Yup... Very... Intersting. Anyway...
chapter 1:
Luigi is seen to walk into the Mushroom castle. He walks by chating Toads that are off dudy. He finally gets to Toadsworth.
Toadsworth: Jolly, you got here.
Luigi:

Yeah, Mushroom castle is big.
Toadsworth: Well, I'm sorry to hear that about Mario. I had not known, until just a bit ago.
Luigi: Yeah... Has anyone arrived yet?
Toadsworth: Well, nne of the people who ventured with
you have showed up, but Goombario, Watt, Kooper, and Spike are close by, I know it.
Luigi: <_< Those idiots... I thought they were going to stick with me the whole way!
Toadsworth: Well, um... I probably wouldn't stick with you either...
Luigi: <_< And I thought you were a nice old man.
Then people start rushing in.
Luigi: :twitch: There are so many, that I can't count!
Toadsworth: :lol:
Luigi: You all know why I called you here, right?
All: Yes!
Luigi: It's sad, isn't it?
Bobbery: Eiye! Very sad, indeed.
Koops: Yeah, I wish it hadn't happened...
Watt: I can't stand it much...
Luigi: Yes, me neither. Now, let's take a roll call, shall we? Goombas?
Goombario: Goombario here.
Goombella: Gombella here.
Luigi: Koopas?
Kooper: Kooper here.
Koops: What he said.
Parakarry: Here.
Luigi: Bob-ombs?
Bombette: here.
Bobbery: Eyie, I'm o'er 'ere.
Luigi: Ghost things?
Bow: It's called a Boo.
Flurrie: I'm a ghost thing, not a Boo...
Vivian: Well... I'm sort of a ghost thing...
Watt: Well, I float, so I'm here...
Luigi: I think there's something wrong with ghosts... Anyway... Spike?
Spike: Yo, I'm here.
Luigi: Good... We're all--
Koopaking bursts in the building.
Koopaking: WAIT!!!
Luigi: Ah! Ta- I mean Koopaking! You have arrived!
Koopaking: That's right! And I brought our little Yoshi and fish friends with me!
Sushi: Hey everyone!
Yoshi (nick name is Blaze): Hey! Sup y'all!
Luigi: Ooops, I forgot you guys. Ok, well, since we're all here, let's go.
Everyone: Right!
Next chapter will be better. I had to start off somewhere, right?