Meet the Spartans, The Verdict?

FAIL. Pure and Simple

Hate to break it but like the last parody movie, all the initial good jokes were used up for the commercials. I won't spoil any of the other surprises but in honesty, it was SO not worth the $10 for the ticket, bleh...

$10? That's gotta be a ripoff for something like Meet the Spartans.

Everybody probably knows how I feel about the movie, so, no need to repeat it again.

Everytime I see ads for this, I'm torn. There are parts that look funny, and parts that look fucking stupid.

...I'd feel ripped off paying 10$ for nearly any movie.

-Maybe not Pan's Labyrinth, hell might pay more for that.

The only movie theater I know that charges less than $10 are where people pick fights with you when you're leaving. :<

It's a good thing me and all my friends sneaked in after watching Rambo.

The movie was a complete opposite of what 300 stood for. Don't get me wrong, I don't have anything against homosexuals, and I know irony can play a part in a parody, but how it was pulled off just......I can't even think of a word bigger than Fail to describe it.

There were a few funny parts here and there, but over all, me and all my friends got out with a sickening feeling. They said that they loved Epic Movie, and apparently they lied to me and themselves. Then again, after screwing up Scary Movie 3, 4, and all the spin offs, I would never see another movie made by the same guys again. What is sad about it is that the seats were full, seriously, everyone who came there had high-hopes for the movie, but at the end, I only heard five people clapping; obviously, either their taste in films are bizarre or they're just like my sister who has no taste (in case you are wondering, she thought Resident Evil Extinction was a "good" movie). Every seat was full to where there was no seats for anyone to sit at. Even though I saw the movie for free, I still feel ripped off, like this movie should NEVER exist.

If that's a bit long to read, let me sum it up: AVOID IT LIKE THE BLACK DEATH!

This post has been edited by AngelHalo on Jan 26 2008, 07:28 PM

I want to empty my ass onto this movie, the makers, the actors and anyone who might remotely enjoy it. This is shit and if you think it might not totally be so then you should feel bad about yourself.

Pretending to like this is the greatest thing ever to get people Butthurt. Didn't enjoy it myself, but man, the expressions people make, haha.

Paying to see this makes you the enemy.

If you paid to see this movie, fuck you. Fuck you for enabling the makers of this cinematic facerape to make MORE of it. Fuck you for NOT paying to see a movie that's more deserving of your money. Fuck you for being part of the problem. Fuck you forever and forever.

Overreacting? Vulgar? Maybe. But as a fan of movies I feel justified in being pissed at how the average mouthbreathing douchebag seems hellbent on lowering pop culture further into the abyss.

This post has been edited by Master Shake on Jan 27 2008, 02:20 PM

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If a movie is good, i go and see it, after i've viewed a teaser, as it was. if it wasn't, it's not worthy of the cash. This is my first line of defense against shite.

I have far fewer qualms about stealing this movie and others like it, because it's not a real movie. Although I do question why anyone would want to see it in the first place, free or not...

Anyone who even remotely liked or bothered to see this is dead to me.

It's not that for from an "Ow! My Balls!" Marathon, really. Same intellectual content.

Dude, it's the spiritual precursor to 'Ass: The Movie'.

CAN'T WATCH.

'BATIN'

The masturbation channel. Keepin' America 'batin' for 300 years!

This thread is starting to make me want a Brawndo and some EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES.

YOU SHOULD BUY SOME NEW SHOES WHILE YOU'RE OUT BECAUSE YOU'LL BE KICKING EVERYONES ASS ALL THE TIME.

And thus, a decent movie was reference. And there was much rejoicing.

Guess what movie was #1 this weekend?

brb, hanging myself

You just had to come in and ruin everybody's fun, didn't you G?

DIDN'T YOU?