Tiny Villages and ParrrrTay would like to invite you to join them in the Grand opening of:
T & P's Shoreline Spot

The restaurant is built by the thick trees on the shoreline, its dark wood nestled into the overhangning boughs. The marble floor and bamboo and thatch roof create an atmosphere of refinery and relaxation. There are tables for dining inside or outside, as the mood suits you.

Their wide variety of steaks and seafood can only be described as 'mouth watering'.
The service is 'outstanding'.
The bar fully stocked to suit your every thirst.

So won't you pull up a chair and join us, we promise you will not be disappointed.

ToDaYs SpEcIaL: Frogs cooked to your taste on the grill, with baked potato, and a side dish of lizard pate.

"WOW! That looks like a place in Thailand from a while back!!"

*scrathes head, looks at frogs and wonders if they were once princes?*

:wacko:

Sure looks nice. If the big boulders on the beach help cut down on the number of tourists then count me in...

I guess you could start throwing them at tourists. That would do it but it kind of destroys the tranquility of the diners.

You're all welcome anytime.

No need to throw them. Tourists wouldn't want to stub their delicate toes, or even be bothered to walk around something. Just having them lying on the beach would cut out most of the obnoxist tourists....

*Walks in, sits down at a table in the shade and becons to parrrrtay,*

"Please bring me a Horni Marguirita with no salt and for lunch I'd like a Sheep Herder's Special." ;)

Sign me up! It's been a while since I done a complete bar-run. Now... where's the single malts - better start with those so we can remember them. ;)

"Here is your Horni Marguirita, JT, by the way 'nice kilt' ;) Your lunch will arrive in moments, please do enjoy the view until then."

"Carb, single malts lined up just to your right, enjoy"

I'm game. Can I have a seat in the water?

Sure JG, we installed a water spot at your request.

Perfect for soothing tired feet in after a hard day.

A little steak and lobster with your best red wine for me please...

Wow... this palce has everything. :clap:

If I may recomend our 'island red'?
It is a wine made by one of Waiheke's newer producers, 'Obsidian Vineyard', and named Island Red 1999 Waiheke Merlot Cabernet. It is a blend of about 2/3rds Merlot and 1/3rd Cabernet Sauvignon with a splash of Cabernet Franc.

And how would you like your steak cooked sir?

*slides up to the bar*

I'll have a shot of Crown, chilled, and a Killian's to chase--and for dinner...hmmm. I think I'll have the garlic fried shrimp.

Ah, and excellent choice Red.

We'll have the drinks right out to you. Would you like to try and appetizer? I'd recommend the herbed crab dip.

Herbed crab dip? Why, sure, I'll take that!

Please kick back and enjoy the view while the food is cooking!

*wanders up to bar*

Hi, can I get a virgin margarita?

Hi KD, can I buy you a Shirley Temple?

Well, okay, I guess.

I'm just waiting for Judith Gap to get here.

Immediately.

*puts down a glass with a few cubes of ice* Fresh squeezed juices and no blender in sight. *shakes the ingredients for a moment, then pours them gently into the glass*

There you are, complete with umbrella. Anything else, KD? Having a good day?

Still want that Shirley Temple?

Anything for you JT?

May I join you, JT?

Could I please have a Long Island iced tea and some garlic prawns to start?! ^_^

Lovely place you have here! :)

"Not a problem Ess, Long Island Ice Tea is my favorite drink, so you bet I know how to make this one right! So good to hear you like the place."

"Here you go, try that and let me know if it is to your taste? Maybe a bit of Stevie to enjoy with your drink"
*walks over to the jukebox in the corner and punches Pride & Joy*


Well you've heard about love givin' sight to the blind
My baby's lovin' cause the sun to shine
She's my sweet little thing, she's my pride and joy
She's my sweet little baby, I'm her little lover boy

mmmm mmm good! ^_^

Damn fine drink, Shay, thank-you!

*pulls up to the restaurant in a canoe (it simply wouldn't do to contribute noise polution)*
*walks up to the bar*
A bellini please

I forgot about those!
I first heard of them 4 or 5 years ago and haven't had one for a couple years.
They're nummy! ^_^

I'm gonna have one after my LIIT! :D

"One bellini for Emus, would there be anything else you would like?"


"Glad to hear you like your drink Ess, just let me know when you are ready for your bellini"

I do believe it's Bellini time! :D

"Here you go Ess, with a bit of fresh peach on the side, enjoy!"

Oh, man! That is just delicious! Thank-you! ^_^ ^_^

Shay's the best at mixing just the right things in just the right combinations.

How're those garlic prawns coming? :mellow:

"Hi Ess :) by all means, please join me. ohhhh paaaaaarrrrrtay, can we postpone my Sheep Herders Special till later? I'll be kibitzing with Ess for a while. Thanks, and please keep the whipped cream chilled." ;)

So, how's it goin', JT? :)

Doin ok Ess, although this place is really messing with my mind. You see, I know I was here before, but it was in Thailand and no, I was not on drugs at that time. Now suddenly, I end up in the same place in Canada. This could well be a case for Scully and Mulder! :ph43r:

Have another drink. That'll make everything all better! :D

*clinks glasses with JT*

Ess, here's your order of garlic prawns, with just a hint of lemon.


Do you need anything else?

Clanks glasses and downs another Marguirita. Oh yeh, this will make everything better....NOT. :(

*orders another virgin margarita*

Hey, JT, what's up?