First off it will be pain-ball re-education and yes i left out the "t" on purpose... :bang:
second-i got like a closet full of $hit for you when you get back! :)
and thirdly-most important and best gift is that you just hurry the eff up and get back brotato!
and we got something heading out to you on thur morning so get ready to have some decent "kill time" stuff!
Oh and check this stuff out. We went to a scenario on sat that was frickin crazy as all get out. I had soo much fun. It was me, matty, terd, and bzip; and we ganged up with TB on the "orphan brigade"
Here's a map you can refer to and these stories will make more sense:

We pre-inserted away from our main base (around Quadrant T5), and off the bat we were tasked with engaging an initial enemy insertion behind the lines. the bad guys had a group that was inserted on our half of the field and atacked us off the get go. we soon were in heavy fire but managed to whittle down the enemy until there was just a few left who fought fiercely. Before we could mop things up, a group of about 50 of our guys come walking in a str8 line and hose the $hit out of the rest of the badguys.
Orphan Brigade was then tasked with holding the Tank Depot (N6)for twenty minutes (tank depot is like mid field). We get there and see that we have mad troops all over the area. in huge sweeping perimeter we have a hold of the depot. Then, one by one, our perimeter starts walking off the field. A HUGE force of bad guys is bearing down from the south and east on the depot. we hunker down and get to a point where we were all hunkering down behind the tank and a lil fort across the street. i was getting the piss shot out of me, but kept getting helped by the medic (SupaDan). From a force of about 50 or 60 people only a hnadful remaind at the end but we held the depot for the time, got the points and got the hell out of there as it had become a major hotzone. So we hightailed it back to Koto Ri (R8). I'm out of air and so Terd and I go back to the staging area to re-up and chill for a minute.
As we're coming back on the field we hear over the walkie talkie's that Matty is part of a small contingent of players who are isolated at this tiny bunker in the R5 quadrant. Matty's in a badway and calls that he's "getting pinched hard. Terd and I arrive with BZip coming from a re-insertion and we arrive just in time to see matty get bunkered. We group up with the isolated contingent and a few more and start pushing south. We take fire from the South and see that the badguys have occupied a sting of bunkers leading to Hill 107(M3). We fight our way thru these bunkers and eventually reach the base of Hill 107. Matty's back from reinsertion by this point but we lose BZip in the process. We're taking heavy fire from the hill and eventually a tank rolls in and give's us some much needed help. The problem is that half our crew of about 15 get eliminated for being "too close to the tank" We clear the hill with about 8people left. at this point we hear one of these 7 is an XO charged with taking and holding Hill 155(A04) for 20 minutes. we also have a medic, Terd, Me, Matty, and two other guys (one from the pump team Spartans). From Hill 107 we head out due east across the N-30 road towards past OSAN (K4) and towards hill 423 (I3) we make it there with lite resistance and leapfrog from UNGNAM to this bunker (D3) and then eventually to Hill 155. But with no ref to acknowledge our mission card we couldn't start the 20 min countdown timer. We're deep behind enemy lines cutoff from all others (BZip tried to reinforce but couldn't get across (N-30)after some time Terd and I double back to find a ref, we find one and then by the time we get back another ref has already started the timer. We hold with lil incident for about 15 minutes and then start getting sporadic loners attacking us, this draws the attention of some guys. We succeed in holding the hill but got eliminated a minute or two afterwards.
The rest of the day was kinda chill and engage where we wanted. doing some fighting in KOTO-RI and just chillin.
Good times and i hope you enjoyed this write-up as i mentioned it will make more sense if you can read the map :)
peace homie!