after a 3 hour coach drive they finaly arrive at their hotel, the flight had been l;ong and boring, but Abbs was used to being bored. fuzzy had poked and bugged him most of the way, but they were there now, and ready to party.
'come on! lets go!' fuzzy yelled, dragging his large bag out of the bus compartment.

"Get the alcohol! Quickly!"

'might wanna unpack first.' Fuzzy siad, smacking abbs round the back of the head. 'come on, the rooms are just over there, it wont take a minute.'

"Right. Unpacking..."

'ahaha!' fuzzy gigled as abbs pulled out a thong from his case.
'thats not mine!'
oh, abbs, how fetching!'

CutMan jumps out of the car dressed up the way he always does (Spider- man button up, Vash T-Shirt and Jeans)

He was toting his large comic book and CD collection with him.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahoooooooooooooo!!!" he screamed as he ran up to there room.

(Ok, where's this going?)

"It's a plant!"

(Vivi has just said "No drunken one night stands because that's just sick and I'm also a lesbian."
She hit me again.)

'hey cutmans here!' fuzzy yells, throwing his mp3 player on his bed.
fuzzy gives cutman a high five, and gets abbs, who insists the thong is not his.

"It's not mine! Someone's playing a prank on me!"

"So, now what?"

CutMan smiles knowingly.

"Where are the tarts?"

'i vote we go to the bar.'
there are three main bars in the hotel one in a small room, in which entertainment is on. this basicly involves an old man, singing (poorly) 'we will rock you' by Queen. the other is in the main area with large green sofas, just indoors by a heated pool. the other is in an area with a few basic arcade games and stuff.
'well the music isnt up to much, but we can deal with that later. for now... drinkys! i want a sex on the beach!'
'err'
'dont start abbs, i want a coctail named, 'sex on the beach' '
ah'

"Pop Tarts?"

"Girls! With very little clothing! And make it quick!"

they desided that the center area near the pool would be the best place to start.
'one rum and coke please luv' said fuzzy who winked at the bar maid.
'what do you guys want, exept for tarts?' he grinned.

"Girls!"

'check' fuzzy scans around the room, and to his disgust sees very few attractive females.
'er, guys? this is a holiday town, yea.. so d'ya think we could try and get into a ..strip club?' fuzzy beamed wildly as he said it. 'there must be one here somewhere, it is a holiday town.'
Abbs wiggeled his eyebrows. Fuzzy ran up to get changed, and came down warinh a pair of jeans with on leg that came down to the knee and the other leg going down to his ankle. he was waring a pair of broken chanell glasses, so that only on side of the shades had glass in. he was also waring one of those manga shirts, with a long sleeve tidi t-shirts underneath and woven around his arm was red and black striped lace.
'shall we go?' he said heading for the hotel exit.

"Yes! Bring on the tarts!"

(fuzzy's done an rpg! about time, we were meant to do the first one! oh well, this looks muchos cool!)
Naz came into the hotel, bumping into fuzzy, abbs and cutman. "oh no, not u guys! what the hell u doing here? didn't u get my memo that i'ld be holidaying here!"
he then looked behind them at the local women and finched, "ergh! they no good here either eh? i assume ur off to find a strip club. let me tell u a secret.....there isn't one! it's unbelievable to think that this is the only hl=oliday town in the world not to have a strip club. it even prides itself on it! look at the brochure."
Naz handed them a battered looking brochure, which indeed stated clearly in bold print, "NO STRIP CLUB"

Abbs started to cry.

'noooo!' wait! i saw a bunch oh hookers on the bus here. you know when i was wisteling and yelling, 'take your top off?' fuzzy said. he grabbed Cutmans arm and dragged him out the frount door.
(nice post Naz! :lol: )

Do we sign p to this, or do we just join in?

I think we can join in

(just join in. it says that on page one. please, come on and party!!)

tenchi walks around the corner looking at a brochure. "stupid holiday resort! NO STRIP CLUBS!" he said in angry voice. "Why did i come here in the first plac...Fuzzy! What are you doing here!?"

Naz saw CutMan with the hookers and had an brilliant idea. he said to the group, "alright lads, i've had an brilliant idea!"

*groan*

'sup dude?... were gonna try and locate some hookers and... hey! NAz, Cutman!' Fuzzy yelled and ran out in the diresction they left.

They quickly bumped into Zanders while they where running

Hey guys what are you doing here. he said with a smile on his face

"Where do they all come from?"

'who cares?' said fuzzy, shaking hands with zanders. 'lets goooo!' fuzzy screramed charging down the road outside the hotel knocking over an elderly man, who was in the wrong place at the wrong time. the others followed him.

As they bound out on to the pavement, they come face to face with a short girl brandishing a holdall of stage costumes with a suitcase next to her, wearing black and white striped socks and a green short dress with a layer of fishnet over it and large chunky boots.
"Oh fer...what the hell did I do? What did I do?" Ferret wails and sits heavily on her suitcase. "Not only do my wonderful class switch my luggage and send me on the wrong flight, I turn up here and find YOU! I'm meant to be doing a drama festival in Italy!"

'ferret!' fuzzy yells and runs up to her. 'hehe.. im taller than you' he grinned.

"Not it you carry on like that. Where're you lot off to anyway?" Ferret asked, raising a cynical eyebrow.

'err... an... opera house?' fuzzy winced.

"No you're not." Ferret said, folding her arms. "You're in your mid teens. Male. In hot, sunny, Spain. You're lookin fer some nekkid flesh action. Remeber, I'm older than you and the vast majority of my friends are male also...If you're not booy-hunti, you're looking for beer. I shall join you if that is so!"

"Well we were actually looking for naked gir-" Fuzzy Holds his hand over Tenchi's mouth so he doesn't say anything more. "Beer! right, Beer" Says Fuzzy "Well, now that you mention it, beer WOULD be nice" He said. By now, tenchi has fainted due to lack of oxygen.

"Beer, nudity, it's all good."

"I thought as much. So, you lot still off adventuring then, or have you been frightened off?"

But I'm not the leagle drinking age....Ah what the hell it isn't gonna do any harm...