Okay Alex what an idiot. He just uses everyone to get what he wants the golden sun. He thinks he is cool but he is not!!!!! The only cool character is Agatio, granted he is weak but he looks like a giant stone golem. Saturos is equally as cool but he dies too easily. Alex trys to steal piers' boat what was he goin to do with it any way sail back to vale where everyone hates him. God i hate him you should have to fight him in golden sun 3. :angry:

Watch your language. And yes. I think Alex should be the main antagonist of GS III.

Well, Alex can be a jerk, but every RPG must have an evil bishounen. So I guess he's it. I think Saturos is mega-cool! Go him! ^_^

Huh...interesting...that was one of the longest posts I've seen in these forums that I entirely disagree with. I say, Agatio sucks, Alex is awesome, doubly since he was smart enough to simply make the others do the dirty work....But I'm sure he will be doing a lot more in the next game since he no longer has anyone to rely on. It's a shame he didn't take advantage of his awesome power in the first game...oh well.

One thing that surprised me is that you don't get to fight Alex. I hate Agatio. He smells. ALEX RULES!!!! GO EVIL BISHOUNEN!!! ^_^

-_- Simply I have to agree with mister Max! ALEX is the best person in the game and the rest of them are ok. I just wish Peirs could do the stuff Alex can do.

Haha well well! Welcome to the forums, Cloud. Glad we both got onto a good start by agreeing with each other on something. Please, enjoy your stay, and post often. You may just grow attached to some of these people.

LOL what's that supposed to mean Max?

What's what supposed to mean? I was just welcoming the new member. And it's another person who can be agreeable. Anyone who agrees with me means they are probably on my side, and not on Marlin's. Cuz Marlin is my arch-enemy for some reason...kinda like Batman and the Joker.

You hate him that much? He's not that bad.....kinda like the forum guard.
You, on the other hand......

Nah, I really don't hate him. I'm just kiddin...but if one of us were batman and the other were joker, I'd say Marlin is batman, saving the forum from evil posts.

And I'd be the distressed civilian on the sidewalk shouting for help.

Cry out all you like, but Marlinman will never save you. I'm stealing your money now. Haha.

Then Silver (Batgirl) will fly down from above and deliver her chaos upon your silly posts.

Batgirl? Uhoh...I had forgotten about her...blast!

Heh..... yeah! I am Batgirl, saving the day from needless sanity!! :D

Exactly. Now all we need are the Mad-Hatter, the Doormouse, and that rabbit fellow and we'll be all set for craziness.

Heehee... wait, where'e the Penguin guy? *sob*

I forgot about him.....
Penguin jumps out of the window and grabs innocent civilian and run's off cackling.

PENGUIN!!!!!!! Heh.... when I'm plder I'm gonna get a plane, line up every penguin in the world, then drive over the top of them and watch them all fall over.... :D YAY!!!! :D

So that's your goal in life then? The unusual treatment of penguins? Well, all I gotta say is...can I come too?

Yup! This is not something you wanna miss. :D

It sounds like it must be the experience of a lifetime...

Hahahahahaha..... sorry, I was just imagining Elrond sitting there, saying 'It sounds like it must be the experience of a lifetime'.... ^_^

I think it's even funnier to imagine Elrond actually dreaming about penguins...Know what? Elrond should have used his Matrix moves on Sauron and all them. He was cool as Agent Smith.

Mr. Anderson how nice of you to join us...

Heh..... yeah. I should do a rewrite of the Council.... ^_^

A rewrite of which council...

The council of Elrond. When Frodo presented the Ring, Elrond shoulda been like "Mr. Baggins! How nice of you to join us..." and then do that brainwashing thing he did to Morpheus. Instead of wanting the Zion codes, he would want the ring.

Why would he need to brain wash frodo? At the beginning Frodo doesn't want anything to do with the ring. And doesn't Elrond want to destroy it? Or did i miss something?

Okay. Some rewrites I've been doing:


THE REAL COUNCIL OF ELROND.




Elrond: Greetings, to all of you……..


(Aragorn walks in)


Elrond: Mr. Anderson, how nice of you to join us.


Aragorn: Uh. Was that in the script? *takes out script and looks through it*


Director: Damnit Elrond! Stop adding your own lines!


Elrond: Sorry. I couldn’t resist that one.


Director: Okay! Take Two!


(Take Two)


Elrond: Greetings, to all of you……..


(Aragorn walks in, but drops his sword)


Aragorn: Ooops. Be with you in a second folks!


Elrond: And the fate of Middle Earth rests in the hands of a man who can’t even hold a sword. We are well and truly screwed.


Aragorn: Oh really? And you can fight better?


Elrond: Sure! Watch this! *jumps and kicks Aragorn in the face, Matrix style*


Aragorn: Aaaaagggggg………..


Director: CUT!!!!! Elrond, for the last time, DON’T screw up my scenes!!!


(Take Three)


Aragorn: So…… can I marry Arwen?


Elrond: No. Go away.


Aragorn: Aw, come on! Why not?


Elrond: Because I say so!


Aragorn: Please?


Elrond: Hyaaa!! *Matrix kick*


Director: Elrond, this is NOT the Matrix, stop doing that!!!!


Elrond: Heh…..I’m so cool.


Director: Gah….. Take Four, people.


(Take Four)


Frodo: I will take the Ring to my certain doom….. *angsty hobbit eyes* No one understands me.


Fangirls: WE LOVE YOU FRODO!!!!!


Director: Oh, for the love of god……


(Take Five)


Aragorn: *laughing*


Elrond: Aragorn!!! I was in the middle of my big doom speech!!! What’s so funny?!


Aragorn: Dude…… I don’t think letting Arwen braid your hair was such a good move.


Elrond: …………………….I hate you so much…………………..


Director: *banging head against wall*


(Take Six)


Legolas: He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance.


Boromir: *sarcasm* Yeah, and I’m the Wizard of Oz.


Director: CUT!! What is WRONG with you people??!!


(Take Seven)


Sam: Hey! Mr Frodo’s not going anywhere without me!


Elrond: Oh, for the love of….. What part of ‘Secrete Council’ do you NOT get?!


Legolas: Oh, let him come. We are going to need a meat shield-uh, I mean, faithful follower who’s completely useless.


Aragorn: Legolas. Why would we need a meat shield?


Legolas: *shifty eyes* Oh…… no reason.


Director: Legolas, if you try to take over Middle Earth, I’ll never forgive you.


(Take Eight)


Elrond: Nine companions….. to enter the Matrix.


All: *sweatdrop*


Director: Elrond. If make just one more, just ONE more Matrix reference, I will kill you.


(Take Nine)


Aragorn: You have my sword.


Legolas: And my bow.


Gimli: And my axe.


Gandalf: And my staff.


Boromir: And my shield.


Pippin: And my chicken.


Sam: And my spade.


Merry: And my pie.

Frodo: *collapses*


Aragorn: Uh……. Medic?


Director: AAAAHHHHH!!!!!


Legolas: Dude, why are you stabbing yourself with a pen?


(Take Ten)


Director: Okay, FIRSTLY. If ANYONE tries to screw up this scene, then I will not be responsible for my actions! And Elrond?


Elrond: Yes?


Director: Do. Not. Even. Think. About. The. Matrix.


Elrond: Yessir!


Director: Great! Now all you worthless @$$holes get out there!!!! Move it, you %*%!!!


Cameraman: Um, sir? Cameras’ running………………


Director: ……………………Oh crap.


Elrond: Sounds like a glitch in the Matrix!


Director: ……………………………..Die……………………..


(Take Eleven)



Galadriel: But the Ring survived……


Elrond: Sounds like a glitch in the Matrix!


Director: You gonna die, Elfy boy!


Elrond: *flies off*


Galadriel: I try telling him he’s not Neo, but does he listen? No, Elrond always knows best, doesn’t he? *sarcasm*


Elrond: Hey, I’m Super Ma-*SPLAT*


Legolas: Dude, you might have guessed, but you just hit a wall.


Elrond: No. Have I now. Never would’ve guessed.


Aragorn: Can we get a medic over here?

Thats the longest post ever.

^_^ I like it, you gonna do more some day!

LOL that was hilarious...You're good at that, Silver...

It was pretty funny. Good work.

that was awsom ^_^

I be honoured! ^_^ I'll post more up later..... they're fun to do.