If the US got Sesame Street, and we got Batibot, the UK's got RAINBOW, a popular kids show. If rumors like Ernie and Bert being a gay couple, or Kiko Matsing singing for a metal band on the side, this was actually shown on TV and got passed censors! No blatant sex stuff though, just a great deal of word play that the censor people must be pretty dumb to miss it.

I do suggest to read the script below while watching if you are not used to listening UK accents.

This is the link to the video episode RAINBOW.

These are taken from original Rainbow scripts and there's no way these could have been done by accident. Innuendo all the way.... :lol:

The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...
Zippy: " One skin, two skin, three skin, four "
George: " Zippy, where is Bungle?"
Zippy: " I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"
We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from Behind it.
Bungle: " Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
Bungle: "I know, let's try it round the other way. Ooooooh, I've got it
in"
Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer
and peg kit
Bungle: " Would you stick this on the shelf, George"
George: " I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself,
Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about
playing"
Bungle: " Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"
Geoffrey:" Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to
play with?"
George:" Yesterday we played with each other's balls.
Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?
Bungle: " Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."
Geoffrey (to camera) Have you seen Bungles twanger?
Zippy:" Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."
Bungle: " It's my plucking instrument."
Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle
Zippy:" I can, I'm the best plucker here."
George;" And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?
Zippy:" Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."
Geoffrey;" Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
Bungle (excited) " Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all play with our twangers
couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod and Roger can get their
instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."
Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.
Freddy:" We could hear you all banging away"
Rod: "Banging can be fun."
Jane:" Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and
Freddy."
Freddy (looking sad) " Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."
Rod (to Jane) " Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"
Jane: " Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy last night. But would you
Like to play with my maracas?
Zippy; " No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."
George:"Yes, it doesn't matter what size our twanger is."
Zippy;" I've got a big red one."
George: " I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to
play with it."
Geoffrey (to viewers) " Well, have you got your twangers out? And
remember, you can bang your balls at the same time. If you haven't got
any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all play the
plucking song."
Everyone in studio: " Pluck, pluck, pluck along, we're going to pluck
all day."

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Ahhh, i love the net.

Yowzer!

B)

di na ako magtataka kung bakit mga manyak yung mga europeans

wow... :o

juskodaaaaayy!! XD

if they meant to be funny....or naughty....or some way to get ratings for the show....ewan ko na lang....

my gas! very suggestive yung dialogue nila.... --;

uy! speaking of manyakis.....a friend of mine who went to germany said they have exercise videos on local TV where everyone is practically butt naked! :o

its an exercise video, for crying out loud! nothing else...pero bahkeeeeeeeeet hubad? :huh:

then there's also the naked newsreporters.

and when they advertise some product on tv....as simple as food or simpleng mga chuchi lang naman....may hubad na naman... --;

ang sabi, they're not really bothered. its very natural to them. iba-iba ang kultura ng bawat bansa.

Here's food for thought:

Why is it that in Europe (particularly Great Britain, France, Germany and the Netherlands) and in Japan, there are more people who we Filipinos term "sexually deviant" or "morally disturbing," but then WE have more documented and undocumented cases of sexual abuse? --; :( :unsure:

Well, what do you think? I'm actually all for baring breasts at the beach you know. It has less to do with the brouhaha about morality as it does with deep-seated insecurities on physical appearances. :P

As green as I am , I don't think sex should be introduced to children that way ... better to go with the direct objective approach where the act is explained not ridiculed, than to present it to children in such a tempting way. Actually, this is why maraming rape and sexual abuse sa pilipinas. We don't approach the topic seriously , we play with it , beat around the bush and make it into blank jokes, so much so that people become tempted. Tignan niyo in a few years yan mga batang yan .....

Oh well .... --;

never mind...

basta ....
Skinny dipping is fun in boracay ..... super saya :P

Wehehe, you bet, although mine was in Subic. ;) Sooo freeeeee!!!!

Yeah , tapos hiya hiya ka pa at first sa body mo pero bigla lang may balyena sa tabi mo , kaya sigeng sige :lol: