From the folks who brought you the revered classic fun book franchise Where's Waldo, now presenting a prototype for their new web-based Waldo spin off. Where's CHRISSSS?

See if you can spot the fabled Kidding Chris bionic vapour boy.







Michael Cera's penis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n3ySNTJLGk

im glad he finally cleared that up. that song is so technical i couldn't figure it out.

\m/ stan Lee \m/

i LOVE you so much man.

remember that chicken-man-boy thingy in Twilight Princess? What the fuck was the deal with that thing?

i cant stop partying partying

i gotta have patron i gotta have the B.

I'm trying to think of alcoholic beverages that start with B. I guess Bacardi and "bub" would be the only things a gangster rapper would drink. although I still don't even know what the fuck "bub" refers to. And Bacardi, while cheap, isn't very gangsta.

Belgian Breeze (river horse)
Bear republic
big black imperial

"Being a vegetarian, and being in a hypothetical scenario where only animal’s products are available for sustenance, eating them wouldn’t make me a hypocrite against my routine dietary practices, it’s necessity"
-Nilworth McBowianstein

"routine dietary practices" should be the name of an ossein cover band

what do you guys think of sonic 4? i got it for my ipod, beat the first level, been chillin' on it ever since, overall, i like it.

waitin for the xbox version. comes out tommorow.

Dietary Geopolitical Vegan tea cookies bake by Nilly Boney. (sadly will never see a US release date)

what is mikey having the camera focus on in your sig? and are they planning on releasing the live footage on a dvd? seems like there's high quality shit all over the place

That would be his penis.

And i have no idea if anythings coming on DVD, they do have alot of great pro shot footage though. they really should.

The Ooccoo? yeah really creepy little guy

i love how this thread totally died as soon as the mention of mike pattons penis.

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XODc5ODU4MDg=.html

this was posted on Metal Inquisitor earlier this month, it's so funny, like a really weird check it out! sketch guestarring Fenriz from Darkthrone, but without steve brule

also, when it's done, click "reload" until youku shows you the awesome japanese KFC commercial

ya lookin fer chrisss?

bahahah how much primitive can you get?
what an awkward interview. I dont think either of them really knew what was going on.

at least he admits the music he is into is boring

he doesn't even seem like a lame guy, even when hes describing how lame he can be with the band, or the excusable lame shit hes into. the interview is just awkward, like neither of them knew that it was gonna happen, so they just end up standing uncomfortably in the same spot the whole time drinking beers and, ultimately, rambling incoherently at points. It basically looks like he's having a party and no one but the guy with the mic showed up, and they don't really know what to talk about.

Tell me, Fenriz, what is important to you in your life.

germans just have a funny way of saying things

these drunken metal guys sure say the darnedest things

you guys i found chris

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdEBu7ODVk8...player_embedded

if that was Chris, they would have mentioned his producer/animator role in the classic AMVs, Cowboy Bebop - "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" and Akira - "Bawitabadabangdabangdiggy"

if that was really Chris, they would have mentioned his producer/animator role in the classic AMVs, Cowboy Bebop - "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" and Akira - "Bawitabadabangdabangdiggy"

does anybody have/have links to heavy rocks 2 or attention please? tryin to find these nigs all ova the mofuckin place

edit: nvrmind, let's all thank RYAN'S ROCK SHOW for a penetratingly detailed rock reporting job well done

http://www.ryansrockshow.com/php2/news/37-...yed-to-may.html

how fucked up were you.

they should totally re-issue Heavy Rocks and Flood. Ive been a Boris fan for about roughly 4 years and i NEVER saw either of those albums in any store at all.

I am Mortiis as Ethereality is Emperor. I left the band to do some silly ambient music and call it black metal, and once I finally figure out how to make real music i make a few semi-ok industrial albums.

I just thought that would be funny to say......

I like to think of you more as the jason newsted: rick couldn't come to terms with you wanting to do side projects (osaka, opal sativa, cranford chris), asked you to leave so you can focus on a project that will ultimately probably go nowhere (::__xxx__:: or whatever it's called) and then join Voivod (studio only, of course), while Ethereality goes on to record what will ultimately become their "St. Anger"

either way edednal, it looks like you and everyone you know is fucked.

Also you guys its been like 3 years since I've listened to as much boris as I have in the past few days. Which sucks since otherwise I wouldn't have been like expecting these new albums that are now delayed. Either way, they're always a good return-to band. Like i can recharge the boris after i get bored.

did you see these though matt?

http://pitchfork.com/news/42041-new-boris-riot-sugar/

http://pitchfork.com/news/41676-listen-boris-hope/

hell yeah yo them shits is CRAZY

I have a feeling Heavy Rocks is going to be the With Teeth or Painkiller of Boris' discography, while Attention Please is going to fall more into the Year Zero Remixed/Turbo Lover 12" Promo Single category.

I seriously think you're very talented.

http://furiousfanboys.com/2011/04/oops-fbi...l-ufo-incident/

thats some good shit. give it a few more years, more and more will be disclosed. They want to reveal everything slowly and subtly.

it'll take the edge off a bit when it finally becomes clear to us that aliens have long since infiltrated our planet's most elite social classes and have been ruling us all for some time.

I wish I knew conclusively what the government(s) knows about aliens.

speaking of aliens, if i could choose one movie that's never going to get a sequel, to get a sequel, it would definitely be signs. imagine modern-racist mel, "i'm still here" jp, scream 4 era macauly culkin's brother (looks like a mixture of troy and gordy), and the little girl, who for all i know is hot now. not to mention airbender/happening era shamalam. i think it would be a goof and a spoof on the magnitude of TCOM/Opal Sativa/nilebowie.com

this may be quite possibly my favorite post you have ever made. so many things come to mind.

first of all, picture the movie Signs. but with "im still here" JP, high as hell, and just lethargically making his way through the plot of the movie.

"Aliens are here."
"Oh no way."

That's so good I think we should make a spoof out of just that. Or even edit the 2 movies together. That would be brill.

Abigail Breslin, the little girl is now 15 but totally hot. She's gonna knock niggas on their dicks in a few years. She gonna make me cum silly string

BOOM!

Brilliant. We could incorporate some of mel's rants too, maybe even his mugshot.



Also: I present to you all, "Saddam" Mel

is the 2nd one real!?

funny way of answering your question:

http://www.cracked.com/article_19210_7-ins...s-tv-shows.html

good article overall. ever since i started using digg i've come to have a serious dislike for articles following the "The (number) ______ of all time" lists, but this was a really good one. also, if you spend around 15 minutes spamming the play/pause button on the apocalypto trailer, you'll get a freeze frame of that image. no shit.