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Redundancies - February 23, 2005 02:58 PM (GMT)
Thought this was funny, and appropriate to the religious discussions going on here.

In my "Blue Jacket Fans" nation, I had an issue dealing with funding for religion. I thought this particular viewpoint was interesting:

"I reckon you could just ignore these zealots and scrap any government funding we still have going into religion," says Thomas Washington, author of the wildly unpopular book 'Face It, There Is No Afterlife'. "I can't believe that modern thinkers like you and me are still tying ourselves down with outmoded and outdated concepts like the 'soul' or 'God'. Just drop all funding and give everyone a bit of a tax break. At least then we can be a bit richer before the long infinite void of oblivion at the end of our small, feeble, insignificant little lives."

bweezy - February 23, 2005 03:11 PM (GMT)
I got that one yesterday. Very funny stuff.

Carbanousa - February 23, 2005 03:26 PM (GMT)
:cry:
I've not had that one in a while...
*crosses finger for tomorrow*

Boardz - February 23, 2005 11:55 PM (GMT)
Yea!! I'd vote for that one!
:lol:

Durass - February 24, 2005 05:21 PM (GMT)
Waiting patiently for it to appear.

Though, I must wonder how I can reduce religious spending below zero (in NS of course, in RL I'd just charge all the appropriate business and property back taxes they haven't paid.

mavenu - February 24, 2005 06:27 PM (GMT)
you need to look for "#172: Church Attendances Reaching New Low, Warn Priests [Realm of Idiots; ed:Sirocco]"

Durass - February 24, 2005 10:35 PM (GMT)
I meant I'm waiting patiently for it to appear so I can further reduce the non-existant funding I give to religion. :)

Then again, I could just give them a 10000000000000% increase in funding which would be..... carry the 6..... nothing. Should make them happy. :D

mavenu - February 24, 2005 10:47 PM (GMT)
do you got 2 issues a day? There's like 180ish issues now.

Carbanousa - February 24, 2005 11:02 PM (GMT)
Is that all?




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