I do NOT ride an ostrich or any other of those "strange" creatures that most villinous Pirates will never see.
Of course, I wasn't at sea long enough to come up with good port-side Giant Squid tales of lore that the other guppies would drink to.
We and the other Lubbers coulnd't wait for the next bit of dirt to leave your glorious floating bug barges.
Now you come back for your precious, which you failed to hold when we dared a dry-land mutiny. You think now your sea legs won't falter on the land you scorn. You think your star charted brains can fathom the challenge that awaits under the canopy of trees.
BAH!! We will push thee muddy rags back through the surf so that you may at least arrive on your vessels clean and refreshed.
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