BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.


It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.


"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."


Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.


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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Thats the funniest thing i ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!! How you gonna mistake your penis for a chicken neck?? Guess this gives a new look on the phrase, 'Choke the Chicken'

that just doesn't seem realistic.

lol @ Nsane

choke the chicken, funny shit

all i can say to this guy is: dude, wear some damn pants!!! keep the mouse in the house...and everything'll be cool. that's some messed up shit.

that dog kinda reminds me of 50 cent though.

keep the cow in its pasture.

Why would you be naked trying to cut a chicken's neck??

he had it comin'...i'd never hold a knife, scissor, or anythign sharp for that matter, while naked.

thats got to be bullshit...he would have to hold the chicken down to cut its neck...so my guess is he would have been holding his dick and then chop...well fuck that...that shit would not happen he would be like"hey this is my dick in my hand"...unless he has no feeling at all...

lmfao!