Scott's apartment reminded me of the Weezer song "In the Garage" off the Blue Album.

not Bayonne Scott. Scrent Scott.

we mutha fuckin legos. we 2 interconneccted blocks

best Leon line ever. Leon is the Virgil to my Dante.

ejacalate
(I brings a ruckus)

I like this. yeah, yeah, ynow what, i like where this is going.


Next time a man call you a fuckin fa.ggot, you get in that ass, Larry. Know what I mean? You get in that ass, Larry. That's what the fuck you do. You let that man slide today. You got to immediately get in somebody ass when that happen to you. You pull they asshole open, step into they asshole, close the door behind you. You get a spray paint can right? 'Larry Was Here'. You spray paint 'Larry Was Here', 'Wash Me', all that kinda shit. Fuck his whole asshole up. Eat some Snickers bars, throw the paper on the floor, read a newspaper, ball the paper up, the newspaper, and throw it on the floor. Fuck his whole asshole up, you know what im sayin? Then you open that asshole one more time. Open it again! Open that asshole again! UGH! Step out his ass, and leave that muthafucka wide open so he know you been there.

i literaelly heard him while i read that.

bloopers

Matt, when were you in Scott's apartment?

Failed post-Nokia Theatre hangout. Accompanied by Nils Bowwood and Marino Bonito.

oh shit i didnt even know you were there. yeah if you guys waited like 30 more minutes i wouldve been there. and we wouldve gotten krunked. but i wasnt there and it was probably awkward.

guys....... are your eyes open? cant you see that Barack Obama bombed pearl harbor?

how bored are you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZzrfLRmjlM

larry's the fuckin man. even on the worst show in the world he still manages to be the man.

i would skull fuck hannah montana so hard she'd have my nuts as her eyes.

baa misfit

let's get back on topic.



"By the way, your cunt's in the sink!"

"I like that guy... he's crazy."

ejackalate

Anyone see Bored to Death last night?
What a weird show... It's really not that good. Feels just a bit corny for HBO.

Eastbound and Down is getting extremely weird as well. But in a good way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV-rsl-POlI&feature=related


the end of this video is manson material city

what the fuck is wrong with that guy?

I'm watching the Downward Spiral Live at Webster Hall on YouTube right now, it's actually really awesome. It's really funny, when the beginning loop of "Heresy" starts playing (Track 3 off the album) you hear some kid go "OH MY GAWD! IS HE PLAYING THE WHOLE ALLLLBUM?"

im listening to The Offspring- Splinter right now. Okay now, the only good song is Da Hui. "Hit that" is kind of cute."The Noose" is eh. "Lightning Rod" sounds like a shitty maiden song. "Worst Hang over ever" is the shitty sequel to "Why dont you get a job". The intro "Neocon" is funny as hell, its like Blackwood meets Manowar. Dexter actually reminds me of Alex Knight on this track. "Race Against myself" just sounds plain useless. Every other song sounds like forced filler tracks. And finally the album picks up at the 11th track. Da Hui is the shit for some reason. Then after that your thinking "ok one more song, maybe theres hope." Then it ends up being this old 1930's recording of "when our in prison" as an extremely unfunny joke. Honestly what were they going for with this album?


heres Dexter gettin jiggy widdit.



and heres Dexter at the Nanny Mcphee movie premiere .

i realized the funniest thing abouit that short film Nile was in. Niles first line is, "No im actually french," when the girl asks if he is american.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_%28Angel...rwaves_album%29

Tom Delonge is such a joke. Read the "Sound" section of that wiki article, tell me it doesn't sound like a couple different people we know. ridiculous.

also, I think I''m ok with saying I like Enema of the State again. that album kinda rips. "Anthem" is my nigga. I'm downloading the "Urethra Chronicles" documentary on blink right now. Should be good to get high to.

i love Tom delonge. He's like a dumb teenager who decided to pull a Richie Blackwood halfway through his career. he makes me laugh

today I didn't have any weed, and even worse, I didn't have any rez for the scrapin'. However, my friend's keef tray was fully loaded. The problem was, I didn't know how to smoke it; there wasn't enough to just pack a bowl, and I didn't want to risk losing alll that keef to an unmeditated bowl kick. For a few minutes, I debated knifing it, but I'd never done it before, it sounds complicated, and plus it's just a dumb way to smoke. So instead, I put a bunch of keef in a j pape and wrapped it up into a little douchebag-looking baggie. I proceeded to teabag that baggie into my pipe and smoked it like that. Good call, overall.

wow talk about macguyver smoking. glad it worked

YOU GUYS! NEW BANGS VIDEO!!! I think he might have outdone everything he's ever done before in the first 30 seconds of this one, I might be entirely wrong, since "Movies" was genius and "Facebook" was perhaps the greatest thing to happen to music since Cher, but you guys, seriously.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_jm-_E_Bx4

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAmmm. youre the man for posting that. this is his best work yet. period.

Seriously this is the most ridiculous shit hes done yet

seriously. if you analyze this video frame by frame, it blows take u to the movies out of the water. actually, frame for frame, this might be the funniest thing i've ever seen.

favorite parts: crip eden backing up bangs on a sexy thru-body 5 string, the awkward middle-aged hispanic man sitting next to bangs during the choruses (including the cameo by Crip-Blood Krandall at 2:07), the creepy zoom shot of the unicorn legs at 3:33.

I also love how, due to the way its structured, the actual song and accompanying video is essentially a non sequitur follow up to what might be the most retarded story of all time (the chocolate present story). I also love that the main melody never resolves to be either major or minor--and, furthermore, while the bridge implies that it should be major, but the song ends on the root note of the relative minor.

wowo.

Yeah it's really great to dissect frame by frame, verse by verse. I especially like

1)how whatever ridiculous video they were watching just cuts off in the middle (possibly due to the fact that bang's music isn't paying the bills fully) and they don't seem to care

2)In a hushed tone - "you have to be very very quiet" (why?).... "YAYYYY!!!"

3)Bangs reads from the night before christmas

4)Notice the mysterious person lurking at 38 seconds

5)no fade in or instrumental buildup, but in the bangs fashion, the lyrics start up immediately

6)of course the people who obviously dont know what the fuck is going on (such as the above stated crip eden, and middle aged hispanic man), but also the reactions of people who I can only assume recognize bangs as the "superstar" he is, such as the girls who run into him on the street and, while laughing, proceed to take cell phone pictures of him, or the guy who hugs bangs at 2:25, who i think may also be wearing a mask.

7)the cutaway shots to bangs in a crowd, where in most cases the camera is completely blocked by people's backs.

8)3:54


but he didnt forget about you jews out there either!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/dmusic/media/samp...91840803&sr=1-1

also, nice point on the dynamic structure of the song matt. very nice very nice.

pfffffft!!! Crip Eden

I must concur, this is one of the funniest things ive seen in like mad long.

Whats up with the shots of the creepy ass Victorian looking dolls dancing.

And whats the deal with the shots of the kids sleeping and one of them twitching? (3:50)

yes... my friends you have only begun to unearth the epic mystery of this video...
Bangs knew exactly what he was doing. This is like the da vinchi code of hip hop. If you separate the video into 4 clips of all equal length, each clip will start off with a lyric that begins with a letter that altogether, the letters spell out TETRA. Then if you take the clips of the victorian dolls dancing, add those up, then reverse the sequence, you'll find the lyric 'HEDRON' to be spelled out. When these words combined, TETRAHEDRON actually is the key to the universe. Everything was on purpose. The small boy twitches at about 3:50, exactly the point in the video where your brain picks up on the Tetrahedral energy waves. From here on, you are able to ascend to the higher levels of the Wilcockian dimensia. It is only through that process, combined with the secret code that Bangs fans can crack the mystery of God, and understand the Christ consciousness. That is why the song has a double meaning, of being a Christmas tune.

I'm Dun Dorr.

http://twitter.com/#!/Bangs8

I wanna give big thanks 2 all of Use who listen to my Music & whats my vidoes on YT - thx 7:01 PM Dec 8th via web

I love da chicken. Need fry chicken flava of da popcorn for da shawtys. I no wat u like!
10:09 PM Sep 16th via Twitter for iPhone

yo macaulay culkin was in dat movie. i like movies. i like shawtys. i am bangs.
11:10 PM Aug 26th via web

no way.

wow. i looked for it and it's real.

# yo wen u cross da street to c ya shawty, make sure u look left and rite. if u dont, BANG, you dead. - ya boi bangs 10:25 PM Sep 13th via web



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say no to violence against the women, and yes to takeing the shawtys to da movies erry day 10:01 PM Sep 13th via web

ok now im almost convinced he has become self aware for saying this shit.