Link for the day...

what those government warning signs really mean

:lol:

Digging the grave to get an old OAV joke...

"The Kidnapper" starring Maskman Arnold!

enjoy!

lol!! i had fun reading this one ^_^
my friend sent me the same thing about airplanes...
*rummages in the mess of her hard disk*

Arctic Slapstick

The history of the internet

:huh: Why did the chicken cross the road? :huh:

So he could join this forum:

:wub: THE F4 LOVE FORUM :wub:

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Hehehe, i love the penguin joke. :lol:

...everyday an officemate gives us this email...have fun reading trivias....

The Worthless Word for the Day is: charientism (from Gr. charientismus, expression of an unpleasant thing in an agreeable manner) [obs] a gracefully veiled insult


"...that Species of an Irony, which couches a Disagreeable Sense under Agreeable Expressions."
The British Apollo, 1709


News of the Day
And the Best U.S. Beach Is...

MIAMI (Reuters) - Hawaii's Kaanapali Beach topped this year's list of "America's Best Beaches," released on Friday by a coastal scientist who lauded its white coral sand and clear emerald-green waters.
The 3-mile beach on the dry and sunny side of Maui earned the No. 1 spot on the annual list compiled by Dr. Stephen Leatherman, director of Florida International University's Laboratory for Coastal Research.
Leatherman, nicknamed "Dr. Beach," has taken on the enviable task of visiting beaches nationwide and ranking them on 50 criteria that include sand and water quality, water temperature, absence of litter and balance between nature and man-made amenities.
Kaanapali is one of four Hawaiian beaches to make the top 10, and the seventh Hawaiian beach to win top honors in the past eight years.
Rounding out this year's list are No 2. Florida's Fort DeSoto Park; 3. North Carolina's Ocracoke Island; 4. Hawaii's Hanalei Bay; 5. Florida's Caladesi Island State Park; 6. New York's Main Beach in East Hampton; 7. Hawaii's Makalawena Beach; 8. Hawaii's Hanauma Bay; 9. Florida's Cape Florida State Park and 10. Cape Hatteras in North Carolina.
Leatherman, who holds a doctorate in environmental sciences, released the rankings for the upcoming Memorial Day weekend, which traditionally kicks off the U.S. summer beach season.

Phobia of the Day
Aphephobia - Morbid fear of being touched.

Dumb Law of the Day
In New Mexico, females are strictly forbidden from appearing unshaven in public.

Trivia of the Day
Studies show that, for some unknown reason, the higher the level of education, the more men tend to have wet dreams.

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

If you're a motorist, you'll love this. :lol:

Laughter's the Best Driver

The Worthless Word for the Day is: philocalist (from Gr. philo- + kalos, beautiful)[rare] a lover of beauty
"This poor.. creature was a philocalist: he had a singular love of flowers and of beautiful women."

John Brown, Horæ subsecivæ (1861)

Dumb Law of the Day
In Maine, it's against the law to molest an alligator.


Phobia of the Day
Verbophobia - Fear of words.


Trivia of the Day
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class.

Laugh your ass off with these SWFs!

http://cloud.datashed.net/gems/secrets/exuberance.swf

http://www.sek-c.com/upload/files/Hyakugoj...i!!.swf

Just allow the flash to load completely (the SWF file is around 1+ mb, but I assure you its going to be worth it!)

These links do not work, so right click on them and click on "Save Target As" or "Save As".

Nokia 3650
Nokia 6660
Nokia 6969

Playstation 3???

Monkey (video)
Piano Man (video)
Wuss (video)

*enter bearbrand song* i remember the days...

ANG ALAMAT NI GRIMACE
Hindi ka ba naku-curious kung ano o sino si Grimace??? Sa mga hindi pa
nakakaalam... si Grimace ay yung batchoy na kulay ube na mascot ng McDo.
Ano ba siya? At ano ba ang papel nya sa buhay ni Ronald? Sabi sa website ng
McDo, eto daw si Grimace:
"Grimace is a big, loving, fuzzy purple fellow who is Ronald McDonald's best
friend. He's sure Ronald is the world's ultimate authority on
everything. While Grimace loves all McDonald's foods, he's absolutely crazy
about milkshakes. Grimace is very enthusiastic and eager to try new things.
His joyous spirit helps everyone overlook the fact he's a little slow and
clumsy sometimes."
Ows? E ano naman ngayon?!? Actually, si Grimace ay kontrabida na may anim na
kamay na nagnenenok ng milkshakes. Ika nga sa isang website:
"Between Hamburglar (who stole burgers), the Fry kids (w! ho stole fries),
and Grimace, crime was running rampant in the 'McHood."

O di ba... napakagandang ehemplo sa mga kabataan?? Pero ang pinakamagandang
mga teorya ay galing (kanino pa?) kundi sa mga Pilipino:

unang teorya: Si Grimace ay isang ube mascot. Ung McDo marahil ay may ice
cream o shakes na ube ang flavor.
pangalawa: Si Grimace ay bastardong anak ni Tinky Winky ng Teletubbies (na
natsitsismis na bakla) at isang eggplant.
pangatlo: Siya ay violet na krayola na iniwan ng mga bata (sa playground ng
McDo) sa araw para matunaw.
pang-apat: Grape-flavored drink daw si Grimace... kaya lang maasim un drink
kaya nagmukhang grimace sila... kaya siya tinawag na Grimace!
panlima: Siya daw ang pinaka-suwangit na mascot ng McDo, kaya siya pinasuot
ng costume - purple na costume daw ito na napaka-bigat na hindi na
matanggal! Hehe!
pang-anim: Si Grimace ay lahat ng pagkain sa McDo na hinalo sa blender....
pampito: Siya ay isang milkshake. Period.
pangwalo: In-introduce daw ng McDo ang kamote french fries sa Pinas ng
pumunta daw sila dito. Kaya daw may mascot na Grimace. Isa siyang kamote.
pangsiyam: Kakambal pala siya ni Ronald McDonald, kaya lang, retarded daw si
Grimace kaya siya pinasusuot ng purple costume.

pero ito ang pinakamatinong teorya so far...

pang-sampu: Si Grimace, kasama ng iba pang mascotsn ng McDo, ay pinakilala
noong 70's. Siya ang nagrepresent ng Blueberry milkshakes na ni-launch sa
US. Ang tawag talaga sa kanya ay Evil Grimace, kasi
nga nagnenenok siya ng milkshakes. Galing siya sa isla na puno ng sigla at
puro milkshakes. (Ok, whatever...)

E ano ba ang official word ng McDo???

Well, may tumawag sa McDo to ask nga kung sino ba talaga si Grimace... Alam
mo kung ano ang sinabi ng babaeng sumagot ng
phone.....???
"He's a potato."
Uh... okay! Whatever...

Ah, interesting (and funny) bit about grimace there! The first link posted by JM was hilarious..lol

"If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud. " :lol:

More engrish.com bits!


I didnt know that the Japanese love LOTR that much.



Japanese text reads: "Do not throw garbage
away here if you do not live in this building"

This one really cracked me up...



And this one cracked me up for another 5 mins...

enjoy :P

Burger King Ads in Germany and Netherlands

the chicken wants to improve itself. so he crossed the road and asked the chef to improvise him to be a fried chicken.

what military hand signals really mean:

http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~shane/stasj/div_bilder/signals.png