One day, a long time ago, 2 babies were on their way to their parent's house. Unfortunatly, the evil Kamek had attacked the Stork, and snatched one baby. The other free fell down, and that's where our story begins...

Yoshi: *whistles* Da-da-da-da-da... *THUD* *Baby Mario falls onto Yoshi's back*
Baby Mario: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa- EHHH... EHHH... EHHH...
Yoshi: Erm... uh...
Baby Mario: ME BAY-BEE MAWWIO!
Yoshi: Hi, uh... Mawwio?
Baby Mario: MAWIO!
Yoshi: Mario?
Baby Mario: Dat what I say?
Yoshi: Oh, yeah, sure. What brings you here?
Baby Mario: A CHICKEWN FWEW HEW ON A BWOOM AND KNOCKEDED ME OFF! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA-
Yoshi: *covers Baby Mario's mouth* calm down...
Baby Mario: MMPH!
Yoshi: I'm bringing you back to my village.
Baby Mario: Me tiwed. *falls asleep on Yoshi's saddle*
Yoshi: *sigh*

Yoshi Explained the Predicament to his fellow Yoshis, and they all agreed that if they wanted sleep, they had to go on a quest to find the baby's brother, and save him from the evil Kamek.

*later*

Yoshi: *pant* Okay, we're at the first stop! Wake up!
Baby Mario: Zzz...
Yoshi: WAKE UP!
Baby Mario: Zzz...
Yoshi: Can't you do ANYTHING?
Baby Mario: Me just did something in my diaper.
Yoshi: :dead:

End.

Tune in next time for the next part!

HBRWHAHAHAHA!!! That's good. I like the
"Yoshi: Can't you do ANYTHING?
Baby Mario: Me just did something in my diaper."

That was hilarious! :lol:

Yeah, I was thinking about that game and how Mario's so useless until he gets a superstar, and then the line "Can't you do ANYTHING" got into my head, and the obvious answer was "I just did something in my Diaper."... That was what I based the entire story around, lol.

*sigh* you guys are crazy. :D I've got a headache.
Will you put a Kung-Fu fighting star enemy thing, too?

Nice job Tnf.
I like the :dead: at the end. :lol:

It sounds like he's doing a story off of Yoshi's Island, Super Mario 2

You mean Super Mario World 2. Super Mario Bros. 2 was either the Lost Levels (A.K.A. Luigi's head in SMBDX) or Doki Doki Panic.

(Sad, isn't it?)

Yup, that is sad.

I liked the part when they say:

Baby Mario: A CHICKEWN FWEW HEW ON A BWOOM AND KNOCKEDED ME OFF! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAA-
Yoshi: *covers Baby Mario's mouth* calm down...

I love it!

Chapter 1:

Baby Mario: Zzz...
Yoshi: Uh-oh, a Shy Guy! *gulps it down* Now let's see... If I want that Flower, I should just climb up here and *grabs* There we go! Hey, Mario! See what I got?
Baby Mario: Sweepy...
Yoshi: Look, really! Wake up!
Baby Mario: So Sweepy...
Yoshi: WAKE UP!
Baby Mario: ... *lip quivers* :( WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa- *flower is shoved in his mouth*
Yoshi: There.
Baby Mario: Mmph.
Yoshi: Ooh, another! *grabs* Argh, a Pirahna plant! *whack* That's done.
Baby Mario: Pwana Pwant? AAH! ANODER CHIKEN! *hides under Yoshi's saddle*
Yoshi: O.O That feels good. Scratch my back! I haven't had it feel unitchy since I was born, since I never take off my saddle!
Baby Mario: HACK KOFF KOFF KOFF!
Yoshi: Can you breathe down there?
Baby Mario: Yef, dat why me coffd.
Yoshi: *sigh* Get out of there.
Baby Mario: Okey. *climbs out*
Yoshi: Now what?
Baby Mario: ME FIRSTY!
Yoshi: But there's no liquid until that fortress over there! And that's lava!
Baby Mario: You mufn't of herd me. ME FIRSTY!
Yoshi: Well what do you want me to do about it?
Baby Mario: BOTTLE!
Yoshi: I have no bottle!
Baby Mario: FIND WON!
Yoshi: (Eww...) :unsure: *crack* Will this Yoshi egg yolk be enough? It's perfectly safe, just... Really weird. It tastes like Shy Guys.
Baby Mario: *gulp* EEEEEEEEEK! ME HAVE SALMON ELLER! AAAH! WHAT'S A ELLER AND WHAT WAS IT DOING TO MY SALMON? *pulls Salmon out of diaper*
Yoshi: :blink: What else do you have in there?
Baby Mario: Da anyfing you made me do.
Yoshi: :twitch:
Baby Mario: YOU AFKED!
Yoshi: And I let you UNDER my saddle?
Baby Mario: You didn't wet me, I wet myself.
Yoshi: I'm hoping that was just mispronunciation of "Let".
Baby Mario: Actuawwy, it works bofe ways.
Yoshi: I need to get a newspaper or something for you.
Shyguy with the word "Mod" on his chest: ALERT! ALERT! YOU USED POTTY HUMOR! I BAN YOU! BAD YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHFLADFJDSLFEDKLFWJFLXJ!
Yoshi: *eats*
Shyguy: OUR LEADER! ATTACK, MEN! COME INFINATLY OUT OF A WARP PIPE!
Yoshi: *eats warp pipe*
Shyguy: THAT'S NOT POSSIBL- *gets eaten*
Yoshi: *walking by enimies, jumps into goal ring*
Baby Mario: *5 seconds after goal ring* WHERE'S DA NEXT ONE! ME BORREEEDD!
Yoshi: Would you like a picture book?
Baby Mario: Yef.
Yoshi: Shoulda come here about 10 days back... Ehh... Those were WEEIRRDDD times. I can't belive Baby Bowser's back on his feet after my son trounced him...
Baby Mario: Where do baby Yoshis come fwom?
Yoshi: :twitch: *looks up to the sky* WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?
Baby Mario: When Mifter Yoshi talks to da cwouds, he had a hawd day.

End of Chapter 1

BRWHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's good. I like it! :lol: But what was the chicken part about? :huh:

Over the course of the story, Baby Mario is going to call every enimy a chicken at least once. Deal with it.

OH! Ok. Cool. :lol:

XD, yeah. Chickens and potty humor is the basis of the story. Still, Nintendo was worse when you made a fat guy Strip in world 1-4. :twitch:

I agree with that Tnf! That was sick. Nice comdy you got here. Do more! ;)

Yeah, Burt the Bashful is the weirdest boss ever. No, I take that back. Rodger the Potted Ghost was... Yoshi's Island takes credit in being one of the weirdest games ever, next to ML.

It's weird and it's long. TOO LONG! Can't register it in my brain!

Do you mean M&L?

I call it ML, MLSS, or MLSSS depending on the randomness factor.

Yeah, I agree. M&L was kinda weird, but it was still good.

It was a great game, but instead of being uber-serious like most RPGs, it was funny. It's probably my favorite GBA game.

;) Well, I know it's mine.