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Title: The Pirates shall prevail
Description: For we have the power of God with us!


Meph - July 14, 2005 07:52 PM (GMT)
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Ghar!

vic - July 14, 2005 09:29 PM (GMT)
Your nuns shall be trampled underfoot for they cannot run away fast enough. All pirates will be exterminated. Yes, even the nuns.


Vic

JoeG254 - July 14, 2005 09:35 PM (GMT)
Oh come on do you have to stoop to that level

Brimstone - July 15, 2005 02:39 AM (GMT)
been up watching infomershals again havent you meph

easix6 - July 15, 2005 02:59 AM (GMT)
LMFAO!!! Oh that's good! I love the crossed cutlasses in the background with the Martini in the middle...

You'll need more than a smelly old virgin to save you though... ;)

Regards,

Six

amhildreth - July 20, 2005 12:51 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (easix6 @ Jul 14 2005, 09:59 PM)
You'll need more than a smelly old virgin to save you though... ;)

but that's pretty much the consist of their entire crew!

Brimstone - July 20, 2005 01:07 PM (GMT)
that was low, andy, real low

easix6 - July 20, 2005 01:22 PM (GMT)
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You'll need more than a smelly old virgin to save you though... 




but that's pretty much the consist of their entire crew!


<high five>

<<Napoleon Dinamo-esqe undulating dance with my wild hair flopping about>>

"YES! YES~YES~YES~YES!!!"

<<<smaking of the arse>>>

Regards,

Six

davidmoore714 - July 20, 2005 01:51 PM (GMT)
You guys take this thing pretty seriously, huh?!

Meph - July 20, 2005 03:54 PM (GMT)
Oh you poke fun at the Pirate Penquin now. But just remember.


She will be taking decades of emotional and sexual supression out on you guys! SO HA!

zerlina - July 21, 2005 12:52 AM (GMT)
Hey Andy,

Smelly, maybe after a day of shooting colonists

Old, well, not as old as you

And Virgin...well, what do you think?


And besides, there are no Jewish nuns!

puffin - July 21, 2005 04:51 AM (GMT)
Not for lack of trying.

"Jewish actresses become wild Catholic nuns - in musical
Three Jewish women will dress up as Catholic nuns for awhile, as part of the five-member cast of "Sister Amnesia's Country Western Nunsense Jamboree" featured at the Phoenix Theatre."

lexiones - July 21, 2005 07:34 AM (GMT)
user posted image more pirate images daily.

JoeG254 - July 21, 2005 09:00 PM (GMT)
Do we have to pick on the Catholic church :(

Pyrate Jim - July 21, 2005 09:46 PM (GMT)
We're open-minded here. You can poke fun at any religion.
(except mine! For then I would have to smite you )

Andy is just jealous because I have Xerlina on our team.
Don't go projecting your own god-fearing, asexual values on a band of pirates, Mr. Governor. It was the Colonials who were the Puritans, with laws banning fornication except under strict circumstances.
Pirates know the pleasure of a good bacchanalia, only we call it "Shore Leave".

We're on course with our topsails set and will be ashore before the next full moon.

You know what we come for, Mr Governor. It calls to us.

JoeG254 - July 21, 2005 09:49 PM (GMT)
Yeah that was low blow Andy made. I'll keep my beliefs to myself for now though.

puffin - July 22, 2005 12:26 AM (GMT)
"You know what we come for, Mr Governor. It calls to us."

A good smacking?

easix6 - July 22, 2005 01:32 AM (GMT)
Joe, is this better???

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A newborn Pirate!!!

AAARRRGGGGHHHH!

Regards,

Six

JoeG254 - July 22, 2005 02:04 AM (GMT)
I don't know what to think, thats pretty funny I just hope thats just an insult to bin laden and pirates not Islam. Although I don't think thatyou're insulting Muslims.

Pyrate Jim - July 22, 2005 10:56 AM (GMT)
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Sheazer - July 24, 2005 04:05 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Pyrate Jim @ Jul 22 2005, 05:56 AM)
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As, the secret weapon revealed!

TrojanMan - July 25, 2005 01:53 PM (GMT)
:lol: :lol: :lol:

So here we go - I'm sitting in the office listening to the radio and perusing some internet pages. The minute I pop up this thread, Fatboy Slim's "Rockafella Skank" comes on the radio. Not a great song, but the tempo was spot-on and it just happened to match up perfectly with the baby's movements. The results were hilarious.

So let me get this straight... As colonists, we have "asexual values" and think fornication is OK "under certain circumstances". I'm confused. If we're asexual, why would we need to fornicate? Even under certain circumstances?

This must be one of those pirate mind-tricks that attempts to confuse us with jibberish.

Meph - July 26, 2005 02:42 AM (GMT)
That dancin baby can go with the dancin pirate in my new signature!




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