Title: Quote...Unquote
Description: Collecting our comments
Almonaster - July 12, 2005 10:45 PM (GMT)
I will be helping out with the regional reports by picking out 2 or 3 quotable remarks each week.
I've started this thread as a collecting point. If any of you spot a quote you like, please post it here. Feel free to self-refer if you've come up with a particularly pithy turn of phrase.
Almonaster - July 12, 2005 10:45 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| Buttered brains? Your'e not a zombie are you JG? |
Carb
hudson bay - July 12, 2005 11:22 PM (GMT)
^ how did I miss that one? :lol:
Beaver-Country-Canada - July 12, 2005 11:43 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (bweezy) |
My life's theme song is "Baby got back" by sir mix a lot. I'm sure my wife will be thrilled to hear this news... |
Just saw it :P
Lelana
Checkers McDog - July 13, 2005 01:35 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Jack_Tarr @ Jul 12 2005, 04:22 PM) |
there's a strong smell of acetone in here. That will disolve super glue but if its any concelation, those boys are gonna have some mighty sore rashes for a week or so.
:lol:
They'll probably beat the crap out of Red for it too. :clap: |
Judith Gap - July 14, 2005 11:26 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (TinyVillages @ Jul 13 2005, 09:25 PM) |
| I'm somewhere between catatonia and a perpetual Tickle Me Elmo. |
Beaver-Country-Canada - July 14, 2005 02:52 PM (GMT)
Thanks JG -- I was just about to put that there! :D
Lelana
Ess - July 14, 2005 08:00 PM (GMT)
Red in "How was your day"
| QUOTE |
| I started a massive apartment-cleaning project last night...Target completion date: October 21st, 2015. |
Almonaster - July 14, 2005 08:44 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| Chop... Chopper... Choppest... Chopissimo... Chopin... List |
Almonaster & J Delight in Word association.
This is working out just dandy. Keep 'em coming, folks!
Carbanousa - July 15, 2005 11:53 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Almonaster @ Jul 14 2005, 08:44 PM) |
| This is working out just dandy. Keep 'em coming, folks! |
:clap:
kana da - July 15, 2005 05:38 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (JT) |
| I think you have a severe case of Ofitis and you should probably seek professional help. |
Judith Gap - July 15, 2005 06:35 PM (GMT)
Either quote would be nice.
| QUOTE (Daemon @ Jul 15 2005, 12:27 PM) |
I am euphonically fickle.
I like both Al's (/Esses) and HB's suggestions. Al's has classical charm, while HB's has a certain touch of pretension that I find enticing. |
Almonaster - July 16, 2005 04:48 PM (GMT)
My selection for this week's report...
| QUOTE |
| I am euphonically fickle. |
(Daemon)
| QUOTE |
| I started a massive apartment-cleaning project last night...Target completion date: October 21st, 2015. |
(Redundancies)
| QUOTE |
| I'm somewhere between catatonia and a perpetual Tickle Me Elmo. |
(TinyVillages)
Quotes from now until next Saturday will be eligible for inclusion in next week's report.
Freezing Cold Water - July 16, 2005 06:11 PM (GMT)
Thanks, Al. I will add them to the ambassdors report.
Judith Gap - July 16, 2005 06:32 PM (GMT)
These are some funny quotes. I'm glad you had to make the tough choices Al!
Almonaster - July 16, 2005 07:36 PM (GMT)
As you say, tough choice. I liked them all.
I reckoned things like OFitis would have been incomprehensible to the point of unfunny if you didn't know who OF was.
Judith Gap - July 16, 2005 08:18 PM (GMT)
I missed this. Maybe next time?
| QUOTE (Defectiveness @ Jul 15 2005, 04:14 PM) |
(and I realize this is kind of pointless... but after that five page thread about boogers, I don't feel badly for it) :lol: |
It's just crazy enough to cause people to try to find out more.
Oilers Fans - July 18, 2005 04:10 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Almonaster @ Jul 16 2005, 02:36 PM) |
| I reckoned things like OFitis would have been incomprehensible to the point of unfunny if you didn't know who OF was. |
OFits? Yay! I'm a disease!
Judith Gap - July 18, 2005 04:41 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Oilers Fans @ Jul 18 2005, 11:19 AM) |
Pants.
I could have just said any word there. Any word at all. And nobody'll ever know. I could have just given the meaning of life, but it was covered up by pants. It boggles the mind. :wacko: |
Oilers Fans - July 18, 2005 04:44 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Daemon) |
| It's never too early to become a hobo. The rails of North America are the perfect place for a man on the run. |
Oilers Fans - July 18, 2005 08:02 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Deamon) |
| I've spend most of my life following cliches. Except I haven't gotten very far because today was the first day of the rest of my life. |
Ess - July 18, 2005 08:03 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Oilers Fans @ Jul 18 2005, 01:02 PM) |
| QUOTE (Deamon) | | I've spend most of my life following cliches. Except I haven't gotten very far because today was the first day of the rest of my life. |
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:lol: That one made me laugh out loud! :P
Oilers Fans - July 18, 2005 08:25 PM (GMT)
**cough**
You were beaten to the punch Ess, I win.
Ess - July 18, 2005 08:31 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Oilers Fans @ Jul 18 2005, 01:25 PM) |
**cough**
You were beaten to the punch Ess, I win. |
No chit! That's why I quoted you! :rolleyes:
*whacks OF with a rolling pin* :D
Oilers Fans - July 18, 2005 08:38 PM (GMT)
Ah. Slight misunderstanding.
**rubs bruise and mopes away**
Oilers Fans - July 19, 2005 02:29 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Daemon) |
0h no! Most3 of my posts areZ just Thinly 7vieled attempts4Y to 8pass oN ser5ial numBers.
Um. 3C2K. |
Oilers Fans - July 19, 2005 02:51 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Deamon again) |
| You think you've got it bad! I have a big hive of rhinoceros somewhere in my Japanese maple tree. They always pick at my food whenever I eat outside, so I have to shoo them away. I tried leaving out rhino traps for them, and spraying their nest with Raid Rhino, but they are still there. |
Judith Gap - July 20, 2005 02:03 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (j delight @ Jul 19 2005, 08:57 PM) |
| OK, who's been in the rhetorical laxative ale again? |
Almonaster - July 20, 2005 02:04 AM (GMT)
Sold to the gentleman in the previous post!
Judith Gap - July 20, 2005 02:06 AM (GMT)
That really should be my signature at work. I'm a professor of Rhetoric and Composition.
Almonaster - July 20, 2005 02:13 AM (GMT)
Perhaps we should entertain a motion to dismiss?
Judith Gap - July 20, 2005 02:15 AM (GMT)
I'm not sure which maiden you mean to dismiss.
j delight - July 20, 2005 02:20 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Judith Gap @ Jul 19 2005, 09:06 PM) |
| That really should be my signature at work. I'm a professor of Rhetoric and Composition. |
You talkin about dis miss?
JG - perfect, man. And to think it all started with miss takin' a chamber pot.
Judith Gap - July 20, 2005 02:22 AM (GMT)
I'm not comfortable with thinking about what comes from a chamber pot.
Almonaster - July 20, 2005 02:28 AM (GMT)
That's a crock - you just need to get your thoughts in ordure.
j delight - July 20, 2005 02:29 AM (GMT)
So do you think that JG is not bothered at all by what goes into a chamber pot?
Almonaster - July 20, 2005 02:35 AM (GMT)
Perhaps he's found some fertile soil for an exercise in alimentary logic.
j delight - July 20, 2005 02:36 AM (GMT)
You're such a swill guy, Al.
Judith Gap - July 20, 2005 02:37 AM (GMT)
I'd rather not think about. Besides it wasn't mine. I don't have to think about how it got in there.
j delight - July 20, 2005 02:38 AM (GMT)
