1. Even if it's never happened, tell them "stories".
2. Speak in Pig Latin. Then try Chinese, then Dutch...
3. Run around in circles around them as they walk.
4. Whenever they say something, cheer loudly.
5. Babble nonsese.
6. Sneak out of your hut at night and put "kick me" signs on the guards.
7. Pretend to be Makuta. (There is a small chance that they might kill you for it though)
8. Try to sell the Turaga!
9. Try to fire them.
10. Ask them if they got their staff at eBay.
11. Say, This place is boring. When's the next kolhii match?
12. Then say, This tournament is boring. When do we go home?
13. Walk around with a lightstone in your mouth. Spit at the Turaga. Rinse and repeat!
14. Walk around with a lightstone taped to your mask.
15. Repeat everything they say.
16. Ask, Is my mask on backwards?
17. Sleep on top of their hut.
18. Ask them the same question at least 34 times constantly.
19. Never come when they want you.
20. Yell for them to bring you water in the middle of the night.
21. Start random fights.
22. Ask for a bigger allowance.
23. Burp after every sentence.
24. Say "MUHAHAHA!!!" After every sentence you say.
25. Yell "LOOK!" and point to the sky every five minutes.
26. Stalk them.
27. Complain that your neighbors are too loud, even thought they're not.
28. Then complain that your neighbors are too quiet.
29. Walk around blindfolded. The blind fold the turaga, and hang him upside-down for some 5-year-old's birthday.
30. Throw rocks out your door at random. (works best when they come in)
31. Sleep in. REALLY late.
32. Run away from your village.
33. Yell for them and say, "I never said anything!" when they come.
34. Say, "Well, Turaga lets them do that!"
35. Start protests.
36. Tape 'Kick me' signs on the other matoran.
37. Be a mime. Then mimick a crabby old teacher.
38. Hide in a box that says "Of Doom's" and jump out at other matoran.
39. Walk up to them and say in a creepy voice, "I see dead matoran!" and walk off.
40. Be hyper one minute and lazy the next.
41. Start food fights.
42. Make faces at them when they're not looking.
43. Yell, "TITAL WAVE!!" (This is good for when you live in Po-Koro)
44. Act like your losing your mind.
45. Blame everything on your toa.
46. Say, "But Takua got to become a toa! Why can't I?!"
47. Yell, "PACIFY! PACIFY!" and stick a passifier in their mouth.
48. Run up to them and say, "GUESSWHATGUESSWHATGUESSWHAT?!?!?" When they ask what, say, "I don't know."
49. Start parties for weird things. Ex: "I just sat down!"
50. Make up words and use them.
51. Look at them and say, "Do I know you?"
52. Bang a nail with a large hammer on their front door at night.
53. Tell them "That staff makes you look fat." right out of the blue.
54. Roll around at their front door.
55. Call your turaga, "Dude"
56. Give them fake messages from other turaga.
57. Throw a tantrum when he gives you a punishment and/or orders.
58. Ask everyone to call you Joe the Matoran of Destiny and Cupcakes.
59. Never listen to their speeches, go play kolhii.
60. Pick your nose right in their face.
61. Throw something at large crowds.
62. Then throw it at your toa, then run.
63. Throw your friends at your toa, and then deny it.
64. Burn stuff.
65. Make sacrifices to the Donut Great Spirit.
66. Get an attack snake.
67. Practice music at night.
68. Run through the village screaming.
69. Do weird dances such as the 'the funky chicken', 'the worm', and 'the point'.
70. Ride your Turaga.
71. Kidnap yourself.
72. Kidnap other matoran.
73. Kidnap food.
74. Swordfight other matoran.
75. Play golf instead of work. (don't hit the ball.)
76. Give out messages that say, "I know where you live."
77. Jump on your Turaga's roof.
78. Whine.
79. Unlock the rahi cages.
80. Sing annoying songs off key. Very LOUDLY.
81. Do count downs to the next kolhii match.
82. Paint your hut purple, or orange, or green, or- well, you get the idea.
83. Burp loudly and don't say, 'Excuse me.�E
84. Burp the alphabet.
85. "Forget" your stuff on the other side of the island.
86. Cover your eyes and say, "HA! Now you can't see me!"
87. Poke them anonymously. Make sure it's constant.
88. Say, "I don't know." every 10 seconds.
89. Give them your 400-page Christmas list.
90. Eat your Turaga's lunch. (Give them a rock, you black-hearted beast!)
91. Act like Spider Man and throw nets on any matoran who passes.
92. Sing annoying songs that you can never get out of your head all day off key.
93. Throw fruit at other matoran.
94. Write papers about things to do to bug your turaga.
95. Ask, "ARE WE THERE YET?!?" Every five minutes when you go on a trip.
96. Run away when they're talking to you.
97. Try to get into the Chronicles over stupid things.
98. Play never-ending games of hide and seek.
99. Call them insane.
100. Throw paper at them when they walk by.
101. Hide their stuff.
102. Hide your stuff and blame it on other matoran.
103. Dump buckets of water on them in the morning.
104. Yell, "COFFEE BREAK!" every 2 minutes at work.
105 (my fave). Get on your motor scooter, and ride in circles at their living room while yelling, "AROUND! AND AROUND! AND..." to drive them nuts.

Whaddya think?

Thats funny! :lol: PLain and simple.

Why thank you, KK! I like keeping it simple. It's just so... simple...

-Of ME! ;)

LOL! :lol: Their all so great!! I love them! :w00t: :) :blink: :dead:




Lizzy122

Liz is intelli-phobic! :lol: JK. Thanks, Liz. This took a while to make.