Training will commence Tuesday January 17th.

You must sign up here to reserve a spot.

Requirements:

Female

Open Minded

Alive

Consider me signing up.

:D :D :D :D :D

I'll sign up!

I ... uh ... female.

Alright ... fine ... I just wanted to see ButterKeys in the mermaid outfit.

:D :D

I'm in! :D

*Puts on wig*

*Walks in, high heels and all*

*Asks JT if he could buy me a drink. Reply: Yes. My reply: Two Bitter and 4 Martinis*

*Gets chatting to him about contest*

What do you mean you want me to have a Brazilian and pose provocatively for an unidentified magazine?

Where do we sign up for 'pirate' training?

This reminds me of a class I always wanted to teach - Body Painting 101 ^_^

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAR.

Pirate training ye say? Do ye have yeself a parrot you landlubbing wench?

Yaaarg! Shiver me timbers HA HARR!

Hi ladies, I'm Eric Stratton. You can call me Otter if you'd like. I will be your councelor while you are in training here. I am pleased to announce that:
Bamada, Butterkeys and Checkers McDog's applications are all in their final processing stages. All we need fro each of you is an essay explaining why you feel this training is right for you and what you hope to get out of it. Please limit these essays to no more than 250 words. Please get these essays back to me by January 25 the latest. :yes:

Omni, I am completing processing your application right now.

*Stamps the front and back of Omni's application.*



*Stamps Omni's forehead for good measure.*

Here you are young man and best of luck to you.

TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
*Remembers fondly of Animal House*


*Puts wig back on*

Why JT? We could have made more of thi...! *Dragged off by feet*

Hey JT - how is the training going? Do we have any full fledged mermaids yet?

HA!! As soon as they saw there was going to be some work involved, they mutineed one and all and haven't been seen since. Actually, this thread went far longer than my original predictions. :wacko:

I know Butterkeys' excuse ... not too sure about the others though.

250 words ... yeah ... like that is work. Shall I see if I can find you some more trainees that will actually care to train?

By all means, but bkeep in mind they MUST be female.

I may lower the essay requirement to like 50 words, or maybe 5?

Whatcha think?

I've found that lowering the needed amount of words is actually harder. But then again, it would be pretty easy in this case.

I can even write the essays for each and every girl that signs up.

Five word limit?

"I have female parts. Yay!"

There you go gals - tell JT you're interested in being a mermaid and copy and paste the above sentence in as your essay.

Just sit back and relax JT - me thinks they'll be a' flocking to you soon.

:clapping: :drool: