As i look beyond the great wall
I saw a lone semi player , loading paint balls

i waved hello , but he didnt care
he just put 50 paintballs in the air..

again i looked out from that wall
The semi player was moving, in a slow crawl
i waved yet again, he looked so small..
then i let fly, one ball is all


down below , the ball did go
he tried to duck, i dont know why
my shot was true, straight it did fly

he zigged, he zagged
to no avail
i could almost see him, go very pale

Then it hit, oh what a sight
he let out a shreek
it sounded like fright

I waved once more
this time good-By
im sure in a while
hell give it another try

but one thing is sure
stock players are not freaks..

so i bid you farewell
with honor from
a "pump geek"

:D

*applause* B) :lol: -_-

That was beautiful Maverick -_-




ENCORE!!!!!!!!!!

ENCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-_- -_- -_-

:vangry: <-- Ok this guys wasn't exactly apropriate but he was so cute I wanted to use him :)

Time is short, the day is growing near
the roll call is done, were all here
Pumplayers world wide, are preparing their gear

well have old guys and young guys
and characters well known
from writers to fighters
even some knomes, and a mean grenadier

well have pirates and Tygers
court jesters too
nights in shining armor,
no swords at their sides
instead theyll have paint, on co2 itll ride

pump players with honor
against semi toting ghouls
and some with great doubts
are we all fools?

the guys and gals playing
all with one thought
to stop the great seige
with honor we will have fought

when you look through the crowd
itll be a literal Zoo
for all who missed it
a thought will go through
simple enough
"i should have been there too"


To Arms is the call
to defend our small group
win loose or draw
well knock em for a loop!

So hear me my friends
for the day grows near
history will be made
Pump play is still here!

:D

(wipes tear from eye)

"That's beutiful man." :D

Hey look. Here is what those semi players will be looking like after they encounter us. :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

I hope they can find their way to the dead box like that :D

those are sweet! very inspiring!! -_-

We have a warrior-bard as well as a Pirate, One armed Grenadier and etc. B)

And he does it again!!!!!!!!!!

-_- -_- -_-

The first wave arrives
so many so fast,
we wait for the shot
our ammo must last.

The lift of one arm
and the battle begins,
they drop one by one
the spectacle is grim.

Our losses are many
but the battle was won,
as the brotherhood of pump
stands tall one by one.



Not as good as Mav's but here it is. :ph43r:

*More applause* -_-

great job Blitz.. -_- , much better form than my ramblings (i use "poetic license" almost criminally :D)

im a loousey poet but it will be a good time fighting at ur side to all of you

Thanks Mav, I still think yours tell a better story though

Hehe, we each have our own talents in required measure.
For instance, wait to you see how poorly I shoot. :wacko:

you should make a banner with that written on it and we can hang it on the castle door so the semi players have something to read while trying in vain to get in

Ladymarshal was a stockplayer
that tarried at EMR

she came with other stockers
to defend the Keep so fair
the PGP she held of brass glistening
in the sunlight which also shone
upon the banners flailing

the castle walls around her
scored with the welts of past attacks
mocking her taunting her
she stands a pillar in the winds of wrath
In neoprene armoured

swift the darkness decends upon us this day
strong in spirit - the warriors they stand
defending more than just this castle
but Honor and goodness throughout the land

in the black of it all enveloped
we shine as bright as the moon
and over all the lands
they shall sing our praises

and for this we shall never be forgotten
for we are the spirit that will never rest
the mountain unmoving against this dark wind
that comes as a carress to my cheek.

for my heart is light
for regardless of who is the victor
I shall have left the field
with my head held high

marveling at this task we have undertaken
and basking in the glory of the warriors
who have come from all over the world
to stand at our side.

Im proud to be a stock player.
look at the brothers In arms who have come to the call

fellows we have ALREADY won.

B)