This comedy is called 'The Quiz'. I tried Japanese Text, but this place won't display it.
I was sitting at the computer with nothing to do, so I search the internet for quiz.

Google Says
What Type of Anime Are You?
Quizzilla

Me: Well, this'll be cool.
I click and see:
Mario: MAMA MIA!
Me: MARIO! Get out of the room!
Liz: Mario's cool!
Me: GET OUT, LIZ! Mario stinks! I like Link better!
Mario: MEEA SMASH YA WITHA MY HAMMAH!
Me: OH MY GOD!
*CRASH!* My computer's destroyed!
Me: MY BABY!
Mario: HERE WE GOOOOOOOO!
Me: YOU!
You: ME!
( :blink: )
Luigi: HERE WE-
Mario: Already did that.
Luigi: *#$(*&!
Liz: This comedy stinks!
Me: Wanna BET?

Me: OOMFA SHINDO! YO MO FUY FUY FI HEE SOW!
*POOF!*
*BUUUURRRPP!!!*
A monkey is flipping like a dork on a ceiling fan.
Liz: YAWN! My mother's chat room is funnier than this.
The monkey crashes to the floor and rams its head in the wall repeatedly.
Liz: And you owe money for property damaga.
Me: *&(*#%!!!
Liz: :blink: Do you say stuff like that all the time?
Me: OH, YES! I EVEN DO IT IN FRONT OF MY GRANDMA! Of course not, Lizzy.
Liz: Here's funny!
Here's a quiz about your knees,
'bout your front lawns,
and how fast you sneeze!
On the computer is where you'll find it, hon!
So get on the computer!
Get 'er DONE!
*POOF!*
*HEEHAW!*
My computer appears fixed, on the page of quizzes.

What type of anime are you?
Quizzilla

Me: Finally!
I click.
Luigi: MAMA MIA!
Me: Go away, I'm not giving you attention.
Luigi: Meea smasha witha mya hammah.
Me: You don't have a hammer. :evilgrin:
Luigi: Meea smasha witha mya brother'sa hammah! :luigi:
Me: It's not like he'll give it to you.
Mario: Herea you goa!
Luigi: Sweeta!
Me: Stay away from my computer!
Luigi: Heh, heh, heh... *cough!*
Me: Umm... look! SHINY!
Luigi: WHEREA?
Luigi jumps out the window.
I hear Luigi shout something, (Luigi: BOWSAH! ME SMASHA!) and run off. I then turn to the computer.

Question 1:
Do you like girls?
A: Yes
B: No, I'm a girl. I like guys.

Liz: PICK B! PICK B!
Me: NO! I'm not stupid... okay, maybe a little...
Liz: Really?
Me: No. "A" IT IS!

*Click!*

Question 2:
What's your fave color?
A: Gold
B: Red
C: What does it matter?
D: I LIKE ANYTHING!
E: Dark colors.

Liz: C! C!
Me: Enough spanish. "A" IT IS!

Question 3:
What lyrics do you like?
A: Get'ch your freak on! Get'ch your freak on! Get'ch your...
B: LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!
C: I like to say ^&%^&%* !
D: &()&^*)^! *(&)^(^!!! %^*$%&!!!

Liz: SAY B! OR C! No, D!!!
Me: quiet. I like techno, so "A" IT IS!

*CLICK!*

Last question:
Do you like girls?
A: YES!
B: Do I have to tell you again that I'M A GIRL!?!
C: You already asked this question!
D: I hate this quiz.

Me: Liz, you know what I'll pick.
Liz: "A" IT IS!

*CLICK!*

The results are in! You are...

To o Be Continued

This post has been edited by Koyana Nuva on Saturday, November 14, 2004.
Hehe!

I wanna know the results! Continue the show!

Thanks, KR, now, let's see...

Chapter two:
You are...
Me: Yes?

THE URL SERVICE COULD NOT BE FOUND. ERROR NUMBER 404.

Me:........
Liz: Mario, Luigi... duck for cover...
Me: YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! &^*)(&%(&^%(^$*%$*(^%*^$&^$^%*#*^$%^*$%^#*&%$*&^%#^%$#^%*#%&$#&#$*^%#&%^#$%#$%#^%#$%^%^&%(*&%^^$&*(^%$^%&^$%$^&%(&^($%$%&^)*(*&*_(&^(*&^%^^&*%%%&^(*&%^%%*&%&$%^&^*^$^%$%&*()&^R^&)(&*^&*%^$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Curses roll outta my tongue that would amaze a sailor.

Liz and Mario Bros.: :twitch:

Me: :insanelaff: :lol:

Liz: Oooooooooookay... now what?

Me: What am I? Please, Liz? TELL MEEEEE!
Liz: Okay.
Me: What? No enchanting spell? No catchy rhyme? What's the deal???

Liz: You are... dumb!
Me:..... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???

Liz: Hee hee hee!

The monkey starts laughing uncontrollably, its head still jammed in the wall.
Me: I'll get you, and you'll look like a bloody accident!
The monkey shuts up.

Luigi: Ya blewa it outta ya nosea!
Me: :matrixguy: Beware the Matrix, or the Matrix... uh... does something you'll regret to ya!
Luigi shuts up.

Internet: YOU JUST WON A SOLID-GOLD PUPPY! CLICK HERE NOW!
Me: Error 404 screens don't have pop-ups!

I scroll down to reveal that I'm...

"Sweet"?

Me: what am i? 4?

EDIT: (UHG! Dumb Sisters!)

Computer: That's right. You are sweet, kind and love everything. You are lovey dovey!

Me: I that type, but that's unnecessary.
Liz: HA HA HA!

I glare at her.

Liz: >_< Don't hurt me!
To be Continued.

ANd that's what I intended to do!

Chapter 3:
The world turns the other way.

Me: YABBA YABBA MOOKA FLAG CHERRY MANGA! I LIKE THE SWEET TASTE OF PIE! I WANNA-
Liz: STOP! Stop that, already.
Me: I wanna sing a different song.
Mario: Where'sa Luigi?
Me: In a blank room with a feasting moose off the edge of the universe!
Mario: Howa far awaya is thata?
Me: Let's just say four years away, if your traveling at the speed of light! :evilgrin:
Meanwhile:
Luigi: AAAAAH! Makea it stopa!
Moose: Munch... munch... munch... munch... munch... munch...
Luigi: OOOHHH! Thea suffering! MOMMYA!
Anyway:
Mario: Ah, whoa cares?
Me: WHADDYA MEAN "Whoa Cares?"???????
Mario: He'sa skinny. Onlya Peacha should bea skinny. *sigh*
Peach slaps Mario.
Peach: YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T TELL!
Link: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Peach grips her two-ton sledgehammer.

Link: *Anime-style sweat drop* Oh, no.

They run out the room.

Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Me: Strange. I don't find it funny.
Liz: That's because Link is the victim.
Me: He does't fight girls.
Liz: What about the Spirit Monster?
Me: That was an evil hag, not a girl! Or two of them...
Liz: And the Gerudos?
Me: They forgive him.
Liz: LOOK! IN THE SKY!
Me: Oh, no. You won't fool me again!
Mario: SUPERMAN!

Mario runs out the door with his arms outstretched.

BANG!

Mario: Whoops. Sorrya, DK.
DK: ARUGAGAGAGAGAA!
Mario: Uh-oha.

I watch out the window as a furious DK walks out the window clinging to Mario by the seat of his trousers, and violently shoving him in the trash bin.

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *bangs desk to stop.*

All of a sudden, hear "AAAAAHHH! MY SPLEEEEEEN!".

Me: That sounded like Link.
Liz: No brainer. Wanna eat something?
Me: We hunt Chwoka tonight! CHOWKA! CHOWKA! CHOWKA!
Liz: Don't you mean, "Chwoka"?
Me: Yes, but Chow is in Chowka!
Meanwhile:
Bowser: AAARRRRGGG!!! My head. Where... am I?

*Munch... munch... munch... munch... munch...*

Bowser: W-Who's there?

*Munch... munch... munch... munch... munch...*

Bowser: That's a-a-annoying... s-stop it...

*Munch... munch... munch... munch... munch...*

Bowser: Oh, crud...

*fades into the darkness...*

Is this the end of Luigi?
What happened to him, anyway?
Since when did I ask these pointless questions?
All of these (except the last one) will be answered in the next chapter!

Chapter 4:
Stop Turning the Wrong Way, World!

Me: What happened?
Luigi: What happenda?
Me: Stop that!
Luigi: Stop thata!
Me: Why you!
Luigi: Why youa!
Me: DIIIIIIIEEEE!
Luigi: YIPE!
Liz: WAIT A MINUTE! What happened here? I thought Luigi was with a feasting moose off the edge of the universe and space continuom!
Me: I didn't say space continuom!
Liz: Now you did!
Me: Oooookay... what happened, Luigi?
Luigi: Okay, let'sa see.. Whena mommy anda daddy--
Me: NO! After that! :angry:
Luigi: Okaya. The doctorsa said Ia was borna with mentala handicaption. Theya wanted toa take mea out toa the balla game--
Me: NO THEY DIDN'T!
Luigi: ^*(%(&^%$!!! Anyway, they--
Me: No, when you were was with a feasting moose off the edge of the universe.
Luigi: Oh! Uh, let'sa see... I tooted!
Me: ... And???
Luigi: Anda Nothing! :D
Me: .................... OH, DK!

Later:

Luigi: NOOO! Pleasea! I'm tooa young toa die!
DK: RUBBA DUBBA!

DK violently shoves Luigi into a trash can.

Me: You just have to love that great big oaf!
Peach: What?
Me: What?
Both of Us: ..............................
Me: Where's Link?
Peach: In a hospital, treating his spleen.
Me: You go, girl!
Peach: Please don't say that.
Me: :(
Peach: ..................... Where's Mario?

BOOP! BOOP! BOOP! BOOP!

Me: That sounds like the garbage truck.

I hear sounds of "MAMA MIA!" and "AAYYEEEE!!!" as they get dumped in the truck.

Me: ............. HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Peach: :angry: That does it!
Me: Oh, olives...

LATER:

Me: MMPH! MMPH!

I'm tied to a tree... or taped, as it seems...

Peach: Anger Management at work!

Meanwhile...

Bowser: ... mommy... mommy.... mommy...... mommy....

*Munch... munch... munch... munch...*

To Be Continued...

:unsure: Why did you make fun of me, but your lucky it's funny! :evilgrin:

Woah!Hey Chowka...........Ouch, why'd they take you?