, only to find a very angry me.*

Me:I'm VERY ANGRY, KK.......*Turns into a water monster.*

KK:AHHHHHHHHH!!!!WATER MONSTER!!!!*Runs in circles.*

Me:*Hits KK with water, turning him to coals.*

KK:*Outside dream.*No!No!NOOO!!!!

TNF:Hello?Wakey Wakey....

KK:*Inside dream.*AHHHHH!!!!*Is like a comic KK running through a endless hallway.*WAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!*The floor turns to radioactive goop.*I'M SINKING!!!!!!*Turns into pixelated KK has the walls turn to a green grid.I come out compleatly normal.Then I turn into a Water KK.I shoot him and his eyes turn to mush.His bandana turns polka-dot and flys off along with the upper half of his head.*WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Wakes up.*Oh.It was just a dream

TNF:Yeah, you've been asleep on my lawn with a rock in yuour hand for like, 5 years now.No, wait, my watch is broken, 5 HOURS.

KK:WHAT???5 HOURS????IS CHWOKA BACK YET???*Starts running over to my house.*

TNF:No, he's still in the big house.

KK:Chwoka's in jail with is head on fire?Don't you mean hospital?

TNF:Jail, Hospital, what's the difference?

*A paper comes down and says "PM Chwoka!" in ink-jet.*

Can I ask of you what Cameo is? :lol:

BTW, Funny E-Mail. Well, I guess it really wasn't that, but, you know.

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