Okay, it's back to the salt mines. After two weeks off, I finally have a report for the ambassadors to ummm report in embassies. Because of Ess's and my schedule, we will be attempting to post the report in the Ministry on Fridays for corrections, and y'all can post the report after noon on Saturday in those places where you place the report.

If you have questions, comments, or corrections, please post them in this thread.
jg

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Report from Canada
13 January 2006
Prepared by Ess, 4:20 Celebrants, and Judith Gap

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Population: 275
Delegate: Carbanousa (80 endorsements)

Diplomatic Events

• Canada has finally decided to get with the times and name things for what they are. Thus, we have a new forum designation for our ambassadors from around the NS world. Instead of being members or visitors, all ambassadors are now ... wait for it ... "ambassadors!" Aren't we brilliant 'eh?
• Carbanousa (you guys remember him ... he's our new PM) recently visited all of Canada's Embassies. He ate some food, drank some drink and slept some sleep. He got lost twice, but friendly natives pointed him back to the snowy confines of Canada. The region is still waiting for pictures.
• We've received a flurry of requests for embassies from: Trav Khar, The Meritocracy, Great Britain and Ireland, Ireland, and Liberalia.
• Special welcome to Kericia of 10,000 Islands, r3naissanc3r of Great Britain and Ireland, Nooterland our new ambassador from Equilism, and Venchov of Xanthorn from Liberalia.
• Canada's kissing booth will be opening in England and a few surprise embassies on Thursday of this week.

Regional Affairs:

• In sporting news, Canada6 continues to kick everyone's butt in our hockey league. In Equilism's basketball league, Nooterland continues to lead the league; although, Ess and Canada6 are still within the top five.
• Special welcome to new members: Anarchico, North east Somerset, Quebecues, and X-Files Groupies.

Governmental Affairs

• Canada voted FOR a repeal of the UN Resolution: Mandatory Recycling.

OOC Happenings:

• Redundancies finished fifth overall in poker. It was his first final-table finish in quite some time.
• Maikainzilion made yet another speed visit to the boards.
  Who was that masked man?
• Bamada and a girlfriend were attacked and chased out of a park by a couple of 9 year olds! Bamada declared it was "Possibly one of the scariest things that has ever happened to me." The visual cracked Jack Tarr up!
• Butterkeys has returned from her vacation. Her boyfriend's Mum flew her and her boyfriend to Perth for New Years. She reports that a great time was had by all!
• Minister of Beer and Doughnuts, NoFunNinjas, gets a special mention as the WTF post of the week by promoting YTMND.com this week, specifically for the link to Picard hits Batman.
• In the thread, Currently Listening To..., Redveras had been listening to The Mars Volta - Frances The Mute, in all its 14 minute glory. Daemon agreed with a :thumbsup:

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Random Quotes from Discussion Boards

"We recently instituted on Canada's forum a new designation for all ambassadors. Instead of being members or visitors, all ambassadors are now "ambassadors."

- Canada has finally decided to get with the times and name things for what they are. Thus, we have a new forum designation for our ambassadors from around the NS world. Instead of being members or visitors, all ambassadors are now ... wait for it ... "ambassadors!" Aren't we brilliant 'eh?

"Our recently elected Prime Minister, Carbanousa recently visited all of Canada's embassies."

- Carbanousa, our recently elected Prime Minister, who happens to be male for all those questioning, recently visited all of Canada's embassies. Despite liking some of the local delicacies, he has returned home and continues on his merry way.


You know ... or something like that.

Also, throw Chex back in the quote. You know which one I'm talking about.

Done.

drumroll please

....and once again the official Canadian editor 420 has spoken!

Further edits are needed as I don't like the closeness of "recently" in regards to Carb tripaising around the NS world.

"Carbanousa (you guys remember him ... he's our new PM) recently visited all of Canada's Embassies. He ate some food, drank some drink and slept some sleep. He got lost twice, but friendly natives pointed him back to the snowy confines of Canada. The region is still waiting for pictures."

Done.

perhaps you could mention the upcoming soccer competition between canada and 10KI?

I've mentioned it in previous reports; once we have the first week of stats, I'll starting including it in every report I can.

I would just like to point out that when I kick butt I always make sure I do so with my bunny slippers on. And yes I have been known to wear bunny slippers.

I have moose in a canoe slippers I always wear.

Bunny vs Moose - or is that Buffy vs a Goose?

Your friendly neighbourhood betting office is open for business...

Hold it, wait, Who is wanting to goose Buffy?

:eyebrow:

You have to ask?? :rolleyes:


I have bear slippers - with bells! I can sincerely say "I'll be there with bells on!" :D

You go places outside of your house in slippers? Actually, on any given day, I can count on at least one student wearing slippers to class. Pajamas are a once-week occurence.

I dunno about Buffy ... but Willow ... oh yeah.

That little dude just turns my crank.





(But really ... I quite meant Alyson Hannigan. I'd have no issues goosing her.)

I have socks that have musturd stains on them, can I joinin to... please can I?

i know exactly what you mean

Alyson Hannigan :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

I regret to inform...

She's taken...




:o

:cry:

:unsure: I think this is the first time I've seen Daemon cry...

Somebody - HELP!

Man ... I used to like that band ... up until 45 seconds ago when I saw that picture.

That was a lot of words to digest in that pic. :(

Hey ... I just noticed my name on the top of that.

I feel all ... special like. But really ... that doesn't have to be there - all I did was offer some corrections.

Since you altered the document in ways that made the writing a part of your style, it was only appropriate.

BAH - I just suggested ... you chose to stick with it as was and not re-write it to your style.

But thanks.

Posted.

Valuable math lesson in there.