This is Dr. Fujita's advice column. Here, you will find answers to all your questions, from the mundane to the most complex. Do you want to know what your SO really thinks about you? Do you want to know the probabilities of you getting an SO? Do you even know what SO means? So type away and ask me anything...

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Dear Dr. Fujita,

What are the chances that I will bump into the F4 and make one of them into my SO?

Hopeful Angel
:angel4:

;)

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Dear Dr. Fujita, What are the chances that I will bump into the F4 and make one of them into my SO? Hopeful Angel

Dear Ms. Hopeful Angel,

According to my calculations...

.086%

That is fairly good news! It just goes to show that many great things can still happen to an individual's life. I hope this truly made your day. There is no more need to thank me, for I am happy to have made another person happy. Live long, prosper, and may your wish come true, Ms. minamic.

P.S.: My original calculations yielded a .098 chance, but since the group has disbanded, it naturally and predictably had to go lower.

Dr. Fujita,

What do doctors take when they have a headache ?



Nova-Usagi
"Ippai kikete, Ippai shaberu"

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P.S.: My original calculations yielded a .098 chance, but since the group has disbanded, it naturally and predictably had to go lower.

they haven't disbanded... ;_; gah, the natural demise of all boybands...

Dear Dr. Fujita,

how do you handle torpe boys? ;_;

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What do doctors take when they have a headache ?

Paracetamol, my dear galactic policeman. And if all else fails, there's Pogmolodon.

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they haven't disbanded... gah, the natural demise of all boybands...

Denial is the most predictable of all human responses. But it wouldn't hurt to check again Ms. minamic. After all, the group doesn't really act cohesively, and no plan was originally made for them to do so. The plan was that each member will have to go solo after Meteor Garden is kaput.

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how do you handle torpe boys?

Ah... truly a classic. However, the problem does not really lie in you, Ms. matsumoto. I am assuming that at this point in time, you want to end up with this "boy"- unfortunately, you cannot see any tangible evidence of this ever happening in your lifetime. There is really nothing you can do about it, especially when our society dictates that the man should be the one to pursue the woman (more so if you yourself subscribe to this thought).

...Unless, of course, you are willing to risk it all and tell him "+@ng!n@ naman, ligawan mo naman ako para sagutin na kita!".

For the meantime, sit down, relax, and play the waiting game. :)

1) how to lose stalkers in one day? ;_;

2) since when did saito learn how to cure people? lolz! XD


argh.. just cant think of anythin' productive right now. :angry:

Doc, I just wanna know...

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Dr. fujita


1. How much does the forum pay for your Counseling?? :lol: :P


2.Are you competing with Dr. Love Tom Alvarez of RX 93.1 wahehehe :peace:


3.I wanna be a doctor to what advice could you give me so i could be like Dr. Fujita


4.How would you know if your being stalked by some one??? :P


5.How would you know if a girl likes you??? :lol:


well thats all Dr. Fujita I hope you could be famous world wide with your ohhh sooo sophisticated answers

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1) how to lose stalkers in one day?

Have a heart-to-heart talk with them and explain to them that their behavior is giving you feelings of uneasiness. You can tell them that you can still be friends, and that there is no need for them to do things which can be considered "stalking" (following you around, taking notes of your activities, etc.). It would be advisable to do this with another person, preferrably an adult, who would act as a witness to whatever you have agreed upon.

Of course, there' also option # 2 which involves snuffing out this stalker from the face of the earth permanently.

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2) since when did saito learn how to cure people? lolz!

Ever since I realized that Dr. Phil makes thousands of dollars a year for giving people answers they already knew.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Dinosaurs.

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1. How much does the forum pay for your Counseling??

That is utter nonsense! This is a labor of love! :)

I love my new sneakers.

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2.Are you competing with Dr. Love Tom Alvarez of RX 93.1 wahehehe

There is no need for competition... because I don't even know the guy.

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3.I wanna be a doctor to what advice could you give me so i could be like Dr. Fujita

Let's see... screw your highschool days, fail in your first choice in your college entrance test (anything that's non-premed; preferrably fine arts), take psychology, screw your college days, and when you graduate and find yourself unemployed, construct a "Ask Dr. _____" forum to while your time while reflecting and asking yourself why you screwed your days while in highschool and college.

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4.How would you know if your being stalked by some one???

You don't. If you knew he/she was stalking you, then that wouldn't be stalking, wouldn't it?

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5.How would you know if a girl likes you???

You won't. 99.98% men can be so slow in putting 2 and 2 together they wouldn't accurately know a girl likes them even if their life depended on it... and I'm sure you don't belong to the remaining .02%, otherwise you wouldn't be asking.

WOW. You're good. ^_^ Too bad there isn't an applause icon yet.

You screwed your college days? From the way you write it doesn't show. ;) So, Fujita-sempai, how do you take to compliments?

dr fujita,

how do you get all your wonderful insights? anime? sleepless nights? drugs?

what are the problems do YOU SO doctors have? you seem to live pretty happy lives :D

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You screwed your college days? From the way you write it doesn't show.

Everything I know, I owe to TV, National Bookstore, and the internet.

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So, Fujita-sempai, how do you take to compliments?

"Compliments are like clouds, my friend: very pretty, but if we had to dine on them we'd starve."

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dr fujita, how do you get all your wonderful insights? anime? sleepless nights? drugs?

Nothing and anything.

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what are the problems do YOU SO doctors have? you seem to live pretty happy lives

Happiness is a subjective matter. What may seem happy to you may not be necessarily true; the same can be said for problems.

B)

This has been bugging me for a looonnngg time...

Kung ang stomach ay tiyan, ang abdo ay gall bladder, ano ang tagalog ng pancreas? eh ang spleen? ;_;

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ang abdo ay gall bladder

apdo

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ano ang tagalog ng pancreas? eh ang spleen?

for every other internal organs = lamang loob

dear dr. fujita,

what is an SO?
how can you cope with homesickness?
why are all good men either taken or gay?

Dear Dr. Fujita,

What is the success rate of an internet relationship? ^_^ Does it ever work?

Crazed Imouto

Doc, how do you say "batok" in English?

what is happiness?

Doc why do people slap you at the back for no utter reason... and why do people, when they dont see them for a long time, they curse rather than say hi?

ano ang real name ni Rogue of X-men?

I am deeply sorry if my replies would come in much more late than usual. I have just recently started on my job and my current work schedules have given me less free time to accomodate your queries. However, I will still answer each and every question whenever I can.

So here goes...

Ms. Dark_Moon:

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what is an SO?

Significant Other/Jowa/Bufra/Ho-we/Boyfriend/Syota/Boy-toy/solmeyt/etc. (yeekee!!! :wub: )

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how can you cope with homesickness?

Visit these boards regularly.

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why are all good men either taken or gay?

Every man is inherently good and bad at the same time. It's up to you to decide whether you'll label that boy in front of you as the "good" type or not.
B)


Ms. minamic:

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What is the success rate of an internet relationship?

I am assuming a relationship bought about after a preliminary "virtual" one of sorts.

Pretty slim.

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Does it ever work?

Oftentimes, no. Although I have known people who were brought together through the internet and have subsequently maintained a healthy relationship with eahch other, these cases are rare. It might be because of difficulties in adjusting to a "real" relationship. After you and your partner have agreed to bring your virtual relationship to the next level (ie., an agreement to become partners for real), certain rules that were not present in your digital world would have to be met sooner or later (you can't just shut down your boyfriend if he pisses you off)- and many people who were not prepared for this fact soon become frustrated after finding out that their partner was "a different person" in real life.



Mr. ryanclive:

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Doc, how do you say "batok" in English?

It depends on how you are going to use it. If you are referring to the back of the neck, then that would be the "nape". But if you're referring to the more popular "gusto mo ng batok?", then it would be synonymous to an oftentimes painful whack to the occipital region of the human head.


Ms. meiko:

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what is happiness?

cheap Chinese cigarettes sold in Binondo sidestreets, usually shipped from Guangdong province.


Mr. Mazda RX-8

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Doc why do people slap you at the back for no utter reason...

They are actually trying to hit your "batok". (see above for references on its location)

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and why do people, when they dont see them for a long time, they curse rather than say hi?

Are you sure you don't owe them anything? Get back to me ASAP as soon as you find out.


Ms. Rikku_Rose:

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ano ang real name ni Rogue of X-men?

As of current, unknown. (although according to the X-Men movie, it is "Rogue")

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It depends on how you are going to use it. If you are referring to the back of the neck, then that would be the "nape". But if you're referring to the more popular "gusto mo ng batok?", then it would be synonymous to an oftentimes painful whack to the occipital region of the human head.

lol, this is interesting. So whenever I get mad at an American for instance, I could simply say

"Would you like a painful whack to the occipital region of your head?!?!?" :lol:

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As of current, unknown. (although according to the X-Men movie, it is "Rogue")

*puts up a nurse outfit*

Er..Doc, I remember Rogue telling Wolverine in the first movie that her name was "Marie". But in the comicbooks, Rogue's name is really unknown. ^^

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lol, this is interesting. So whenever I get mad at an American for instance, I could simply say "Would you like a painful whack to the occipital region of your head?!?!?" :lol:

A simple "D'ya want a beating!?" would suffice.

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Er..Doc, I remember Rogue telling Wolverine in the first movie that her name was "Marie". But in the comicbooks, Rogue's name is really unknown. ^^

Oops, my bad. So Rogue's name really is "unknown"? Weird name for a girl... (hmn... unknown lebeau. pwede)

bakit wala sina gambit at jubilee sa xmen movies? :huh:

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bakit wala sina gambit at jubilee sa xmen movies?

Jubilee was the... plump... asian kid with the large gypsy earrings. She was also the one talking with the professor at the end of the film

Gambit's name (Remy Le Beau) appeared while Mystique was searching Lady Deathstrike's computer.

Dear Dr. Fujita,

I have a question. Are you a member of this forum?

THE F4 LOVE FORUM

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Dear Dr. Fujita, I have a question. Are you a member of this forum? THE F4 LOVE FORUM

No. I find it too retardingly cute.

abt sa itlog-manok question....

it has been a debate eversince, but according from almost a hundred professionals
(much like dr. fujita here) around the world who had gathered in siberia some years ago to answer that
question, they came to a conclusion--

chicken came first since when God created the world, he created animals and not the egss first.


abt underarm hair question...

they are used for wigs for cosplayers.. also for fake eyelashes and mustaches <wink, wink>


erm.. a question...

sino ang crush mong cosplayerr??? hehe.... B)

wow Dr. Fujita! thanks for the advice ;_;

isa pa.. totoo bang nakakapimples ang peanuts? -.-o

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Are you sure you don't owe them anything? Get back to me ASAP as soon as you find out.

nope i dont owe them anything... hmmmm... weird huh...


i have another question why are there boybands??

what is the main purpose of underarm hair?LOL! :D :P :lol:

Dear Dr. Fujita,

Kudos to your column! Even my sister agrees with me and says that you make sense. We are awed. ^_^

The Applause Emoticons

Dr. Fujita


what is the use of the appendix in the body??? and does mosquitos have a favorite person to bite??? : :huh: :huh:

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and does mosquitos have a favorite person to bite???

i would need an answer for that too, dr fujita....seems im one of their favorite targets :angry:

do you think cosplaying is a "fad" or is it an idea whose time has come ( :huh: )?

How do I tell a frog that he will never be a prince
even if the one who kisses him is a beautiful princess?