We have chosen to take this moment to tell the nations of the reigion af a shamefull episode from our past.

We recently passed legislation banning genetic research, and with good reason!

You see, we once had a very large genetics program, that was tasked with creating a "super soldier"

the "super soldier" team was sent off to an island off the coast of Cretonia and set to work.

they made great progress.. or so they thought.. until madness broke out.

Perhaps it would be most poigniant if you saw our intelligence footage of what transpired..


Cretonian genetics file 33347-p

We can only hope to prevent others from repeating our mistake!

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I hope the super soldiers didn't destroy too much of your nation then.


I could help with the mop up with this, if you would like. anti soldiers.

This was a situation of some time ago, and is well under control.

We appreciate your offer of assistance, however, and are quite impressed with your troops, who all seem to be rather good.

Cute little soldiers.

Bunch of pussy-cats if you ask my opinion...

Nice to see peoplearent taking things to serousily around here ;) :P :D :blink: :D

Naturally. Some things require our undiveded attention, whereas others are slightly less uninvolved.

OOC:did george W bush right that for you?

"Some things require our undiveded attention, whereas others are slightly less uninvolved" ??

heh

It's strange that you should mention Mr Bush. We go back a long way. It was actually I that formulated most of his early policies and election campaign... :P

What a bunch of Pussies! Our Juvenile Firecracker Prankster Division would wipe them out laughing!