Hi guys many of you know me as CanadianChris of Blues Crew.

In this instace I am the bringer of death to all that stand in our way. Unfortunately you guys stand in my way of a new record at castle. Now that I have taunted you guys.. Lets really get things stired up on the main boards. Blue really needs a good turn out to compensate for all the extra repairs He did for shattner. So lets really pump this game.

CanadianChris

P.S. SEMI'S RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pow:

Y'know, I think you're the first semi player who's attacking to actually post a response. I bounce around a dozen different boards and nobody resonds to the taunts of the defenders.
I think Blue is ashamed to announce the number of attackers. I haven't even heard of the name of their General. Assuming they have one and don't just drop it in the lap of a kid with no clue of what he's up against.

Record time < my twinkies. We're gonna fire up a grill and cook dogs for the bunch of you right in the middle of the Castle during the game. We'll be playing some mah-jong to alleviate the boredom between picking off the few who have the intestinal fortitude to actually show their face.

I'll have my Battle Flag hanging from the walls and I expect it will be big enough for ya'll to hit. It'll probably take more hits by itself than all the defenders combined. Of course, semi players can't resist a stationary target-why waste an opportunity to use a few hundred balls on the way in.

Mayhap we stand in your way there Chris, but we're hard as a rock, so please don't hurt yourself when you run into us. :evil:


(that's a taunt, not a flame...Don't take it serious)

Well I can Tell you the General is none other than Colin (all around Jerk) from Pub Crawling. if anybody can rally his Troops it's him (besides if you don't let us in he won't put you on the list for their party! and you will have to stand on the other side of the porch and drink by yourself. :-PpPpPpPpP :unsure:

Personally, I think all you attackers should start working on your siege implements...

Maybe you could build a large wooden badger??


-Wycke

Canuck Chris - you following me?......... :unsure:

I've already figured out how to fix alot of attackers - offer a free gun inspection at Gunslinger's for the semi players and drop quarters in their hoppers :P The guns will work great and they get a free quarter :D

we need to start an "expand PubCrawlin's porch" fund so they can wrap it around both sides of the cabins

You know, while I appreciate a good challenge, I find something very odd about this.

What about Joint Fury? I haven't seen or heard a peep about them, did they just realize how futile it is to attack us? Are they even going to show up, or will we hoist a white flag for them in their honor?

It's nice to know that somebody FINALLY decided to attack, I was afraid we scared them all off. We were getting bored with all the one-way smack talk going on.

-Hans

Well crash you know us Canukistanis we just don't go away (were stupid that way)

Please let me take my gun to gunslingers beacuse that quater = more paint for my semi to waste as I over shoot because the trigger is so light. I just can't help it. As for Joint Furry I have no doubt in my mind that they will be right beside me as we enter your walls and start flirting with your women...

CanadianChris

heh, if you got that far, it was because they lured you in... then theyd gog ya.. :D

poo-poo on Colin and his newfangled semiautonopumpityourself contraptional whizbang thingy! Once you have all been gogged, wasted all of your money on paint, and been sent home cying to your mommas with no eliminations to show for your meager efforts, I'll have enough Genesee products and Guinness stouts for us to have our own winners' party! Bwa-Ha-Ha!!!! Maybe afterwards, we could stop by the party and see how it's going...y'know...just to show we're good sports :P

Waaiitt a minute...
The Pub Crawlers running the attackers? :wacko:

Well, that's one step above handing the role to a newbie.

As far as drinking on my own side of the porch...Sorry to dissappoint you, but I'll be drinking on the porch of the WINNING team further up the line.
(second to last on the right)

I can't wait for that dreaded sound comming from the defenders "HAMSTERS IN THE WALLS.... OHHHHHHH MYYYYYY GOD THERE's HAMSTERS IN THE WALLS!!!!!

I'll bring my bullhorn so you'll be able to hear it from your designated location, in the dead zone... :lol:

we need a bullhorn.. bring it :D

If I hear the call of HAMSTERS IN THE WALL I will hold my head hi and feel very sorry for you!!!!!! Because I will know it is all over for you at that point..... :unsure:

Snakes live in walls, and consider hamsters a favorite prey.

Getting into the walls will be the easy part for you guys. Once you're in...You're ours.

Chris, what happened to you man? Your giving us pump playing Canadians a bad name! And watch yourself buddy pump playing women are notorious for hiding pgp's in the most unlikely places :)