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I enjoyed this game over at another forum which I frequent, and noticed that that thread over there received a rather positive response. Hence I decided to share it with the forum goers here:

The Corrupted Wish game is simple to understand and encourages creativity, really:

A makes a wish, B will fufill it, but it's slightly corrupted. B makes another wish, C corrupts it, and so on.

since i start, i would be the One and the Only A! >=D MUAHAHAHAHAHA

(though i can't say the whole post was made by me... but i wanted to say the exactly same!)

Here goes the first wish:
I wish that i could listen to good music for the rest of my life.

I wish for an Xbox360.

granted, but it explodes the next day, so no more xbox360 for ya!

i wish that i can fly

(lionman, this is how you should post. first you grant the wish.... "B will fufill it, but it's slightly corrupted. B makes another wish")

Granted. You are given infinite free traveler's miles, but all of the planes are booked.


I wish I had a superpower.

Granted, you now have X-ray vision. Too bad that's all the vision you have now though.




That one sucked....



I wish I didn't suck.

Granted,but the problem is that too many girls come after ya and now you have to spend the rest of your life in a barricaded house.

I wish I was really a lion.

granted, but you get encaged in a zoo *rawr*

i wish i had 50000000000$

Wish granted. You had it.

I wish the Roc's Nest would get 20 more smart, funny, active members

Granted, but I have returned.

I wish I won $5 for eating lunch.

Granted, but the lunch you ate was moldy and full of bacteria. You now need to visit the doctor to buy medicine for yourself.

I wish I had a personal secretary.

(hey, why does it display sui-kun in last post when im replying? XD)

granted, but the secretary is an illiterate (<-- checked dictionary, thought it was analphabet but ended up with illiterate)

i wish that i can rewind/forward time at will

(I changed my username. But yeah... it's not appearing in my posts. How weird!)

Your wish is granted. However, you age however much you forward/rewind time.

I wish the Earth would blow up.

Granted, it blew up to a gigantic size.


Sun sucks us in, thanks for the much more painful death in comparison to a normal boom we're dead kinda thing.


I wish I had/HAVE a better job.

(in this case you would say "I wish I could have...")

You're cleaning old French toilets. (of course, I don't know what kind of job you had before, but this is the worst I can think of...)

I wish I was a Jedi Knight.

Well I can call you Sui from now on,just like you call me Lion-cub,how cute!*Hugs Sui-Kun*

Gettig back on topic,you become a Jedi Knight,get sent on a dangerous mission,get captured and are forced to wait in a jail cell until someone comes to save you.

I wish my forum had 200 members.

Granted. You now have 200 members on your forum, but they're all spammers and flamers and idiots. They're wrecking the place!

I wish I could play Rock Band whenever I want.

Granted,but your console blows up and now you have to spend the next 10 days looking up a new TV to play it.

But then I can't play it whenever I want. I thought you're supposed to corrupt the wish, not grant it then take it away. Also, you didn't wish for anything.

I wish the IB program wasn't so much work.

(IB?? you do international baccaulaureate? :O!
i just wondered how that line is, because i have to chose either to have it next year or not :X but hearing that it is so much work...)

granted, you fail on all your exams and get kicked out of your school >=D

i wish that i have eternal wisdom

Granted. You now know everything there is to know in the world. Even the things you really, REALLY don't want to know.

(@pumpkin: oh, yeah, about IB, it really isn't all that hard until senior year. It really was pretty easy until now. There's a lot of work this year, because of all of the major assignments for IB that are due, plus the actual schoolwork for your teachers... it's crazy.)

i wish people wouldnt forget their wishes

Granted.But Canti is too much of a hippocrite and encourages everyone else to forget their wishes again.

I wish I was an admin of IGN.com

:gsseatdrop:
(I got caught up in the IB explaination # )

Granted. You now have countless IGN members pestering you for inside info on their favorite upcoming games. Your e-mail inbox is full already!

I wish I didn't have a cold.

Granted. You are now immune to colds. However, you are abducted by the government for research involving the cure to the common cold, and spend the rest of your life as a lab experiment.


I wish I could have free pizza.

Granted.But the chef is the worst chef in the Cafe so you get food poisining.

I wish you could make babies a different way.

hmm..........




granted. your future babies are coming out of your (no, not yor wife) armpits.

i wish my that my computer is faster

Granted. A jet engine has been strapped to your computer, and it'll pretty much be in orbit around the planet by the time you finish reading this.

I wish money grew on trees.

Granted, but the money is lethally poisonous.

I wish people weren't emo.

Granted.But instead people have turned bisexual and now both boys and girls now are in love with you.

granted. your never existing wish vanished along with your own existence

i wish that humans could travel to other universes with no problem already (alien contact, ooooooooooooh)

Granted.But yet all the planets you can visit are full of creatures that like to kill people.

I wish Mario Galaxy had 'proper' multiplayer.

Granted but... you'll never find anyone to play it with.

I wish I had Golden Sun 3.

Granted. Unfortunately it's 2076 by this time, and you're too old to be interested in anything but oatmeal and warm socks.

I wish life was easy.

granted, but your life turns out being too simple. you get bored of it and commit suicide

i wish people would stop commiting suicide

Granted.But due to the reduction of suicides,highschool and college tests become twice as long and hard.

i thought my wish of people to stop forgetting there wishes came true?


i wish there was something to do on this forum

Granted, but the forum closes tomorrow.

I wish i knew calculus better.

Granted, but upon learning everything there is to know about Calculus, we create a new math system, combining metric and physics. Also, no one will hire you.

I wish humans had a cool sixth sense.

Now we can see the dead. We can't go anywhere without knowing that we're being watched bathing, peeing, and doing other private stuff.

I wish the universe imploded on itself.

granted, but in order for you to acknowledge that this wish came true for you, you remain the only thing left alive in existence


I wish that this wish could not be corrupted.