(Alot of events happen before this, but they are insignificant. Therefore I will put them in here along with event.)


ACRA
ISSUE #3: TERROR OF THE LOKI BRETHREN

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ACT 1
Scene 1


Narrarator:
It is a time of peace and chaos for the Roc's Nest.
All is well.
An additional attack or two brings excitement.
But nothing new.


[Enter Canti: God of the Black Flame, and, Kelo.]

Kelo: Look! Look at all these awards I got for contributing to the nest! :D

Canti: Very nice. My number of contributions rivals yours though! ^_^

Kelo: So you think you're better then me?

Canti: In some ways. I can beat you in battle I know that?

Kelo: Beat me in battle Canti?! Beat me!? I don't think so buddy! Let's have a duel here and now!

Canti: Here? But Kelo, this is the kitchen! We can't duel here! Look! A pot of fruits and veggies is in my way! It wouldn't be fair!

Kelo: In a tactical video game, sometimes you would need to put the roughness of terrain and your obstacles into account. So, no whining!

[Kelo draw Broad Sword.]

Canti: Oh fine! Though Marlin will not be too happy about our constant fighting and arguing all over the nest! Ever since you came here it's been like we were destined rivals! Kelo let's go into the main hall and---

Kelo: KYAA!!! Oops! I sliced tonights dinner turkey in two!

Canti: Kelo! Oohh...Marlin's definitely not going to be happy.

Kelo: Nevermind anyway. I probably made it better. Maybe I saved some time for the chef! :D

Canti: -_-

Kelo: Hey look! Someone's coming!

Canti: Who is it? Who's there!? Show yourself!

[Enter #1 Swordmaster.]

#1 Swordmaster: Calm down! It's me! I just came back from my grandmother's house!

Kelo: Who're you?

Canti: Hmm...you both haven't been introduced have you? This is Kelo, Swordmaster. And, Kelo, this is #1 Swordmaster.

#1: Swordmaster: Hello.

Kelo: ...Hello.

Canti: ...

#1 Swordmaster: Hemm....well....anyway, I've come back.

Canti: Well that's obvious.

Kelo: ...

#1 Swordmaster: Well, *cough* I've been asked to pass out the Daily Roc.

Canti: The Daily Roc? What the heck's that?

#1 Swordmaster: Lord Marlin says it's the daily news for each month.

Kelo: Oh! I see. :P

Canti: Well, look! Lord Marlin must've used Photoshop to create this beautiful looking banner at the top of the paper!

Kelo: Looks good. Hey look! It's a list of aalllllll the new newbies who have joined this month.

Canti: There is? Ah! I see...hmm....only a few. But that's good enough! ;) Hey who's this? Shraantos?

#1 Swordmaster: Funny you should mention her. I was just about to ask you, there is a girl at the main entrance of the nest that needs escorting. She doesn't seem to know english too well...

Kelo: Well then we'll escort her! Let's go Canti! A female is in need!

Canti: Well...okay. Wanna come with us Sword?

#1 Swordmaster: Nah...I'm fine.

Canti: Okay---wait! Kelo! You're running too fast!

[Exeunt.]

:D Oh boy, I'd be laughing alot louder if my mom wasn't asleep! I like it. Of course. Why wouldn't I? Shraan get's to be in this too, and other people. And stuff. :D

hahahhahaha awesome suicune. pinned

ACT I
Scene 2


[Enter the Isaac and Shraantos.]

the Isaac: Boy what a place! Look! Statues of famed nintendo characters decorate the main hall! There's Kirby, and Fox McCloud...

Shraantos: It col.

the Isaac: Yes it is very cool. I'm new like you so I don't know what this place is really like yet.

Shraantos: Rely?

the Isaac: Really.

Shraantos: O'.

the Isaac: :...: Hm well what now?

Shraantos: Were iz te batrom?

the Isaac: Gee, good question. Not sure. Maybe we can ask this passerby with a black ponytail wearing a black robe carrying a black book. He looks experienced.
Hey!?

[Enter SuicuneSol.]

SuicuneSol: And who might you be?

the Isaac: I am the Isaac! The famed guardian of the roc! I seek a bathroom! And so does my fellow female friend.

Shraatos: Helo. ^_^

SuicuneSol: Hello. May I suggest editing your speech.

the Isaac: I don't think she can do that.

Shraatos: Sory, I no goood at eglish

SuicuneSol: Ahh I see. Maybe you'll learn more as you stay here. the Isaac and I can be your translators.

Shraantos: Tank yo.

the Isaac: So where is the bathroom.

SuicuneSol: Go down this hall, turn left, then turn right, go straight, down the hall, turn left, turn right, turn left again, and then left again, then go into the double doors in front of the statue that looks like Elrond.

the Isaac: ......what? :?:

Shraantos: Tank you! ;)

[Exit Shraantos.]

the Isaac: Well she seems to understand.

SuicuneSol: What do you mean she seems to? Don't you?

the Isaac: Well uhh...yeah. I think. I'll go escort her now. Bye!

[Exit.]

SuicuneSol: You go do that. Meanwhile, I have heard of two members who have been misusing their privileges. I will see what they are up to.

[Exeunt.]

Awesome completey brilent and i get to go chaseing after girls heheehehehhe ^_^

I'll do that.

Yeah and so when are you gonna put up and the next chapter

Tidelwave-I wanna be in it to

big bad suicune going after loki this shud be good :D

the spelling errors look just like shraan's. Almost. ^_^ I can't wait until someone translates this so she can read it. :D Unless maybe she can read it like this. I also can't wait to see her fight against Tahmer (because she should in this play. It happened in the posts). :D

ACT I
Scene 3


[Enter Evil Zero Live and Loki.]

Loki: MWAAHAHA!!!! These flower pots wreak of beauty!! MWAA!!!

Zero: Wreak? If I might say so myself they're pretty! Never mind though. No one will mind.

Loki: Yes that's right! This is so fun! And I break and smash a statue of Lord Marlin! WHEE!!!!

Zero: Loki! Look! A cheap boy comes!

Loki: Oohh....scary!!!

[Enter Beyonder.]

Beyonder: What! you have dismantled this statue of Lord Marlin Beta! Why would you do that!

Loki: "Why would you do that? Why would you do that?" HAHA!!! It's so fun!!!

Zero: Yeppers!

Beyonder: Stop at once! Lord will not be happy!

Loki: Happy? We'll build a new one! Then we break it again! MAWAAWA

Beyonder: :frown: If you don't stop now I'll have to notify the higher authorities! They have much power!

Zero: And what'll they do? We just joined!

Loki: U huh! *Breaks a flower pot.*

Beyonder: Oohh...you'll pay for that one!

Loki: So the Beyonder boy is angry! LMAO!!! Let's see what he can do! I throw my flower pot at you!

Beyonder: Ow!!! I have fallen and now I am unconscious!

*Becomes unconscious.*

Zero: ....maybe a softer pot would've only annoyed him. But certainly not knocked him out.

Loki: Oh grow up Zero! This is so fun!!! :ninja: :angry: :} B) <_< :P

[Enter Canti and and Kelo.]

Kelo: Which way is the main hall?!

Canti: I told you it was that way!

Kelo: That way? You said it was the other way! Canti you dolt!

Canti: Dolt? I could've sworn I told you the main hall was on the right!

Kelo: Thanks alot!

Canti: Wait! Who's there!?

Zero: Why it's only us! Who else?

Loki: MAWAAAA!! YYES!!!! The loki brothers golloar!

Kelo:....that was really corny.

Canti: Kelo look! Beyonder has been smashed on the head!

Loki: It was his fault! Zero insisted we murder the Beyonder boy!

Zero: Loki! Oh he is a certain liar! Nothing he says is true!

Loki: But he is the liar!

Canti: Okay which one of you is telling the truth?

Loki and Zero: I AM!!!

Loki: Do not listen to this piece of ****! He is the killer!

Zero: I am not! :frown: For once I want to tell the truth! This is getting old!

Loki: It has kaka wrinkles?

Zero: <_<

Kelo: Well it looks like they are both the culprits. I once saw this show once where these two guys commited a crime and they both blamed each other for it and then the heroes got confused and then the criminals struck and they both got downed. I have a feeling we're dealing with the same thing.

Canti: Well...umm.....okay.....should we bring them in?

Kelo: Maybe.

Canti: I'll take this as a yes. Let's get to it!

Loki: Oohh....they challenge us to a battle? Should it be mental or physical? :P

Kelo and Canti: <_<

hehehe lets see some more

I added more. That was not the whole thing. Sorry. I accidently pressed reply before it was finished.

Kelo i am going to kick some bad guy butt hahahahaahahaha and man why do i talk so much

hey... <_< that bad of english is a not... <_<

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maybe you wont be kicking butt kelo...maybe suicune will make you lose mwuahahaha

or am I :unsure:

no your not bad at english shraan

wehey! I'm in it! I hope someone gets owned by me ^_^

Your grades in english will probably improve here Shraan :D

I'm sorry Shraantos. :sad: Did I exaggerate a little. If I made you wrong, I'm sorry. I'm trying to do it the best I can remember.

I think it was great! ^_^

No, there weren't really too many spelling errors. And Shrann doesn't make too many anymore either. But waht was that? "Loki: It has kaka wrinkles?" That was so random and non-sense making that I had to muffle my laughter. :D I love it, this is your best play yet! ^_^

You're kidding me? I consider this random work. To tell you the truth, I'm not sure how this should all go. Ever since the end of the BraveKnight Imposter, I've been unsure of the direction of my plays. The only times I feel comfortable are when I'm writing about Max's wrong doings. The one's with Max I find are much easier to come up with.

Also, I find that I cannot right The 7 Moons of 14 Nights while writing this. These 2 projects are completely different, mood and format. I cannot switch so easily from one style of writing to another. The plays are cheesy and funny. My novels are supposed to be emotional and serious. They don't work well next to each other. So, I've decided that I want my novel to be worked on for a little while. This will wait. I wish that I never started this one because it does not have the same feeling the first one had. If I had the choice, I would delete this one and cut straight to the dramatic return of Max. :sad:

Well, you could go straight to that one. But I like the funny quality of this one. I love laughing, and this one has made me laugh the most. But it's your choice whether to continue or not. We'll support you either way.

GAHH!!!!!!! CURSE IT ALLL!!!!!!
I WROTE A NEW ONE HERE BUT IT DID NOT COME OUT RIGHT AND NOW IT'S ALL GONE!!!!! IT WAS LONG!!!!!!

sorry man :unsure:

I'm not even going to bother to write it over. I'll just summarize it. But I think it was very humorous. If only it was not deleted...

Canti beats down Loki but Loki always keeps dodging the attacks. Canti get's frurstrated. Finally, Loki flees after a while.

Kelo tries to convince Zero to join the light side. Zero asks Loki if they can but Loki says no. Kelo and Zero do not fight such a hot battle as Canti.

After Loki and Zero flee, SuicuneSol appears and make a small speech on what happens when they return.

too bad it got deleted.

Deleted? :( Aww, I love reading the hilarious acts of this play. Stupid thing that deleted you act! <_< I must destroy it!

You mean my internet connection? If you destroy that, I can't do anything. :(

Make a new one soon then with me in it :P

Excellent stuff. Oh, and, maybe you should write in word first then copy and paste.

I wasn't serious. But didn't you save it onto your computer? I would have.

I did not.

Why, WHY, would you, the wisest of the wise, not save it? -_-

I haven't saved anything. The only thing I've is the cast.

Well you should start saving them. That's what I advise anyway.

Well, I'm guessing Suicune forgot about this one seeing as he's already started on Max's return.

Well...I haven't forgotten...but I just don't know what to put....

Well, it's been long enough that you're probably over the anger from your deleted Act, so.....

maybe you should first make a draft then save then copy and paste here... but the first acts was cool... :) ...and funny... :D